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So JFF, how tough are ya?

How tough am I, how tough am I? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I'd wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying how tough am I? Think again, fucker. Saying that online, I would be contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP would be traced at that moment so you'd better prepare for the storm then, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’d be fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I'd use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I would shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You'd be fucking dead, man

I'm so tough I watch spongebob.

How am I?

I figured out whether or not anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Without any milk.

I'm so tough I posted a strong opinion…

…with no care for the down-votes.

How tough am i?

I watched an episode of the view.

And didn't throw up..

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I'm so tough, Your next words will be "I'm so tough, I drank a bowl of milk! Without any nails!"
(PLEASE get the reference.)

I'm so tough, I drank a nail of milk without any bowls.

I'm so tough I don't drink or eat any kind of nails, milk or anything. I don't even use my mouth like puny humans. I get my food through Chlorophyll.

I'm so tough, I watched Evangelion and enjoyed the ending.

all 3 endings? cuz I have

How Tough I am, I'm So Tough I Typed The Whole Text In Purple
Without Any Gold Account

I watched episode 8 of Gurren Lagann… And only cried for 20 minutes.

how tough am i?

i'll let you know that i got called a fag on my wall

and whined about it only to 2 mods!

i'm so tough I didn't cry at the futurama cancellation

@Jace that isn't tough. That's soulless.

I went searching on Deviantart and came back with my sanity intact.

I'm so tough I responded to your post in white…

…On a white background.

I'm so tough I can be here for years, and still be new.