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Last posted Sep 30, 2013 at 07:07AM EDT. Added Sep 08, 2013 at 05:27AM EDT
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seeing that none of such threads exist on kym i think i should make one.

so we are, of course, talking about humanitie’s most ancient and highly praised high entity:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

i for one, denounce the existance of such entity. if it created the world and all life as we know it, how can it’s made from baked goods first created by humans?

monsters, are always feirce and hostile, therefore it shouldn’t have the intelligence to create said world.

how cone there are so many stories about it and yet no one ever saw the FSM with his own eyes? it’s pretty hard not to miss a giant ball of Spaghetti flying in the air…

so what do you think?

Sep 08, 2013 at 05:27AM EDT
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What on earth are you talking about? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real and you know it. Just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean he isn’t there! His noodly appendage in deep within all our hearts. If you search, you will find him.

Maybe if you spent less time absorbing yourself in material pleasures and arguing on /r/Athiesm and spent more time reading the Holy Spaghetti Bolognese recipe (Gordon Ramsey Edition, all other chefs are heathen) you will be able to find the Spaghetti Monster in your true self.

Turn away from the sin and temptation before you are cast into the fiery pasta dish and cooked at 240C under a layer of cheese and ravioli!

Sep 08, 2013 at 06:48AM EDT
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see, this is what im talking about, how is this Spaghetti monster of yours powerful and whatnot if it’s made by HUMAN MADE PRODUCTS.

it’s illogical. a divine entity should not be edible, other wise it’s… you know… not very divine.

hell, i tried that so called “Holy Spaghetti Bolognes” but in fact i found chicken wings (also ice cream) tastier.

i demand more solid proof

Sep 08, 2013 at 07:40AM EDT
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>Deep and serious discussion


You know, I’d get into this, but right now I wouldn’t actually bother as from past experience, and so far the topic is the Flying Spaghetti monster, it’s a risky topic, we could all upset him just by sinning and watching food porn.

(By the number of times I’ve edited this post, I’m clearly not happy with it)

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Sep 08, 2013 at 08:29AM EDT
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@Jolly Jew: That’s le joke.gif

Isn’t this whole Spaghetti monster thing made by someone who wanted to mock other religions? Or are there people serious about it?
And the fact that this thread is talking about the FSM, doesn’t it make this thread not serious?

Sep 08, 2013 at 08:54AM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

@Jolly Jew: That’s le joke.gif

Isn’t this whole Spaghetti monster thing made by someone who wanted to mock other religions? Or are there people serious about it?
And the fact that this thread is talking about the FSM, doesn’t it make this thread not serious?

dude don’t say such things about the Flying Spaghetti monster here, it can offend a lot of people, even if you don’t belive in it, at least respect it

Sep 08, 2013 at 09:00AM EDT
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Sorry, I’m strictly reborn again old ones of the deep. I hope one day your souls well drown in sorrow and devoured by they great old one.

Sep 08, 2013 at 09:28AM EDT
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Not to break character, but if you’re confused, be sure to note that this is in JFF.


I’m not one who’s going to denounce anything. Those who say it most certainly exists just don’t know. Those who say it most certainly doesn’t exist don’t know either.

I feel like both sides are too emotional here. Maybe you want to acknowledge BSOD’s faith, and maybe you want to recognize JJ’s skepticism.

Maybe you can both bond over a FSM plush. It is both real and not real.
 
There. I have fixed religious debate.

Sep 08, 2013 at 09:34AM EDT
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Despite my very Christian family, I’m pretty sure I’m no longer Christian (though my mom would probably skin me alive if I said that). What I do know however is that I at the very least believe in the existence one a single god that has complete and total control over “everything.” I suppose you could say that I’m a deist at the moment (deism is basically a non-religious belief in god). That doesn’t keep me from hoping there’s a life after death though, because I dunno about the rest of you, but I’d like to continue life instead of just being buried six feet underground.

Sep 08, 2013 at 10:18AM EDT
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>2012+1
>Not accepting Super Robo Jesus as your lord and savior
What on earth is wrong with you heathens.
And just in case this conversation turns serious about religion, of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t real, OP, it’s a parody designed to criticize creationism.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism, a movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.[3] Although adherents state that Pastafarianism is a genuine religion,[3] it is generally recognized by the media as a parody religion.[4][5]

EDIT: fuck, I got ninja’d.
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Sep 08, 2013 at 11:31AM EDT
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Disturbed Balls of Steel wrote:

Have you forgotten The Only One God, you infidels!?

Sep 08, 2013 at 12:58PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

What on earth are you talking about? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real and you know it. Just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean he isn’t there! His noodly appendage in deep within all our hearts. If you search, you will find him.

Maybe if you spent less time absorbing yourself in material pleasures and arguing on /r/Athiesm and spent more time reading the Holy Spaghetti Bolognese recipe (Gordon Ramsey Edition, all other chefs are heathen) you will be able to find the Spaghetti Monster in your true self.

Turn away from the sin and temptation before you are cast into the fiery pasta dish and cooked at 240C under a layer of cheese and ravioli!

RAMEN!

Sep 08, 2013 at 01:26PM EDT
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Jolly Jew wrote:

seeing that none of such threads exist on kym i think i should make one.

so we are, of course, talking about humanitie’s most ancient and highly praised high entity:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

i for one, denounce the existance of such entity. if it created the world and all life as we know it, how can it’s made from baked goods first created by humans?

monsters, are always feirce and hostile, therefore it shouldn’t have the intelligence to create said world.

how cone there are so many stories about it and yet no one ever saw the FSM with his own eyes? it’s pretty hard not to miss a giant ball of Spaghetti flying in the air…

so what do you think?

>Spaghetti
>Baked

Sep 08, 2013 at 01:53PM EDT
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Cale wrote:

>Spaghetti
>Baked

Jolly jew, Do you even spaghetti?

Edit: shit, downvoted Cale by accident. Fix that please.

Last edited Sep 08, 2013 at 02:12PM EDT
Sep 08, 2013 at 02:11PM EDT
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Ain’t nobody gotta believe in nothin’ if they don’t want to.
THE ONLY THING Y’ALL GOTTA BELIEVE IN IS YOURSELVES.

Sep 08, 2013 at 03:02PM EDT
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The idea of a fsm is not something my mortal brain can understand ao in order to fully believe i made a god in my head a god with no head so that if my mortal mind should one day be able to accept the glory and might that is the fsm i will be able to put it on my gods shoulders

Sep 08, 2013 at 04:21PM EDT
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I propose Super Robo Jesus is the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s one and only son, come among us in cyborg form for the salvation of mankind the internet.

Sep 08, 2013 at 07:09PM EDT
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The Rustler wrote:

I propose Super Robo Jesus is the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s one and only son, come among us in cyborg form for the salvation of mankind the internet.

Remember this?
Also, Nicolas Christ is best Jesus.

Sep 08, 2013 at 08:22PM EDT
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Growing up, I was never really religious. My parents just never introduced me to it (we were a gluten free family). As I got older, I learned Him. Although I marveled at how the people rallied around the hope and glory that He represented, I myself could not see Him as any more than an inspirational fairy tale. Then, one day, I had an experience that changed my life forever. It was late at night, in a not-so-nice area of a big city that I barely knew. I was cold, hungry, without a penny to my name. I stumbled into a Murky alley, hoping to find shelter from the torrential downpour. As I rounded the corner, it happened. Out of nowhere, A glorious light flickered to life, revealing the words “Georgio’s Italian Diner”. I hunched under its awning, waiting for the rain to stop. Georgio, noticing my pathetic state, invited me to come into his establishment, and served me the largest plate of Spaghetti that I had ever seen. I thanked him for his hospitality, but warned him that I had no way to repay him. “Nonsense!” He said in a thick Italian accent, “Georgio know when a man need help.” I dug into the spaghetti, and in that moment, I knew that this brief respite from the cold harshness of reality was a gift sent to me by our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. From that day on, I have been a devout Pastafarian, spreading the good word across the land.
TL;DR: Raised agnostic, FSM saved me when I needed him most.

Sep 08, 2013 at 10:14PM EDT
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In some Asian culture, eating pasta or noodle-related foods represent long life and good health. Because of that, I yield my life to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Sep 09, 2013 at 05:31AM EDT
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@Digoxin

Of course I remember that. It is ineffable logic. Unfortunately, these two Christian chicks who used to be in my class failed to understand how correct I was.

Sep 09, 2013 at 01:34PM EDT
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skully mann wrote:

In some Asian culture, eating pasta or noodle-related foods represent long life and good health. Because of that, I yield my life to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Atheists = 0
Christians = 0
Pastafarians = 1

Sep 09, 2013 at 01:59PM EDT
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You guys have it all wrong: Our true savior is Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 Beta.

Sep 09, 2013 at 05:14PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun. wrote:

I bump this thread in the name of the Emperor.

> Year 40000
> Still praising the false Emperor

Sep 30, 2013 at 07:07AM EDT
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