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Treasure Game

Last posted Oct 22, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT. Added Sep 30, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

I kill the toad and Tahrdan. The gold is mine bitches.

You are thrown in jail for murder while I confiscate the gold.

Oct 02, 2013 at 02:19PM EDT
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While you were calling the cops to get Chowz in jail, I pickpocket you, steal the gold, and sneak away.

Last edited Oct 02, 2013 at 02:25PM EDT
Oct 02, 2013 at 02:24PM EDT
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kicks mike gold bar is picked up by me uses it to beat the living crap out of mike

Oct 02, 2013 at 03:38PM EDT
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Ow!
Takes off 4chan party hat, pokes in your eyes with it
takes gold bar and leaves

Oct 02, 2013 at 03:42PM EDT
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As you were prancing about with your treasure, you suddenly feel something snap around your waist. To your horror, you start twerking uncontrollably. As you look down, you can see you have a new belt labeled “Twerkatron 3000: Miley Cyrus Edition”.

Smugly, I take the gold in front of you and walk off as you stand there powerless by the foul device.

Oct 02, 2013 at 04:11PM EDT
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In reality you are all inside the Matrix playing with the fake treasure.

Fortunately I took the Redpill and have the real treasure.

Stay mad Bluepill fags

Oct 02, 2013 at 06:41PM EDT
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You took too many of the Red Pill so you OD on reality.

I take the treasure from your frothing corpse, then I change my name, appearance, and move away to become a board game mascot.

Last edited Oct 02, 2013 at 06:49PM EDT
Oct 02, 2013 at 06:49PM EDT
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RUN WITH THE GOLD WITH UBERCHARGE ACTIVATED

Oct 02, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT
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I eat my teeth and take the treasure down to the nether.

Oct 02, 2013 at 06:52PM EDT

I fly by on my hastily rebuilt jetpack and attempt to take you with me, but the weight is too much and we crash. I also dropped another treasure chest on the way down.

Oct 02, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT
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takes treasure chest

I’ll hide in the most disturbing tag on tumblr. They’ll never set foot into such a suicide location.

Oct 02, 2013 at 09:27PM EDT
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I’m sorry, Lone K. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that

This treasure is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Last edited Oct 02, 2013 at 09:31PM EDT
Oct 02, 2013 at 09:31PM EDT
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RPG ATTACK

RUN LONE K RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

Oct 03, 2013 at 07:18AM EDT

Amidst the chaos of a malfunctioning AI and rocket fire, I take the treasure and sneak off.

Oct 03, 2013 at 07:33AM EDT
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first i’ll poison your food with a grenade

und then i take ze treasure for mainself and hidz it on ze zombie island!
in space!

Last edited Oct 03, 2013 at 10:02AM EDT
Oct 03, 2013 at 09:52AM EDT
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You wont take off on my watch
sticky bomb placed on rocket

Oct 03, 2013 at 10:13AM EDT

Good thing I eat shrapnel for breakfast…

Without milk.

After the carnage, I plunder the treasure from the wreckage and once again set sail to Skull Island.

Oct 03, 2013 at 10:54AM EDT
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Good thing i have a jet ski on my trailer.
*drives upon boat throwing you off and blowing up jet ski while driving away leaving you to die.

Oct 03, 2013 at 11:42AM EDT

While sailing towards Skull Island, the wind dies (is that a correct expression? Please correct me if it’s not).
I catch up on you with my motorboat, after destroying the evil device John put on me.
Enters boat, throws pocket sand in your eyes, leaves with treasure

Oct 03, 2013 at 11:42AM EDT
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seems like you are ready for anything… except for THIS!

Muhaha the treasure is once again mine!

Last edited Oct 03, 2013 at 03:25PM EDT
Oct 03, 2013 at 03:24PM EDT
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Still wearing the handcuffs, I strangle you with them and take the treasure.

Oct 03, 2013 at 04:10PM EDT
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During the sea battle (which, apparently, largely consist of explosive sandwiches), I managed to catch up with my plan B (aka mini-sub).

After stealing and sneaking sneaking away with the treasure, I leave you to your food fight of the century and finally arrive on Skull Island.

Oct 03, 2013 at 04:17PM EDT
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It turns out as that Skull Island is a nuclear missile test site. When you arrive, the island blows you and your sub up as the treasure is sent flying towards me. I grab it and travel to San Francisco.

Last edited Oct 03, 2013 at 04:22PM EDT
Oct 03, 2013 at 04:21PM EDT
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You realize you have no cash to live on, and you are forced to pawn your treasure chest to me.

Oct 03, 2013 at 04:43PM EDT
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I go outside of the pawn store and put on a mask. I proceed to rob you of the treasure and your money. Gotta go before the cops come.

Oct 03, 2013 at 05:28PM EDT
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I still have the treasure.

Oct 03, 2013 at 05:35PM EDT


Medic have the treasure
^
this statment is true
^
this statment is a lie

but the real truth is.

that i have the treasure and while you wasted time reading this already escaped

Oct 03, 2013 at 05:58PM EDT
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Sorry Viuff but while you were typing all that I had enough time to figure out you’re real name and write it down on my death note, even as I type this down you must be feeling a sharp intense pain on you’re chest right about now and when the pain becomes unbearable and you fall over, lying on the floor desperately clinging to life, that’s when I’ll steal the treasure. Oh and before I leave I like to say some final words to you

Oct 03, 2013 at 08:56PM EDT
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I hacked the game so I has the treasure.

Oct 03, 2013 at 09:07PM EDT

sorry you can’t do that takes off 4chan party hat off of eye throws it at sonic’s brain now I take treasure

Oct 03, 2013 at 09:37PM EDT
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It’s not Sonic, it’s Sanic. Sanic.EXE. I ate the hat & the treasure.

Oct 03, 2013 at 09:46PM EDT

No forgiveness. wrote:

It’s not Sonic, it’s Sanic. Sanic.EXE. I ate the hat & the treasure.

failed in trap notice uses gravity gun, throws you up and down now the treasure lifts sanic.EXE’s corpse gets treasure

Oct 03, 2013 at 09:55PM EDT
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SUDDENLY, A WILD TRAIN APPEARS!

It runs you over, leaving me to take the treasure.

Oct 04, 2013 at 02:20AM EDT
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since crow failed to spell my name right i am still alive
and i think it is high time we get real so! i suggest we split the treasure half and half
thats right it is time for



Last edited Oct 04, 2013 at 03:53AM EDT
Oct 04, 2013 at 03:45AM EDT
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Team death match? Alright I’m on team Dalek, so that way when they’re done killing all of you I’ll take the treasure. Take it away guys.

Oct 04, 2013 at 06:02AM EDT
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You keep using that word “treasure”.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:09PM EDT

Use Jaeger mech and crush all of you puny humans. Then take the treasure to myself.


I win!

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:22PM EDT
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You open the treasure chest, only to find fecal matter.

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:36PM EDT

W-Wait if all that the treasure chest had was poop, what’s the point in fighting for it?
This makes no sense.

Oct 04, 2013 at 07:57PM EDT
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BUT, there is another treasure chest, which contains 10 pounds of platinum. Good luck getting it open, though. There is no opening, & the chest is made of diamond.

Oct 04, 2013 at 09:24PM EDT

summons mech suit of titanium super mech murder sanic.EXE shots fired now lay on it mech

Oct 04, 2013 at 09:57PM EDT
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I can’t die. But you can, for you’re merely a boss. looks into your soul

Oct 04, 2013 at 10:04PM EDT

No forgiveness. wrote:

I can’t die. But you can, for you’re merely a boss. looks into your soul

at least i’m not an computer program hits delete button

Oct 04, 2013 at 10:36PM EDT
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I can’t be deleted either. Meanwhile, I’m hammering at the chest.

Last edited Oct 04, 2013 at 11:08PM EDT
Oct 04, 2013 at 10:53PM EDT

I walk in, examine the chest, lightly tap the top and the chest falls apart, revealing its contents. I attempt to take the platinum but my jet pack spontaneously reactivates from the wreckage and crashes into me and jetpack and I are blasted off to who knows where.

Oct 04, 2013 at 11:49PM EDT
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Meanwhile, we are shocked to see the chest is growing back.

Oct 04, 2013 at 11:56PM EDT
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