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Treasure Game

Last posted Oct 22, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT. Added Sep 30, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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Uses console commands and noclips to the Treasure, gets a physics gun, and holds it and enables god mode so that no one can get me, Muhahahahah!

Oct 05, 2013 at 04:22AM EDT

>you carelessly leave sv_cheats set to 1

In the panic, I grab the treasure, get in the DeLorean time machine, and travel back to 1955, to end this madness.

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Oct 05, 2013 at 05:06AM EDT

in the panic escape to white house steal time machine modify on mech go to 1955 and smash the car

Oct 05, 2013 at 11:04AM EDT

With some help of the darker powers, I draw the treasure back to the present and casting you two lost in time and space.

Oct 05, 2013 at 02:29PM EDT

I use effects to turn the treasure into a Titan. You are now crushed by a hundred foot tall bird-headed beast that can survive Bolt.

Oct 05, 2013 at 02:33PM EDT

I summoned Mothman to steal the treasure while everyone was distracted by the sudden appearance of a titan.

Oct 06, 2013 at 01:22AM EDT

…You can’t. The treasure was TURNED INTO the titan. You have to kill it in order for there to be a treasure… which will be a relic once the titan dies.

Oct 06, 2013 at 04:11AM EDT

Then I think it’s about time for Cthulhu to awaken. Cause if I can’t have the treasure then no one can!

Oct 06, 2013 at 04:18AM EDT

CrowTheMagician wrote:

Yeah I decided to call up Levi in dealing with the titan.

by use of time space continuum I fused the mech and titan to my own image then escaped out titan brain now it’s an cyborg titan

Oct 06, 2013 at 10:17AM EDT

I was prepared for cybernetic enemies like this, that’s why I have this baby all prepped up and ready to go.

BEHOLD THE TESLA TOWER! With this weapon fully operational I can control the electromagnetic force of both the earth and the cosmos! NOW FIRE!!!

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Oct 06, 2013 at 10:33AM EDT

Fine then. I call upon that mothman I summoned not to long ago to carry you far away from here so that way I can have enough time to think on how to destroy that titan… or until I have enough money and resources to rebuild my tower.

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Oct 06, 2013 at 01:29PM EDT

…The tower would not have done much anyway. Titans are effective against EVERYTHING… though swarms of heroes can still take them out.

Before your creature tries to take me away, Bolt is invoked on it. It dies.

Oct 06, 2013 at 01:32PM EDT

A thunder bird fly’s out of nowhere and takes the treasure from Sir Crona with me riding on It’s back.

Oct 06, 2013 at 01:52PM EDT


Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

Spawns in 30 Priests who proceed to start attacking the Titan.

Oct 06, 2013 at 01:53PM EDT

Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Your Thunder Bird is no match to my Lugia!

Fly’s my Thunderbird to the decaying structure that was my Tesla Tower
Alright Bruno let’s make a deal. How about we join forces so that way we can take down the titan and share the treasure together . but before we join forces I must let my Thunderbird here siphon all the energy the tower released when TARDISES destroyed it

Oct 06, 2013 at 02:20PM EDT

The Priests are not doing well. The Titan has reached them and even though they’re hero units, it is effortlessly killing them en masse. They do damage it quite a bit, though.. About a seventh of its hp is now gone.

Oct 06, 2013 at 02:22PM EDT

After gathering enough energy for the fallen Tesla Tower, my Thunderbird fly’s high to the sky until no one can see it. When it reaches at a spot it considers to be just right it unleashes all the energy has a giant lighting bolt, targeting the titan and everything around it

just ignore the water on the picture

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Oct 06, 2013 at 02:38PM EDT

puts an emp bomb on titan good luck activates emp bomb (cyborg titan became lightly armored titan)

Oct 06, 2013 at 02:48PM EDT

@CrowTheMagician: Hell yeah!

Not even an armored Titan can beat MY HYPER BEAM


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Oct 06, 2013 at 04:41PM EDT

grabs superconductor puts on outside of titan ( light armored titan is now energized cyborg titan might be either braindead or hyperactive)

Oct 06, 2013 at 05:20PM EDT

You can keep on upgrading your mecha titan all you like. But it still wont change the fact that every living thing has there breaking point and titans are no exception. But until that day finally come, My Thunderbird will still attack you with lightning and with a bit of my magic along with a tornado.

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Oct 06, 2013 at 06:30PM EDT

throws titan to eye of the storm (titan died due to over electricity in brain) then throws something from scp labs(now it’s infected zombie titan) deal with that boy everyone tech zombies for an stinking gold peace and all I have to do is run

Oct 06, 2013 at 06:54PM EDT

While everyone was distracted I show up, concentrate the raw chaos and insanity of this thread into a bottle, put it through SCP-914 on Very Fine and get a combination Zombie Thunder Titan Lugia. I try to command the beast to take the treasure but it goes berserk and charges after the closest large-sized living thing within reach. Knowing my plan has not gone well I take the opportunity to run away while I’m still in one piece.

Oct 07, 2013 at 08:04AM EDT

Okay, this has gone far enough.

I’m calling in the man best qualified to deal with a titan.

Arkantos, do what your title indicates. Stop that titan.

Cue a battle between two overpowered units As Arkantos is a full blown god, he comes out on top effortlessly. All that is left afterwards is Arkantos and a relic. The relic in particular are the Boots of Kick Everything, which allow heroes to move 10% faster if it is taken to a temple. Arkantos then returns to Mount Olympus in a white flash.

Oct 07, 2013 at 12:45PM EDT

Well since someone here decided to summon a god, it’s only fair if a demon gets to join in the fun. I got one in mind, all I have to do is just say the invocation to summon it. Supremi magni excitant scurra ego vetera. Tolle inimícos meos paradiso of duco quod furtum gaudium et innocentiae, Libera eos infecta tuum cibus et potus veneno, dator vitae aeternae, et unum tredecim Avatars somnia deliraret. Egressus tenebris vultus profundum abyssi. Consurget Ronald McDonald.

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Oct 07, 2013 at 02:29PM EDT

I do,it’s just more fun causing chaos in this thread. But since now the treasure is no longer a titan I suppose I’ll take it and let the madness continue.

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Oct 07, 2013 at 02:37PM EDT

in the chaos jace use broken time travel device on crow to where the titan was an cyborg then take the relic

Oct 07, 2013 at 04:09PM EDT

That would be a problem, luckily for me that clown I summoned two hours ago has the power to bring make thanks to the fact that time/space bends around it. The only downside is that the clown is completely insane, which means I have a likely chance of ending up on a farther point back in the past or I end up somewhere in the future. Oh well wish me luck.

Oct 07, 2013 at 04:28PM EDT

Do you all know we’re playing a computer game? Anything goes. Goodmode activated. deletes ground

Fuck, I released Giygas!!!

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Oct 07, 2013 at 04:45PM EDT

Actually Op what you really did was unlock Ronald’s true form, Oh and I’m back from my time travel. It was a long and crazy adventure, I wont bore everyone here with all the details.

What… Op has vanished! As if he was never there to begin with, which means the treasure is completely defenseless for any one to grab. Now I’ll just have to give everyone a little nudge.

People of KYM, the treasure has been liberated! This is your chance to fulfill your wildest dreams! All you have to do is conquer anyone in your way!

Oct 07, 2013 at 09:50PM EDT

kicks crow in the balls,& takes treasure you’re in my way

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Oct 07, 2013 at 10:52PM EDT

HA the Crow you kicked was just an illusion but I’m not crying over the loss of the treasure. And do you want to know why Jace? It’s because now you’ve have become public enemy number one has far as everyone else is concern. It’s quite sad really, now you’ll have to spend the rest of your days wondering if every shadow contains a lone assassin waiting to stab you in the back, and said assassin can be anyone for a loyal follower, a trusted friend, even someone you admire could ultimately be the one to end your days . Well I hope you enjoy a long and interesting life Jace. Cause I know I would.

Last edited Oct 08, 2013 at 03:28AM EDT
Oct 08, 2013 at 03:23AM EDT

Starts argument over whos father is best

Oct 08, 2013 at 07:33AM EDT

I find the relic on hte ground. I then look for someone else to give it to.

(As a result of this, all you have to type is ‘accept the relic’, whoever posts next.)

Oct 08, 2013 at 02:02PM EDT

Actually Jace Mike has the treasure. So you bashed Ricky’s head for nothing while stealing nothing from Vluff. But while you were doing that Mike fell into a monster infested well and now the treasure is stuck in there with the monster.

So who’s brave enough to go in?

Oct 09, 2013 at 10:50AM EDT

As I was planning my next move, one of my minions come up with the relic. When I asked him how he got his hands on the relic, he belched out a skull and smiled.

Soon, my dark plan will come to fruition. Will anyone be brave enough to stop me?

Oct 09, 2013 at 02:57PM EDT

I point out that all the relic can do when garrisoned in a temple is increase hero movement speed by 10% of their base speed.

Oct 09, 2013 at 03:00PM EDT

John Mirra wrote:

As I was planning my next move, one of my minions come up with the relic. When I asked him how he got his hands on the relic, he belched out a skull and smiled.

Soon, my dark plan will come to fruition. Will anyone be brave enough to stop me?

my titan may be dead not my mech mecha rises it’s not overpowered it’s destruction mecha stomps monster

Oct 09, 2013 at 04:54PM EDT

In the year 20XX, the war ravaged on.
I, Lone K., have taken upon myself as the treasure’s guardian, for I have recovered the relic from its past owner. Each of the past discoveries have wiped the minds of the innocent and purged onto the earth a dark force. The grandmas have awoken. You cannot escape. The Grandmapocalypse has only begun.

Do not look for me, you will die in the process.


Last edited Oct 09, 2013 at 11:49PM EDT
Oct 09, 2013 at 11:46PM EDT

Ha, your grandmothers have to effect on me, for one of my jobs is working in a factory that makes baked goods. I shall produce enough cookies to please your grandmothers, and, after that, leave with the treasure.

Oct 10, 2013 at 11:59AM EDT

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