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Treasure Game

Last posted Oct 22, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT. Added Sep 30, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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I turn the thermostat of the oven to the maximum, burning the cookies. Nobody is pleased. The grandmas pout in rage and walk off.

Cool, top of the page :)

Last edited Oct 11, 2013 at 06:44PM EDT
Oct 11, 2013 at 06:37PM EDT

Ricky wakes up.
Shoots lone k. Finds jace, bashes his head in with relic.
Steals relic. Melts it into gold chain,
Now has gold chain treasure,

Last edited Oct 13, 2013 at 02:09AM EDT
Oct 13, 2013 at 02:07AM EDT

Looks at ricky using binoculars
Goes to his house to steal gold chain treasure.
Evades all alarms and defenses
Takes chain treasure
Ricky catches me
I fight using chains
I run away

Oct 13, 2013 at 06:37AM EDT

I use SEKRET EDITOR MAJJYKZ to turn the chain back into the Boots of Kick Everything (that was the exact relic you were all fighting over) and immediately garrison it in the Temple in my base. Good luck, I have all the defenses, all of them. Loads of walls, towers, and ranged units. And some hero contarii and gold colossi for the hell of it.

Oct 13, 2013 at 01:15PM EDT

While TARDISES was preparing for a frontal assault he never noticed that I was lurking in the shadows summoning a Dimensional Shambler to take the treasure without him realizing it due to the shambler’s ability to travel into multiple dimensions.

Oct 13, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT

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Noclip and god effect wear off
Big Stupid Jellyfish gets sucked into the void.
I leave with the treasure

Oct 15, 2013 at 06:25AM EDT

Tase mike.
Steal boots and melt back into chain.

Oct 15, 2013 at 07:23AM EDT

SEKRIT EDITOR MAJJYKSZ again. You cannot simply melt down a relic into a chain, I won’t allow it. And just for that, I set up a trigger to automatically Bolt Ricky to death, And then send the relic back to the temple, after making sure that everything inside is revealed through various units placed throughout the base.

Oct 15, 2013 at 01:34PM EDT

I am on weed. Therefore, I AM INVINCIBLE.

Oct 16, 2013 at 07:30AM EDT

I stab Atrap’s in the back while he was busy trying to get away from Caption Falcon. But before I could leave with the treasure I was abducted by a UFO.

Oct 19, 2013 at 03:56AM EDT

Comes back to life as a zombie and forms a zombie mob to take out the UFO and steal the treasure.

Oct 21, 2013 at 10:10AM EDT


A volcano rises up around Ricky, he has no chance to survive make his time. I then calmly pick up the relic, because lava from Volcano and Earthquake NEVER harms the caster.

(I wonder if anyone gets the reference?)

Oct 21, 2013 at 01:12PM EDT

I cast dispel magic, removing your fancy volcano and disguise, exposing your true self. With this I reveal to the world that you were A SENTIENT FIRETRUCK ALL ALONG!

Since you no longer have any hands, you drop the treasure, allowing me to snatch it away.
See you in Siberia.

(Nope, sorry, doesn’t ring a bell).

Oct 21, 2013 at 01:26PM EDT

I have no idea waht the hell you tried to do, but it appears you were stuck in some sort of crazy simulation. I stand on top of the mountain that is left over from the volcano, and have the relic.

Oct 21, 2013 at 01:28PM EDT

I activate my stealth-boy, and sneak you up from behind. When in touching reach, I pickpocket the relic from you, and replace it with a live grenade.

Oct 21, 2013 at 01:30PM EDT

My burnt corpse comes to you and forces you to get addicted to jet. Therefore making you trade the relic for jet and abandoning you.

Oct 21, 2013 at 03:18PM EDT

I am watching this on television

little does everyone know that i am also in space

I have the only “second copy” of the box

I see what’s in the box. I don’t want to tell you plebs so I keep silence and countinue to enjoy.

Oct 21, 2013 at 04:50PM EDT

I hack the gold out of you all

Oct 21, 2013 at 07:47PM EDT

My burnt corpse comes to you and forces you to get addicted to jet. Therefore making you trade the relic for jet and abandoning you.

And shark there is no “box” the treasure is boots.

Oct 22, 2013 at 12:52AM EDT

Using the powers of necromancy I command your corpse to give me the treasure and for you to jump off a bridge so that way you wont get in my way.

Oct 22, 2013 at 05:30AM EDT

Sadly for you, your necromantic powers are no match for my Dance Ray.

Now both you and Ricky perform the Thriller dance, while I fly off into the distance.

Oct 22, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT

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