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Last posted May 08, 2014 at 04:07AM EDT. Added Oct 08, 2013 at 09:20AM EDT
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Also, slightly unrelated, but I’ve been wanting to make this since I saw Puella Magi Madoka Magica:


I swear this thread has been the driving force for me to learn GIMP

Last edited Dec 04, 2013 at 08:31PM EST
Dec 04, 2013 at 08:31PM EST
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Game update
I’ve now added a title screen, background music and some sound effects (I don’t have any Atari sounds, but I do have an entire folder of Commodore64 sounds and used some of those). Gameplay-wise, I’ve increased the radius of view by 128 pixels and along with a few minor changes, fired cheetos now interact with Rakes. By hitting a Rake with a cheeto, it freezes up for 1.5 seconds and you can move through it with no problem. Now, instead of bad luck killing you, it will most likely be a lack of cheetos that will do you in.

Here’s a screenshot showing the increased view, as well as a cheesed-up Rake. I’m not including a new download of the game, though.

Dec 04, 2013 at 09:49PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

Game update
I’ve now added a title screen, background music and some sound effects (I don’t have any Atari sounds, but I do have an entire folder of Commodore64 sounds and used some of those). Gameplay-wise, I’ve increased the radius of view by 128 pixels and along with a few minor changes, fired cheetos now interact with Rakes. By hitting a Rake with a cheeto, it freezes up for 1.5 seconds and you can move through it with no problem. Now, instead of bad luck killing you, it will most likely be a lack of cheetos that will do you in.

Here’s a screenshot showing the increased view, as well as a cheesed-up Rake. I’m not including a new download of the game, though.

Awesome! Looking forward to the next (available) version of the game!

Dec 04, 2013 at 10:31PM EST
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My personal badassery at that video game aside, something I seem to be noticing is that both the Rakes and Bloodhogs seem to get stuck at areas where items spawn. Usually it’s just the latter, though. I’ve also noticed that you can cut corners and not pick up anything that may be there if you hit both keys at around the same time.

Dec 04, 2013 at 11:24PM EST
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Hey guys i have a new idea!
Is there any Encyclopedia Dramatica editors in here? I think someone should add this goat thing to their KYM article(NSFW)

I can imagine it already:
(Links are from ED pages. View them with your own risk)

It is already known that they are such a fail at documenting epic lulz in teh internets. But now they gone completely retard and forcing bullshit meme they called immagoat. Which has been ironically stolen from /v/ board.

Plz make it happen

Last edited Dec 05, 2013 at 07:06AM EST
Dec 05, 2013 at 07:01AM EST
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Alex Mercer wrote:

Hey guys i have a new idea!
Is there any Encyclopedia Dramatica editors in here? I think someone should add this goat thing to their KYM article(NSFW)

I can imagine it already:
(Links are from ED pages. View them with your own risk)

It is already known that they are such a fail at documenting epic lulz in teh internets. But now they gone completely retard and forcing bullshit meme they called immagoat. Which has been ironically stolen from /v/ board.

Plz make it happen

So far as I know, they absolutely hate it when users from the site that they’re crapping on try to capitalize on their kind of humor (if they’re trying to vandalize the page, it’s different). It’s basically like Trolls Trolling Trolls.

Dec 05, 2013 at 09:39AM EST
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Kung Fu Cthulhu wrote:

My personal badassery at that video game aside, something I seem to be noticing is that both the Rakes and Bloodhogs seem to get stuck at areas where items spawn. Usually it’s just the latter, though. I’ve also noticed that you can cut corners and not pick up anything that may be there if you hit both keys at around the same time.


You’re magnitudes better than me at my own game… And that’s version 0.1, where you have no defense against the rakes! How the hell did you…?!

clears throat
Well, that aside, I’ve noticed that issue that you’re talking about where Bloodhogs don’t move in certain spawn areas (it’s part of the reason I didn’t yet upload a new version) and I’m still working on it. Also, moving diagonally around corners came about accidentally but I decided to leave it in as a feature. However, you have a point that sometimes you can miss an item by doing that on accident.

Last edited Dec 05, 2013 at 10:19AM EST
Dec 05, 2013 at 10:19AM EST
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Kamikittehtfm wrote:

Where do i find this “Top goat” Game?

A link is provided in one of my posts on page 7, but frankly that version has already become very outdated compared to the updates I’m adding. If you really wanna play that version now, go ahead, but I would recommend just waiting up to a week or so for the next version.

Dec 05, 2013 at 01:30PM EST
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The trick that I used was to find the Holy Arm Cannon of Super Robo Jesus and use it to break holes between both halves of the maze for easier navigation – and since I did this thrice, this made it a little easier to avoid the Rakes. Interestingly enough, one of the Rakes got stuck in one of the entrances that I made – and even after I killed him with another HAC, another took his place a few minutes later.

Now that I think of it, should there be a separate thread for discussing this game?

Last edited Dec 05, 2013 at 02:26PM EST
Dec 05, 2013 at 02:12PM EST
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Kung Fu Cthulhu wrote:

The trick that I used was to find the Holy Arm Cannon of Super Robo Jesus and use it to break holes between both halves of the maze for easier navigation – and since I did this thrice, this made it a little easier to avoid the Rakes. Interestingly enough, one of the Rakes got stuck in one of the entrances that I made – and even after I killed him with another HAC, another took his place a few minutes later.

Now that I think of it, should there be a separate thread for discussing this game?

Sure.
@Deltamelon would you be so kindly to make us a thread for the game please? would you?

Dec 05, 2013 at 03:50PM EST
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Sir-Soundwave aka Drill Boy wrote:

Sure.
@Deltamelon would you be so kindly to make us a thread for the game please? would you?

What you did there. I see it.

Dec 05, 2013 at 04:13PM EST
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Gone and made a KYM Games Discussion Thread. I had to wait till I got home to do it because my college’s computers like to shit themselves the moment I try and do things on this site.

Dec 05, 2013 at 04:34PM EST
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Here, Have my (crappy) fanart of that goat.

Its a KYM christmas
(and yes i do know that picture in the portrait is owned by muumi)

Dec 05, 2013 at 04:49PM EST
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How about more fanart? Top Goat fanart! SRJ tunic + SRJ mask = literal Top Goat. Yeah I can’t draw worth crap.

Dec 05, 2013 at 06:09PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

How about more fanart? Top Goat fanart! SRJ tunic + SRJ mask = literal Top Goat. Yeah I can’t draw worth crap.

Super robo immagoat?

Dec 05, 2013 at 08:00PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

How about more fanart? Top Goat fanart! SRJ tunic + SRJ mask = literal Top Goat. Yeah I can’t draw worth crap.

Cough(*Optimus Pirme)cough
Yeah I know “HURHUR TRANSFORMERS FANBOY!!!!1!!1!”

Dec 05, 2013 at 08:11PM EST
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Sir-Soundwave aka Drill Boy wrote:

Cough(*Optimus Pirme)cough
Yeah I know “HURHUR TRANSFORMERS FANBOY!!!!1!!1!”

Goatimus Immaprime

Dec 05, 2013 at 08:24PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

How about more fanart? Top Goat fanart! SRJ tunic + SRJ mask = literal Top Goat. Yeah I can’t draw worth crap.

“Hey kids, you wanna buy some memes?”

Dec 05, 2013 at 08:39PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

Game update
I’ve now added a title screen, background music and some sound effects (I don’t have any Atari sounds, but I do have an entire folder of Commodore64 sounds and used some of those). Gameplay-wise, I’ve increased the radius of view by 128 pixels and along with a few minor changes, fired cheetos now interact with Rakes. By hitting a Rake with a cheeto, it freezes up for 1.5 seconds and you can move through it with no problem. Now, instead of bad luck killing you, it will most likely be a lack of cheetos that will do you in.

Here’s a screenshot showing the increased view, as well as a cheesed-up Rake. I’m not including a new download of the game, though.

As the poster of the original time to killed people, this looks good. It also looks like crappy flash art, but it’s still the best flash game to ever come from KYM.

Dec 05, 2013 at 08:45PM EST
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Well, i made another immagoat fanart with the other KYM legends featuring king haw

Dec 06, 2013 at 01:17AM EST
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Alex Mercer wrote:

Hey guys i have a new idea!
Is there any Encyclopedia Dramatica editors in here? I think someone should add this goat thing to their KYM article(NSFW)

I can imagine it already:
(Links are from ED pages. View them with your own risk)

It is already known that they are such a fail at documenting epic lulz in teh internets. But now they gone completely retard and forcing bullshit meme they called immagoat. Which has been ironically stolen from /v/ board.

Plz make it happen

gee, i could fancy a nice ass drilling right now!
“well played, sir!”

You do know that it was Don that wrote that ED article, right?

Dec 06, 2013 at 02:38AM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:


You’re magnitudes better than me at my own game… And that’s version 0.1, where you have no defense against the rakes! How the hell did you…?!

clears throat
Well, that aside, I’ve noticed that issue that you’re talking about where Bloodhogs don’t move in certain spawn areas (it’s part of the reason I didn’t yet upload a new version) and I’m still working on it. Also, moving diagonally around corners came about accidentally but I decided to leave it in as a feature. However, you have a point that sometimes you can miss an item by doing that on accident.

Holy Shit, you watch Cromartie High School?!

Dec 06, 2013 at 07:50PM EST
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Deltamelon wrote:

Game update
I’ve now added a title screen, background music and some sound effects (I don’t have any Atari sounds, but I do have an entire folder of Commodore64 sounds and used some of those). Gameplay-wise, I’ve increased the radius of view by 128 pixels and along with a few minor changes, fired cheetos now interact with Rakes. By hitting a Rake with a cheeto, it freezes up for 1.5 seconds and you can move through it with no problem. Now, instead of bad luck killing you, it will most likely be a lack of cheetos that will do you in.

Here’s a screenshot showing the increased view, as well as a cheesed-up Rake. I’m not including a new download of the game, though.

Will it run on Linux?

Dec 08, 2013 at 02:12AM EST
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Luna Rogers wrote:

Will it run on Linux?

I ran it fine with Wine.

Dec 08, 2013 at 11:20AM EST
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Luna Rogers wrote:

I’m waiting for the next update to try it.

Deltamelon is recording the game’s progress and leaving download links over here

Dec 08, 2013 at 11:57AM EST
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I moved Top Goat discussion to another thread because I felt such discussion was taking over this thread, but I suppose I can drop the download link to ver0.2 here. A warning, though: while ver0.2 is better in most ways than ver0.1, the new version takes a step behind in that it’s nearly fifteen times larger of a file and the hitboxes for the Goat and Rakes are much larger, making dying from distant collisions a bitch. It’s the highest legit score I’ve ever achieved is only 3910.

Dec 08, 2013 at 02:51PM EST
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

I just made a thing

For whatever reason this comment is completely blank so I had to “Inspect Element” just to see the comment and let me say, the hell? So, there’s a wiki on us that’s basically trying to copy Encyclopedia Dramatica? And why am I not included on the user list? I want recognition, dammit, even if it’s bullshit recognition!

Dec 09, 2013 at 08:30PM EST
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I hereby finally yield, and accept the Goat a part of the KYM fanbase.
My opinion doesn’t matter anyway. All hail that damn Goat.

Dec 10, 2013 at 06:17AM EST
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We, the church of Super Robo Jesus, canonize Goat-tan as not simply a saint, but a prophet.

Dec 10, 2013 at 07:16AM EST
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

I just made a thing

I fix’d ur post.

Don’t forget to close dem HTML tags


@The KYM Wiki

If you guys didn’t know about the KYM Wiki. You need to lurk moar.

Before you assume it’s some KYM haters making a lame encyclopedia dramatica rip. Take note of who made it. Hint: We did


@MedleyManiac

Nice work, I love it!

Last edited Dec 10, 2013 at 09:18AM EST
Dec 10, 2013 at 09:16AM EST
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