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Murder Was The Case (Murder Thread 2.0)

Last posted Feb 05, 2014 at 01:32AM EST. Added Oct 21, 2013 at 12:47PM EDT
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Almost like Batman. Randy had just appeared out of fucking nowhere, accuses Digoxin, settles the whole dispute, steals the detective away while she lustfully swoons in his arms and disappears into the night…or in the case the XXX VIP rooms.

Okay,…that was EXACTLY like batman. A horny, sexy gigolo batman that charges $5000 for the VIP services. Hope Mark has some money.

Criminy, Randy. Where were you earlier when we needed you!?” Blue sputtered out in surprise.

But there was no time for further questions. While Randy gives Mark the superhero treatment in the other rooms, all eyes now turn to Digoxin

Get him!” Someone in the back says

All the patrons jump on Digoxin and tie him down to a chair using spare jockstraps retrieved from the stripper laundry.

Alright Digoxin, better start explaining” Blue says to the apprehended possible criminal

Last edited Nov 16, 2013 at 09:10PM EST
Nov 16, 2013 at 09:09PM EST

Allright, Randy… I don’t blame you for thinking of me as the killer… but let’s review some stuff:
Who didn’t hate Chowz? He was always threatening, yelling and stressing us. And if I recall, MasterBurner got in a stronger argument with him, and she also sketches death scenes. However, that doesn’t make her the killer.
How could I move so fast between this bar and Chowz’s office? You’d think someone would notice I was sneaking somewhere I shouldn’t? But well, I can’t use that in my defense, since no one can say what they saw, seeing as how this is just a thread…

Seriously… what are you-

And, do you see me holding any revolver?
Blue strip searched Digoxin (hehe) and found nothing.
Suddenly, Weasel screams MasterBurner’s name and points at her pocket. The revolver is there. Everyone was about to jump into her.

Wait!!! Stop… I’ll take a wild guess and say the killer put his gun there… (giggle) to frame Master.

Everyone turns to Digoxin.

Well, now that I’m here… I realize I don’t have a way to prove I’m not the killer. I’ll stay here until the next murder. But I’d like detective Mark to watch over me, seeing as how helpless I am right now.

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Nov 17, 2013 at 02:31AM EST

Mark: The killer has been caught? Well, who is it?
RSM: Digoxin. I did it! I figured it out!
Mark: Welp, I going to head downstairs. See ya!
Leaves Randy Sex Machine in the office.
Mark: All right, where is he?
The remaining patrons bring Digoxin forward.
Mark: OK, is he for sure the murderer? Cause if I kill him and he’s not, the real killer will probably kill more than one person at a time.
Pulls out gun for trial and waits.

Mark: So… does the jury have a verdict? Cause I can only play judge for so long before I want to take off the beard and bald cap. Now… what was the evidence again?

OOC: Seriously, it’s easier to have the evidence on this page than going back and forth.

Last edited Nov 17, 2013 at 02:43AM EST
Nov 17, 2013 at 02:33AM EST

Detective… don’t shoot… it’s not clear yet if I’m the killer… at least give me one hour…

OOC: Can I die by getting framed?

Nov 17, 2013 at 03:19AM EST
Now… what was the evidence again?

The murder weapons and the notes are presented.

This includes the broken bottles and poisoned drinks that could only have come from the bar.
The notes that indicated a motive that the bartenders would have
And the general fact that Digoxin is a bartender and nobody ever suspects the bartender

Nov 17, 2013 at 04:10AM EST

Ryan: If we’re playing court, then there should be a lawyer appointed to Digoxin.

Nov 17, 2013 at 10:44AM EST

RandomMan wrote:

>Randy Sex Machine suddenly has a hunch, and stops right in his tracks of leading Mark to the one private place left.
>“Stay put darling, I’ll be right back.”
>Jumps downstairs, using a stripper pole like a fireman pole, kicking some random bloke in the proces.

Alright, y’all wanted hints, I’ll give you one!

First, let’s look at the facts. There were 3 murders commited using the booze. Two with a good slap on the head, the other using poison in a bottle. For that, we’ll run with the hypothesis that the killer is one of the bartenders. There are 3 of those:

  • Mike
  • Dr. Robotnik
  • Digoxin

And I’m going to run on a hunch here and say Digoxin is our killer. For starters, the previous suspect, Robotnik, is dead. So that leaves us with Mike and Digoxin, our cuffed fellas.

Now here are some things to point out.

First, it has been confirmed our killer never found Chowz a good boss. And throughout the period that Chowz was still alive, Digoxin has had the largest amount of arguments with Chowz, and accused him of being the killer the most. Clearly he’s not fan of Chowz.

Second, a lot of murders involved alcohol, bottles of alcohol, or occured near the bar. All near Digoxin with tools available to Digoxin.

Third, there’s our latest kill that made me confirm that Digoxin is the killer.

>and fires on Shuger T, killing him
>guess Barry shoulda had a better eye on his gun

The kill was commited using Barry’s gun! Now let’s scroll back a couple of pages to a post made by Digoxin.

Ryan, have you lost your mind?!
Digoxin helps Barry get up
You can’t hit him just like that! Did he threaten you or something? At this rate, we’ll be dead in 2 hours. All of us!
Digoxin slaps Ryan

Ding ding ding! Pickpocketed the gun right off Barry. Sure, it was empty thanks to our detective, but who says Mark wasn’t pickpocketed either? Mark went undercover as a bartender for a period, there were plenty of opportunities to pickpocket ammo for Digoxin in that period.

“But Sex Machine-Senpai~, Digoxin and Mike are cuffed to each other. Surely Mike would’ve noticed Digoxin firing a gun.”

Yeah, but let’s look at one of Mark’s first posts related to the story, followed by a post by Digoxin made later:

Pushes self away from table and approaches the bar. A bartender comes up, with headphones in their ears.
Mark: I’d like a Guinness, please.
The bartender ignores her, nodding his head back and forth.

Hey Mike, I think something’s going on over there.
Mike doesn’t hear Digoxin.

Mike is fucking deaf thanks to his earphones. No way he would’ve heard that shot when Digoxin pulled the trigger. Any other reason for why Mike didn’t notice can be placed on the alcohol, because it’s confirmed everyone’s drunk of their asses. But also on the following:

How could I serve drinks, or how did Mike change channels, if we were supposed to be handcuffed?

There’s the possibility they’re no longer cuffed. It’s implied by the fact that Mike is suddenly roaming around changing music while Digoxin is serving drinks.

Lastly, the killer has been confirmed to be able to blend in a crowd. With this team of strippers and hobo rapists, surely we have a lot who would stand out. Digoxin is one of the few who hasn’t been standing out much, he just moves along with the flow, pointing towards others but not in an aggressive way. But I also quote his introduction post:

Basically, I’m working here to pay for college tuition. I have always been nice to all customers, but I don’t usually hang out with any other co-workers. More specifically, I avoid strippers and anyone topless.

He can perfectly remain unnoticed, because he already moves through the club unnoticed.

Digoxin is our killer!

>Walks back upstairs.
>Notices some 4th Level Outbreak talking to miss detective.
>Does backflip.

>Package secured.
>Back to important matters.

OOC: By request of wanting the evidence on this page as well.

Mark: Welp, I going to head downstairs. See ya!
Leaves Randy Sex Machine in the office.

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Nov 17, 2013 at 11:21AM EST

OOC: Yes, you can die by being framed, and the killer will kill more than one person the next turn.

Mark: Wow… someone gave you some cigarettes…
Digoxin: Why?
Mark: Why not? Now… you are a bartender… but both you and Mike were at the bar… now, I wasn’t down here, so I can’t confirm that you were or weren’t here when Shuger T died. Blue, I’m calling on you. What did you see?

>Mike laughing at his colleague for being tried
>continues flipping through channel
>eventually presses button so much that it stays on…

>everyone groans and boos Mike
>he grumbles
>looks down
>finds remote
>thank God!
>bends over to pick it up

>picks it up…
>and pulls a cord

>and a stream of fire bursts at him, scorching him alive
>guess he should have left it on educational television
>13 jurists remain

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:51AM EST

Blue goes to answer Marks question

Well basically I’ve been up on the dance floor all day trying to focus on my moves but I’ve seen Mike here in the main room most of the time. He was here serving me and Pat drinks not long ago so he couldn’t have left for the basem-

Suddenly an explosion comes from the TV screen. Shattered glass and pieces of the bar fly across the room

Holy shit!” Blue cries as he dives for cover, along with everyone else from the incoming glass sharpnel.

The entire bar ignites on fire with Mike right in the middle of the inferno. He is seen getting on his feet from the initial explosion but completely immolated. He terrifyingly flails around the room while entirely engulfed in flame and screaming

But before anyone can help, he collapses and dies inside the bar inferno

Fire alarms sound and sprinklers douse the entire room. The fire control system manages to subdue the fire. It also quickly renders everyone looking like this…

..and blue looking like this…

I can’t believe it. There’s even bombs around the place too!?” Blue mournfully exclaims “That’s it Digoxin. How many bombs are here and where are they! Start talking!

Blue continues silently to himself

We better be right about this guy…because we are running out of bartenders to accuse…

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Nov 20, 2013 at 03:21AM EST

The sprinklers have pretty much ruined her sketchbooks in her bag. Because her drawings are basically like her children, she is most upset. She keeps her rage to a minimum and just throws her now useless phone against a wall.

Well, there goes my chance of sketching a burnt corpse and anything until this is either solved or we all die. Today is really not my day.

Nov 20, 2013 at 06:03PM EST

Weasel… remember Hell Hospital?
Huh? How did you know…
I’ll keep my eye on you and Falcon…

Last edited Nov 20, 2013 at 11:23PM EST
Nov 20, 2013 at 11:22PM EST

“Fucking bombs, too? I swear, it’s like some douchebags got together and made their own version of Clue.” The sprinklers have also soaked Barry’s pot. “Okay, now I’m really mad.”

Nov 21, 2013 at 03:47PM EST

Mark: OK, if I shoot him in the foot, he won’t die, but he also won’t be able to kill anybody. Then we can kill him!
Mark pulls out the revolver, aims it at Digoxin’s right foot, and fires. He grasps it in pain, falls to the floor, and yells in agony. She turns to him, trying to calm him down.

Mark: Blue, Ann, Randy, and Pat, backroom, now.
She leads all of them to the area behind the stage.
Mark: You’re the only other ones who work here… well other than Ryan, but he’s not that much out there. Where would we find some traps in the club?

Nov 22, 2013 at 02:04AM EST

Gee, sure. Let me consult my Expert 101 Bomb Defusing Handboo- How are we supposed to know!?

There was a bomb planted in the TV and hotwired to the remote! There could be bombs anywhere!

Mark just glares at Blue with that I’m-too-tired-for-your-bitching facial expression

Sigh…The killer would put bombs where anyone is likely to be. The storerooms, the stripper changing rooms, the walk-in fridge with all the drinks, all of the bathrooms…lots of small nooks and crannies to hide explosives and walkways to hook tripwires.

Maybe not so much the real public places like the foyers, the backstage and the lounge. Any bombs in the most crowded spots would have been found earlier unless the killer only set them up recently.

Nov 22, 2013 at 02:51AM EST

Mark: You’re the only other ones who work here… well other than Ryan, but he’s not that much out there. Where would we find some traps in the club?

“Well, actually thursday night is traps night. If you wanted passable trans, you chose the wrong night to investigate miss detective. Also none of us work then, and we’re replaced by our colleagues specifically hired for traps night.”

Well, ok, on the topic of traps, you probably just stepped into one. We already confirmed the killer is an employee. And by your own words I quote: “You’re the only other ones who work here… well other than Ryan, but he’s not that much out there.”

You pretty much just got us inside an enclosed space with the killer.

Nov 22, 2013 at 07:36PM EST

Ryan is all alone, sitting and thinking about his past. His cheek stings, but not as bad as his feels. Mark looks at him a little and then gathers up all the strippers. Ryan thinks about his life if he actually went to Sexual P Swingman University instead of a decent college.

{what he looks like during this}

Ryan is knocked out but not dead

Last edited Nov 22, 2013 at 11:28PM EST
Nov 22, 2013 at 11:27PM EST

Alejandro wrote:

Alejandro joins the chase

OOC: the deadline for entering is over, sadly.

some of the strippers notice a stranger banging on the door, but since the doors are locked, no one can open the door, so after a half hour or so he leaves.

Last edited Nov 24, 2013 at 04:32PM EST
Nov 24, 2013 at 04:31PM EST

AAAAAAAAAOUGH!!! It hurts!!! I’m in pain!!! I’m bleeding!!! What the hell!!!
With his hands tied, Digoxin had no choice but to focus and ignore the pain.
Ouchie… ayiyiyiyiyi… mommy…
After 10 minutes, he was calmed down.
Detective, you won’t get away with this… MARK my words! ugh… hehe… get it?

Nov 25, 2013 at 01:23AM EST

“Guys, did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I just heard our dead boss’s voice. Did anyone else hear that or am I still drunk?”

Nov 28, 2013 at 05:33PM EST

Disturbed B wrote:

“Guys, did you hear that? I could’ve sworn I just heard our dead boss’s voice. Did anyone else hear that or am I still drunk?”

Nah, you’re drunk man.

Nov 28, 2013 at 09:37PM EST

“Huh. I must be hearing things. Everyone knows ghosts aren’t real…..I think.”

Nov 28, 2013 at 10:58PM EST

Did someone say ghosts?
Tenses up a bit.
Don’t talk about ghosts, man. I won’t be able to sleep tonight if you do. Assuming I get out of here alive, of course…

Nov 28, 2013 at 11:09PM EST

3spooky5me. Detective, any news? I think I’m bleeding to death. I will haunt you for shooting me if I get killed.

Nov 28, 2013 at 11:54PM EST

Yes, I am a ghost now. Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I can stop bossing you around. Because I don’t know who killed me, I’m firing all of you.

Nov 29, 2013 at 01:48PM EST

Vats happening in zis place! Zer is a ghost zere!?!?
Runs away…

Nov 29, 2013 at 02:59PM EST

“D-does anyone else see the g-g-ghosts, or am I going insane?”

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Nov 29, 2013 at 04:40PM EST

All the dead people are coming back to haunt us…

Then they’re going to kill me… Then I’ll haunt everyone else!

We are all going insane!

Last edited Nov 30, 2013 at 09:05AM EST
Nov 30, 2013 at 09:02AM EST

Marx, where are you? We need to wrap up this story, so who dies next?

Last edited Nov 30, 2013 at 01:11PM EST
Nov 30, 2013 at 01:10PM EST

>ghosts appearing
>retro references tossed around
>Mark snickers
>“Lel… they mad…”
>Mark leads strippers, Barry, and the accountant out of back room
>orders them to find traps
>all disagree
>“So would you rather trip them unknowingly and die than trip them intentionally and avoid them?”
>weird logic works
>they look around the bar, tripping a few wires and activating each of the following:
>harpoon hitting the stripper pole
>flamethrowers scorching the bar
>trip mines blowing up in the toilets
>nail bomb going off in trash
>molotov cocktail bursting in the back room
>all patrons and workers stare in shock

>“Aren’t you glad you didn’t use the toilet?”
>Blue activates the last trap…
>activating a lever…
>causing a thin wire to swing down from the ceiling…
>snatch Falcon the hobo…
>lift him to the roof…

>and strangle Falcon to death
>“Forget I said anything…”
>all turn to Blue, who smiles and laughs sheepishly, drunk

>12 trappers remain

Nov 30, 2013 at 01:25PM EST

“I’m just gonna assume I was entirely right with my Clue analogy.” Barry rolls another joint and turns to Blue. “Hey pretty boy, you maybe wanna not touch anything?”

Nov 30, 2013 at 02:19PM EST

Falcon’s ghost appears
About time they fucking noticed me.
the ghost goes of to another place to haunt.

OOC: Meh. I wan’t really invested in the thread, anyways.

Nov 30, 2013 at 02:35PM EST

Ryan wakes up.

Ryan: uhhh shit what happened.

Dr. Eggman: smoogedy boogedy schwa

Nevermind. Ryan’s knocked out again.

Last edited Nov 30, 2013 at 09:40PM EST
Nov 30, 2013 at 09:39PM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Yea, who was that guy anyway?

Just some hobo who kept telling everyone that this place is haunted. But that’s just crazy. Ghosts aren’t real, right? RIGHT?!

Dec 03, 2013 at 11:32PM EST

Disturbed B wrote:

Just some hobo who kept telling everyone that this place is haunted. But that’s just crazy. Ghosts aren’t real, right? RIGHT?!

“Hmm, lets look at the facts here.” “I’m dead yet here I am talking to you, so the only answer is that ghosts are indeed real.” “I know i’m forgetting something here, but what?…

“Oh that right! The identity of the killer!…” “Yeah I’m not telling cause it’s more fun seeing you guys tear each other apart.”

Dec 04, 2013 at 09:36AM EST

OOC: Lets make some rule or shit before we make any ghouly decisions.


Ryan wakes up again

Ryan: can we please move on with the mystery here? checks watch We don’t have all day here.

Dec 04, 2013 at 05:40PM EST

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