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Last posted Oct 27, 2013 at 12:34PM EDT. Added Oct 24, 2013 at 06:47PM EDT
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A priest, two priests, and a parrot walk into a bar.

Actually wait… the bartender is a parrot, and he was already there. The parrot says to the bartender “Why didn’t you just say three priests?”

The first priest slowly inserts his fist into his own asshole. He works his way up to the wrist, then to the elbow. Soon enough, his entire arm up to his shoulder is wedged into his ass.

The second priest turns to the third priest and says “Well, I didn’t ass-shoulder that one coming.”

Oct 24, 2013 at 06:47PM EDT
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Philip J. Fry wrote:

A priest, two priests, and a parrot walk into a bar.

Actually wait… the bartender is a parrot, and he was already there. The parrot says to the bartender “Why didn’t you just say three priests?”

The first priest slowly inserts his fist into his own asshole. He works his way up to the wrist, then to the elbow. Soon enough, his entire arm up to his shoulder is wedged into his ass.

The second priest turns to the third priest and says “Well, I didn’t ass-shoulder that one coming.”

Oct 24, 2013 at 07:20PM EDT
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Why are niggers called niggers?
Because they are niggers.

Oct 24, 2013 at 08:03PM EDT
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So a priest and a rabbi are walking in a park one day and the priest says to the rabbi “i’m bored let’s fuck some childern”. The rabbi replies “Out of what?”.

Oct 24, 2013 at 08:38PM EDT

What’s the soup between chop pea and your liver’s difference?

Any liver can live but no pea can soup up your penis size.

Oct 24, 2013 at 09:28PM EDT
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What’s the worst part about a black family of 4 driving a 2001 Ford Excursion off a cliff?

A 2001 Ford Excursion can seat 9.

Oct 26, 2013 at 08:23PM EDT
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Boy walks in on his dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”

His dad replies, “Don’t worry son, you’ll be doing it soon enough!”

“Really? Why’s that, Daddy?”

“Well, my arm is getting tired…”


What does Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
The Wall was their last big hit.

NSFW source

Last edited Oct 26, 2013 at 11:45PM EDT
Oct 26, 2013 at 11:42PM EDT

What is worse?
Five dead babies in one trashbag?
or
One dead baby in five trashbags?

Oct 26, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT
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A priest, a compulsive liar, and a pedophile walks into a bar.
The bartender said “Drinking alone tonight?”

Oct 27, 2013 at 03:27AM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Ach   

I don’t know you. Get the fuck out of my door.

Oct 27, 2013 at 03:33AM EDT
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ring ring “Hi. Is your refrigerator running?”

“No” “…” beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep

Oct 27, 2013 at 05:17AM EDT
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How do you get a bunch of Mexican’s to roll down a hill? By rolling a penny down a hill.

How do you know who’s the richest Mexican? The one who gets the penny.

Oct 27, 2013 at 10:11AM EDT
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