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Some kind of forum game i took from some site.

Last posted Dec 06, 2013 at 11:51AM EST. Added Oct 31, 2013 at 03:06AM EDT
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Give the user below you a problem, then that user has to post his solution and another problem to the user below.

I’ll start this one.
The next user is a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles.

Oct 31, 2013 at 03:06AM EDT
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After years of bullying at school about my weight, I finally hit rock bottom.
All the other bowls of Special K and Grape Nuts send me hurtful message, telling me to end it all and just empty myself into the sink.
After seeing no reason to continue enduring this torment, I decide to take my own life.
As I stand at the edge of the sink, ready to tip, I have moment of clarity, and realize that the potential of my life would be wasted if I killed myself.
With the support of my family and closest friends, I get my life on track and start a strict health regiment.
After two years of hard work, I have lost hundreds of pounds of unused soggy pebbles and gallons of milk.
Where I was once a big, fat, clinically depressed bowl of fruity pebbles, I am now a healthy, skinny granola parfait.

The next user’s parents are tragically killed by a mugger in an alley.

Oct 31, 2013 at 01:45PM EDT
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The death of my parents hits me hard. I take responsability of our small business. My life suddenly changes, and pretty abruptly, I must say. Years of work are placed in my hands, and a single mistake could screw everything up. I have to take care of a younger brother, and an older one, studying. I won’t study, because a large responsability has befallen upon me.
Since our justice system is a joke, I eventually find the whereabouts of the mugger. I anticipate his movements, hide with a baseball bat, and strike while he’s alone. I don’t kill him. I break most of his limbs, some ribs and teeth. Then I leave, and rejoice as I read the newspaper.

The next user is in a bus and needs to go to the bathroom. And his next stop is still far away.

Oct 31, 2013 at 02:22PM EDT
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stab that muggin’ beotch in the throat and feed his soul to my dying parents to revive them.

dang it, ninjad

hold it like a pro

The next user wakes up as the opposite gender, and you have barbed wire for hands.

Last edited Oct 31, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT
Oct 31, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT
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Get a dragon dildo. And since I’m flexible, auto lick myself.

The next user wakes up to find a statue of a clown in front of their bed.

Oct 31, 2013 at 02:32PM EDT
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Stab it
You wake up with no hands

Last edited Oct 31, 2013 at 02:36PM EDT
Oct 31, 2013 at 02:35PM EDT
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I ask for blood

Do you give me yours?

Oct 31, 2013 at 02:43PM EDT
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I’m sitting patiently as my chicken and beef brothers are slowly devorered. I begin to cry in the late night as I lay in my bag, waiting to be eaten.

The next user owns the entire stock of youtube and isn’t a Jew.

Last edited Nov 02, 2013 at 10:36PM EDT
Nov 02, 2013 at 10:34PM EDT
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LEL I HAV TTEH YUTUB STUK I R TEH KIGN OF THE WURLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next user plays CoD.

Nov 02, 2013 at 10:58PM EDT
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They have to be in a game with 8 year olds with access to a mic.

The next user can time travel to wherever they want.

Nov 02, 2013 at 11:13PM EDT
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Then I stick to pizza.
The next user buys a new house but it’s haunted by demons.

Nov 02, 2013 at 11:37PM EDT
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I see the 2spoopy then do the monster mash

The next user enter an elite buttfucking competition

Nov 02, 2013 at 11:39PM EDT
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wortwort wort wortwort, wortwort, wortwort
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Paparapapa, buttfuck, buttfuck.

The next user is deeeeaaaaad!

Nov 03, 2013 at 12:17AM EDT
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I am deeeaaaaad. I annoy King Kai until he throws me back. Then I beat up the latest threat to Earth because you have to be dead to be the hero for some stupid reason.

The next user is desperate to find out the result of the cliffhanger to his favourite TV show, but it won’t be revealed for another thirty episodes.

Nov 03, 2013 at 01:13AM EST
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I live my life happily and to the fullest, problems are an unknown cause to me. I have trancended the need for these puny problems. Not because of any phony four-leaf clover or horseshoe, but because I am enlightened by my happiness. In this moment I am euphoric.


You wake up one morning, turn to other side of your bed, and face Nicolas Cage staring you deeply and lustfully into the eyes, saying “You really stole my Declaration of Innocense last night.”

What do?

Last edited Nov 03, 2013 at 09:58AM EST
Nov 03, 2013 at 09:56AM EST
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Steal it again.

You get an MP3 player that holds 50,000 songs for free. However, it comes pre-loaded with 50,000 songs. All of them are this and you can’t give it away.

Nov 03, 2013 at 10:20AM EST
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Simple. I smash the MP3 player.

You’re cornered by a blue car that fires orange flavored burritos. To your left, you see a package of solar powered M&Ms, and to your right you see a beetle that’s holding a plastic spoon somehow. Which one do you choose to fight off the car?

Nov 03, 2013 at 11:57AM EST
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the m&ms obviously

you can have any thing in the world but if you do get anything you turn into that thing. do you accept this power.

Nov 03, 2013 at 12:04PM EST
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nope.avi… wait, FU-* turns into BLU Engineer* Damnit!

You have the chance to become a god… However, you have to fight through 24 worlds beforehand, facing up to 3 tribes on any given world to do so, you yourself lead a tribe and you can only gain new abilities or buildings by stealing them from the enemies.

Are you up to the task, Shaman?

Nov 03, 2013 at 02:01PM EST
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I’d say “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

You need to hack a Gibson (computer) and your only equipment is a Gibson (guitar).

Nov 06, 2013 at 12:28AM EST
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plant a nuke and then I’ll take the nearest form of transportation and get the f*** out of south america.

The next user is getting Zerg Rushed KEKEKEKEKE

Nov 08, 2013 at 03:51AM EST
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I go into the witness protection program, and get a job at the olive garden as a humble mixed grill. eventually, I get burned out, move to Vegas and open a popular casino. With the money I make, I get plastic surgery and become a rack of lamb.

You inexplicably get superheated at random moments. this prevents you from showing affection without hurting your loved ones.

Nov 08, 2013 at 08:36AM EST
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I move to some country to seek the guidance of some wise guy. After some years i move back to my country only to find out that my loved ones have been murdered. I seek revenge, travelling across the globe to find out the murderers. The ringleaders. The corrupt. Eventually i come across their hideout. I go inside killing everyone who stands on my way. Their leader, a corrupt cop attempts to kill me using their guns, but i use my curse and blessing to be immune to the bullets. I run to the cop and punches him repeatedly before uttering his last words.
“you suck lel”
I finishes him by ripping his balls and shoving them to his mouth.

The next user is the crooked cop mentioned.

Last edited Nov 08, 2013 at 08:59AM EST
Nov 08, 2013 at 08:55AM EST
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I use my power as a rack of lamb/ bad cop to convince you that what you are doing is wrong. I lie and say I didn’t kill your family, that it was someone else. you believe me, of course, rack of lamb is the most honest food. I then stab you in the back.

the next user gain’s five pounds anytime someone says “apple”

Nov 08, 2013 at 09:05AM EST
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You never specified what kind of pound.

I live in the UK so thanks for the free money, guys!

The next poster is in Crisis City… and THAT TORNADO’S CARRYING A CAR!

Last edited Nov 08, 2013 at 01:22PM EST
Nov 08, 2013 at 01:22PM EST
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The plot of the game erased itself sooooo

You live in an home full of abuse. You spend your entire life growing up having to deal with you’re chocolate addict parents, who are constantly fighting with each other about and for chocolate. they care more about chocolate then they do about you. They would constantly sell their belonging and anything else they could find just to buy more chocolate. Because of this You grow up depressed and unstable, and its getting to the point were this needs to stop. What do you?!?

Nov 26, 2013 at 01:03AM EST
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Become a Batman-like figure who wages a one-man crusade against the brown ‘delicacy’.

You are now in the typical greentext story. wat do?

Nov 26, 2013 at 01:52PM EST
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>wake up one morning
>thinks something is different
>did I leave the heater on
>did I let the cat out
>realize greentext

And I fixed the problem.
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>no gf

Last edited Nov 26, 2013 at 02:33PM EST
Nov 26, 2013 at 02:33PM EST
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–kill applejack–

Probably ignore them…

You are in a public toilet alone at night, and you hear a noise. All of a sudden there’s this scraping sound on the door.

Last edited Nov 26, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
Nov 26, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
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I will satisfy OP

You lost your house

Nov 30, 2013 at 01:24PM EST

Simple. I build another another one made out of surrounding trees.

You are Chris Chan. Bob and Barb (parents) are gone so you have to live on your own.

Dec 01, 2013 at 01:36AM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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