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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 28, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
1534 posts from 180 users

Granted, you get Raul Julia, the hammiest ham whose ever hammed the hamming parlor!

I wish I could release my game already!

Last edited Feb 28, 2014 at 06:31PM EST
Feb 28, 2014 at 06:29PM EST
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Granted, but now the game has a hold on you.

I wish for a drinkable and safe cup that only contains 5 liters of H2O

Feb 28, 2014 at 09:08PM EST
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Granted, But you A slave In a Sex Dungeon

I wish I can Stalk Everyone!

Mar 01, 2014 at 12:14AM EST
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Granted, you get a massive plate of Uncle Lou’s Fried Chicken, featuring it’s signature ‘Corruption’ seasoning and rub. Then a massive mob of African-Americans begin to pursue you, as that is the very last bucket of Fried Chicken in existence.

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I wish for a non-trapped Bridget.

Mar 01, 2014 at 11:11PM EST
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Granted – that something is herpes!

I wish I didn’t need to sleep to stay energized.

Mar 02, 2014 at 04:51AM EST
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Granted, but the “brown sugar” is regular sugar that someone shat in.

I wish I were an owl.

Mar 02, 2014 at 08:33AM EST

Granted, this forces you to think as an owl.

I wish this thread wasn’t a ripoff.
seriously, this thread looks like it was ripped off of some site

Mar 02, 2014 at 10:05AM EST
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Granted. It’s completely shitty now

I wish i would live in a rpg maker game

Last edited Mar 02, 2014 at 11:48AM EST
Mar 02, 2014 at 11:48AM EST
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Granted, You’re shot by Jango Fett 5 minutes later.

. . .

I wish for my livestream channel to become big.

Mar 02, 2014 at 08:31PM EST
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Granted But It’s In An Alternate Universe

I wish for Kolechian To Burn!

Mar 02, 2014 at 09:33PM EST
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DJKing wrote:

Granted, You’re shot by Jango Fett 5 minutes later.

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I wish for my livestream channel to become big.

But Jango was killed by Windu… Or was he?

Disregard this post and corrupt the user above.

Mar 02, 2014 at 10:12PM EST
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Granted, turns out that bad that just happened to you was a blessing in disguise. Now you won’t have to die of Wasting Disease.

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I wish someone wold hire me. I need money.

Mar 03, 2014 at 02:22AM EST
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Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Granted, they are pc gamers and they start abusing you.

Psst! you’re supposed to make a wish. . .

Last edited Mar 03, 2014 at 04:42PM EST
Mar 03, 2014 at 04:40PM EST
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u didnt make da wish, dj

THE COSMIC FORCES CHOOSE YOUR WISH AND GIVE YOU A PARADISE ISLAND MADE OF MONEY.

Sadly money is paper and what happens when paper hits water?


I wish that this wish and the following wishes are unable to be corrupted in any way.

Mar 03, 2014 at 04:47PM EST
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Granted. You cannot lift things heavier than 2kg.

I wish for more steam games

Mar 05, 2014 at 05:52AM EST
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Granted, but they are literally steam-powered board games. The highlight of the set is steam-powered Mahjong.

I wish for a brand-new, DRM free Sega console that will revitalize the gaming industry’s creativity and open the way for the artistic development of the medium. Its line-up of launch titles rivals that of the NES, and the Sonic game bundled with the system defies all expectations and breaths new life into the series. It will be called the Sega Phoenix, and Sega will launch a risky, aggressive, enormously successful ad campaign for it, and it quickly dominates the console market. That is my wish.

Mar 06, 2014 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted, it is soon killed by the hype behind up and coming Playstation 5. History repeats.

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I wish For Survarium to go into Open Beta already.

Mar 07, 2014 at 12:11PM EST
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Granted, it is soon killed by the hype behind the upcoming Playstation 5. History repeats.

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I wish For Survarium to go into Open Beta already.

Last edited Mar 07, 2014 at 12:12PM EST
Mar 07, 2014 at 12:11PM EST
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Granted, it gets killed by the hype of the Xbox Two, which is saying something.

I wish I were asleep.

Mar 07, 2014 at 01:24PM EST

You fall asleep, but never wake up.
I wish I was in a Harem anime…

Mar 07, 2014 at 01:32PM EST
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Granted. You are the star of Higurashi: No Naku Koro Ni.
I wish I had a microphone.

Mar 07, 2014 at 02:44PM EST
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Granted, it’s that zebra gum that loses it flavor in seconds.
I wish squidward was here it see this!

Mar 07, 2014 at 04:23PM EST
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Granted, squidward was replaced by a xbox live user under the name of “Here2Cdis”

I wish for high speed, unlimited Internet.

Mar 07, 2014 at 05:31PM EST
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granted, but whatever’s on your screen will be on a public livestream 24/7.

i wish that chili cheese burgers are 99ct each again.

Mar 07, 2014 at 05:43PM EST
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Granted, but it’s 90% turkey and 10% other contents…

I wish for this awful pain in my throat to go away.

Mar 07, 2014 at 05:51PM EST
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Granted- you get a lotto scratch card called “lucky” and win nothing.

I wish I had a burrito.

Mar 07, 2014 at 06:46PM EST

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