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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 22, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted; it gives you more gas than a gas station.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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Last edited Mar 07, 2014 at 08:16PM EST
Mar 07, 2014 at 08:07PM EST
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Granted, you get AIDS.

I wish AIDS was cured.

Mar 08, 2014 at 08:54AM EST

Wow, I’m currently researching about HIV/AIDS. Granted but a new retrovirus immediately distroys the immune system and kills the host.

I wish to be on the set of Epic Meal Time.

Mar 08, 2014 at 09:52AM EST
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Granted, you are the bacon used in Epic meal time.

I wish for chocolate.

Mar 08, 2014 at 10:24AM EST
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Kebab Removal Unit: Granted; people complain that your wishes are unimaginative and repetitive.

♫DJ Sir-Soundwave♫ SRJ’s Apache DJ: Granted; it’s gritty ant tastes kind of burnt.

I wish for gummy worms.

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:00AM EST
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@yelling
Plot twist--the gummy worms are actually living worms.
I wish the wi-fi on my 2DS actually worked..

Last edited Mar 08, 2014 at 11:09AM EST
Mar 08, 2014 at 11:08AM EST
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Granted, ‘Science’ is now the newly coined term for all things Magic.

. . .

I wish I was as skilled in digital art than I am with traditional pen and paper.

Mar 08, 2014 at 02:19PM EST
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Granted, you are a politician.
I wish for something bad or good to happen to me, or nothing at all.

Mar 08, 2014 at 05:19PM EST
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Granted, you get a cursed doll (that’s bad)
But it comes with a free small frozen yogurt (that’s good)
The frozen yogurt is also cursed (that’s bad)
But you get your choice of topping (that’s good)
The toppings contain potassium benzoate (???)
That’s bad.
Also

I wish for Twizzlers

Mar 08, 2014 at 05:32PM EST
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Granted, you get hbdsjkgkjfdvfnmgjkafkjfdshjkvg (the same thing backwards).

I wish I were a neutron bomb, for once I could blow off.

Mar 08, 2014 at 06:35PM EST

Granted you blow off not only yourself but everyone and everything you loved.

I wish I was an agent working for Delta Green.

Mar 08, 2014 at 07:02PM EST
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Granted, but it’s Delta Purple.
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Mar 08, 2014 at 07:28PM EST
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Granted, this guy is now in your possession

…he’s not very happy about it though

I wish for a little bit of peril

Last edited Mar 08, 2014 at 09:16PM EST
Mar 08, 2014 at 09:15PM EST
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Granted. You die from suffocating under hundreds of tons of mashed potatoes.

I wish rule 34 didn’t apply to things I like.

Mar 08, 2014 at 09:50PM EST

Granted, it now applies to the things you love now.

I wish I was in charge of my own conspiracy group.

Mar 08, 2014 at 09:53PM EST
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted, they are secretly plotting against you.

I wish for a lady to scratch my back.

Granted, That lady is a ugly anorexic women who used to be a man

I wish my waifu was real

Last edited Mar 08, 2014 at 10:33PM EST
Mar 08, 2014 at 10:32PM EST
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Wish granted

Heavy is now Jake’s “Real” Waifu.

I wish for porkchop sandwiches, grilled

Mar 08, 2014 at 10:36PM EST
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Wish granted

Heavy is now Jake’s “Real” Waifu.

I wish for porkchop sandwiches, grilled

Granted, you have porkchop from doug in a sandwich roll with only the tail grilled and porkchop is still alive

I wish for a beautiful singing voice

Mar 08, 2014 at 10:52PM EST
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Granted, but you’ll die of an OD like every celebrity ever
I wish for time travel

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:05PM EST
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Wish granted, you are a clone of Marty Mcfly

I wish for the next wish to have a positive corruption.

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:10PM EST
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Wish granted, you are a clone of Marty Mcfly

I wish for the next wish to have a positive corruption.

Granted, but the next positive wish corruption won’t be to your wish but mine

I wish I have reality warping powers fueled from my imagination

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:15PM EST
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Granted, but it’s on the person you hate the most.
I wish for dgnjkhgvklhbored bored bored jlkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgd.

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:17PM EST
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King Billy Mays wrote:

Granted, but it’s on the person you hate the most.
I wish for dgnjkhgvklhbored bored bored jlkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgdkeshgkjsfdghskudfgnjasdnhkverlgblsfdkgbaefSKJLvtgkjnhldzfjkbvdzfbkndfbkjzetngukzsdf cnlkn vadjnkgrlfbnsdfgnksrtuinfgbhkjdlmd;bghfnbjkgd.

LOL I don’t hate anybody the most except for my younger self and

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I wish for a pair of beautiful striped stockings for the lolz

Mar 08, 2014 at 11:30PM EST
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Mar 08, 2014 at 11:45PM EST
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@Jake

It shall be done

Merry early/late Christmas!

I wish for the end of heresy against the Emprah!

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Mar 08, 2014 at 11:46PM EST
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Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Granted, everyone will rip it off.

I wish for a real life Death Star.

Granted, It is a LEGO Death Star

I wish for 2wfqeadfwefdqaeq

Mar 09, 2014 at 09:11AM EDT
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Granted, everyone is sick of you guys asking for gibberish.

I wish I was the size of a paper clip.

Mar 09, 2014 at 09:27AM EDT

Granted, your corruptions have diamonds in them.

I wish for something to happen to someone else

Mar 09, 2014 at 09:56AM EDT
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Granted, all your enemies become fabulously wealthy; your friends and families are stricken with the plague.

I wish to know where that music is coming from!

Mar 09, 2014 at 11:39AM EDT
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Granted, it’s coming from whichever radio station you hate.

I wish I were a Kaiju.

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:03PM EDT

Snowie wrote:

Granted, it’s coming from whichever radio station you hate.

I wish I were a Kaiju.

Granted, you are now Zilla from 1998 Godzilla

I wish I had a female wife that is bigger than me

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:06PM EDT
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Granted, she’s only an inch taller than you. I know your fetish ;)

I wish I wasn’t so tired from the time change.

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:15PM EDT
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Simpsonsfan1011 wrote:

Granted, you are now Zilla from 1998 Godzilla

I wish I had a female wife that is bigger than me

Granted, You now have a fat wife who is that bitch on your profile picture you douch and you can never divorce because you have a fat hog for a girlfriend

I wish that Simpsonsfan1011 would die and burn in hell for his shitty videos which makes me want to rape someone

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:17PM EDT

Faagula wrote:

Granted, You now have a fat wife who is that bitch on your profile picture you douch and you can never divorce because you have a fat hog for a girlfriend

I wish that Simpsonsfan1011 would die and burn in hell for his shitty videos which makes me want to rape someone

Granted, you will soon be banned.
I wish he was banned.

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:19PM EDT

@ Snowie
Granted, time is now constantly changing around you

@Faagula
Granted,
Simpsonsfan102 dies but Siompsonfan101 closes his account down.

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:21PM EDT
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