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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 22, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Snowie wrote:

Granted, she’s only an inch taller than you. I know your fetish ;)

I wish I wasn’t so tired from the time change.

Why thank you and I still have a wife here is a cookie anyways

Granted, now you are always awake from the time change

I wish I got 100,000 dollars that is real and not fake money(like game money)

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:21PM EDT
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Snowie wrote:

Granted, you will soon be banned.
I wish he was banned.

Granted, Simpsonsfan1011 is banned

I wish that people will realize that Simpsonsfan1011 is a horrible person for saying Brian Griffin and Kirito were horrible characters

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:27PM EDT

Granted, Brian Griffin is dead for real this time.

I wish I had every Pink Floyd album on Vinyl.

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:32PM EDT
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Snowie wrote:

Granted, Brian Griffin is dead for real this time.

I wish I had every Pink Floyd album on Vinyl.

Granted, it will be on a outdated record play

Seriously can someone grant my wish that Simpsonsfan1011 needs to die

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:36PM EDT
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Wish granted, you get 100,000 rupees.

I wish that I was iron monger

Granted, you are now rusted up and dead now

my wish is that Simpsonsfan1011 dies because he is an egotistical douchebag

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:40PM EDT

Wish denied on the grounds that you’re a one-trick-kumquat

My wish is that someone other than the user above me will post next

Mar 09, 2014 at 02:55PM EDT
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Granted!

I wish I was muscular but still lean as I am now.

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Mar 09, 2014 at 02:57PM EDT

Granted, you skipped legs day

Now

I wish to be cured from my Cosmic Rust

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Mar 09, 2014 at 02:58PM EDT
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Granted, but since you ninja posted me, It soon blows up into oblivion.

. . .

I wish Madeon was playing at my house.

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Mar 09, 2014 at 02:59PM EDT
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Granted, you skipped legs day

Now

I wish to be cured from my Cosmic Rust

Granted, you are now Iron Monger

I wish I can make things or people real from my imagination

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:00PM EDT
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(Jesus slow down people! I can barely keep up!)

Granted, you doom the planet due to overpopulation

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I wish people would slow down on the rapid-fire posting!

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:02PM EDT
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Who Is Username41 This Time? wrote:

Granted. We are all now Slowpokes.
………….
I wish I wasn’t a Slowpoke though…

Granted, You are now a snorlax

I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:22PM EDT
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Granted but only a time lord can activate it

I wish for chocolate rain

Granted it is rock hard chocolate rain

I wish that all diaper fetishists realized how they are all sick fucks

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:43PM EDT
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Granted, it’s Velevet scarlatina’s cousins cousins cousin twice removed.

I wish i can turn things into gold for the lulz

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:55PM EDT
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You accidentally touch yourself…good luck un-golding yourself!

Being a Snorlax sucks. I wish I was a Slowpoke again.

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Mar 09, 2014 at 03:59PM EDT
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Granted, your trainer keeps you on BILL’S PC; your forgotten about and the game file becomes corrupted.

I wish to find the droids I’m looking for.

Mar 09, 2014 at 06:03PM EDT
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King Billy Mays wrote:

Granted, but it’s actually Chinese toast.
I wish for non-morbid rule 34.

Granted it is anorexic rule 34

I wish I can make my drawings 3 dimensional and come to life

Mar 09, 2014 at 06:52PM EDT
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted, they try to kill you.

I wish for a cinnamon roll.

Granted, it’s filled with cyanide.
I wish for faptains and caggots.

Mar 09, 2014 at 06:57PM EDT
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted, they try to kill you.

I wish for a cinnamon roll.

Granted, the cinnamon roll comes to life and eat you

I wish my last wish had a different corruption that does not hurt me or my loved ones

Mar 09, 2014 at 06:58PM EDT
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@ krable and Simpson

Krable’s caggots and faptons are teaming up with Simpsons enemies.

I wish for global domination

Mar 09, 2014 at 07:06PM EDT
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Granted. You’re ruler of the world for all of 12 seconds before you become overwhelmed and flee from responsibility.

I wish for an end table.

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Mar 09, 2014 at 07:06PM EDT
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted. You’re ruler of the world for all of 12 seconds before you become overwhelmed and flee from responsibility.

I wish for an end table.

Granted the end table explodes and splinters are now on your body and the splinters cause you to puff up like in that shitty spongebob episode “the splinter”

I wish my rivals died after becoming successful

Mar 09, 2014 at 07:10PM EDT
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@DJ Granted, but Kebab Removal Unit confiscates them.
@Simpsons Granted, but you die of a heart attack shortly after.
I wish for Mister Crabs.

Mar 09, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT
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King Billy Mays wrote:

@DJ Granted, but Kebab Removal Unit confiscates them.
@Simpsons Granted, but you die of a heart attack shortly after.
I wish for Mister Crabs.

Granted, Mr,Krabs makes you commit suicide and he gets away with it

I wish for god powers

Mar 09, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT
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Who Is Username41 This Time? wrote:

You get a gigantic night-crawler.

I wish I had escaped Bill’s PC

Granted

I wiish my waifu was real and loved me the way I love Her

Mar 09, 2014 at 08:18PM EDT
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Granted, your marriage with your waifu lasts for an entire lifetime without a single argument in sight.

I wish to fight a city-sized sea monster with only a katana.

Mar 09, 2014 at 08:26PM EDT
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Sir-Soundwave wrote:

Granted, your marriage with your waifu lasts for an entire lifetime without a single argument in sight.

I wish to fight a city-sized sea monster with only a katana.

thank and granted,you also get a jaeger with your katana

I wish Youtube fixed it’s copyright policies

Mar 09, 2014 at 08:28PM EDT
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Granted, but the pants have small-poxes

I wish I can experience the greatest dream ever.

Mar 09, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT
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Granted, but you will not remember it in the morning

I wish that every day can be Christmas

Mar 09, 2014 at 09:39PM EDT
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Granted, now every store, businesses, and schools are closed forever, you start getting less and less presents until you get none at all, the world’s military wants Santa dead, and every other holiday mascot wants you dead too for making that wish.

I wish that everyday can be Halloween and that if this wish backfires it doesn’t backfire on me.

EDIT: Shit someone beat me to the punch. You get tapeworm infested sausage flying towards your mouth.

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Mar 09, 2014 at 09:56PM EDT
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Granted, but the world dies.
I wish that my corruption has lots of sailor words in it.

Mar 09, 2014 at 10:05PM EDT
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King Billy Mays wrote:

Granted, but the world dies.
I wish that my corruption has lots of sailor words in it.

Ahoy, mate! Your bloody wish was corrupted landlubber!

I wish I hadn’t stayed up so late last night.

Mar 10, 2014 at 12:21AM EDT
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