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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 28, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
1534 posts from 180 users

Granted. The pizza is moldy, and eating it causes terrible disease. Enjoy!


I wish I could conquer the world again.

Mar 10, 2014 at 03:07PM EDT

Granted, but it has no Dragon-type moves and you are facing a Dragon-type gym. Good luck!

I wish I had known about Nintendo’s free Pokemon X/Y offer before I went out and bought Pokemon Y.

Mar 10, 2014 at 03:52PM EDT

Granted, you’re mugged before you can play it and left in a coma until the offer expires.

I wish for jelly beans.

Mar 10, 2014 at 04:09PM EDT

It has your least favorite toppings on it.

I wish I had come up with a better corruption for Simpsonfan’s Youtube wish from the last page.

Mar 10, 2014 at 07:17PM EDT

Wish granted, your comment was down-voted even more as a result.

I wish for someone to brush Heavy’s hair.


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Mar 10, 2014 at 07:23PM EDT

Granted, I become his new best friend, we go do tons of super fun stuff and you are not invited.

I wish for chocolate milk.

Mar 10, 2014 at 07:47PM EDT

Granted, it’s a Porygon. You die from repeated episodes of horrible epileptic fits.

. . .

I wish for a Lexus LFA.

Mar 12, 2014 at 08:48AM EDT

Granted, you forget how to drive and crash it.
I wish for the new Volkswagen Dune.

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Mar 12, 2014 at 10:38AM EDT

yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted, it’s buried under a big-ass pile of sand.

I wish for you to take me to Funky Town

Wish Granted, but a nuke was headed toward that area and now you’re dead.

I wish for my cat to stop making noise while I try to sleep.

Mar 16, 2014 at 07:21PM EDT

Granted, he burns down your house instead.

. . .

I wish someone would write some BSOD X RandomMan Fanfic of them in the Missionary position, with consent, with the lights off, with the intent of reproduction.

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Mar 16, 2014 at 09:34PM EDT

Granted, It’s poorly written, horribly misspelled and for some reason there is a Heman and the Masters of the Universe crossover that really doesn’t link up with the story.

I wish to smite my enemies.

Mar 16, 2014 at 09:49PM EDT

Granted, but you Forgot how to say it

I wish for a Dark souls 2 Game

Mar 16, 2014 at 10:02PM EDT

Granted, it’s filled to the brim with QTE’s, oversimplified gameplay elements, an celebrity vocal cast, drastically lowered difficulty settings, etc. In short, a massive disappointment.

. . .

I wish I can get stealth mechanics in game to work the way I need them to.

Mar 16, 2014 at 10:33PM EDT

Granted, but you never were specific about what game it was, so I chose Sly Cooper. You’re a furry, and a french skunk gets you lost in spoilers ahead Egypt.

I wish for a shiny pokemon.

Mar 17, 2014 at 08:53PM EDT

Granted, it is a shiny garchomp and you can never mega evolve

I wish I get free video games and consoles for the rest of my life of my choice

Mar 17, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT

Granted, the consoles are broken.

I wish it was summer sooner.

Mar 17, 2014 at 08:58PM EDT

Snowie wrote:

Granted, the consoles are broken.

I wish it was summer sooner.

Granted, it is a heat wave of 400 degrees

I wish for a Wife

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Mar 17, 2014 at 08:59PM EDT

Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

Granted; everything ceases to exist.

I wish YouTube abandoned Google+ and reverted to how things were prior to the +takeover.

@The Stare Master: There was another one from under a year ago when I was still new to the forums, which was where I got this idea.

Google is not taking over! It’s Disney you should be worried about.

Mar 17, 2014 at 09:46PM EDT

♫DJ Sir-Soundwave♫ SRJ’s Based DJ: Granted It’s actually just water and you get drunk off the Placebo Effect.

I wish for grilled cheese.

Mar 18, 2014 at 08:06PM EDT
I wish for HL3 to be released.

Granted, it sucks because it only got 10 of its 100 years of development done, and plays worse than Ride to Hell Retribution.

I wish for a princess waifu?

Granted, it’s Fat Princess.

I wish I had faster internet.

Last edited Mar 18, 2014 at 08:34PM EDT
Mar 18, 2014 at 08:31PM EDT

Granted, but everyone else’s internet gets faster too, so yours is still slow.
I wish for fish.

Mar 19, 2014 at 08:41PM EDT

Granted. The fish are flying fish, and all escape through your window.

I wish that I required less sleep.

Mar 19, 2014 at 08:53PM EDT

Granted it is a dildo that belongs to a neckbeard

I wish for a princess for a wife that is my age

Mar 19, 2014 at 09:14PM EDT

Granted, you are Peter Parker in an Alternate Universe in which he doesn’t get super powers.

I wish for peanut M&M’s

Mar 19, 2014 at 09:27PM EDT

Granted, you become allergic to peanuts.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

Mar 20, 2014 at 08:12PM EDT

You become exactly what you see in that image.

That’s a live beehive you are wearing for underwear BTW. Bees sting your crotch to infertility

I wish I wouldn’t procrastinate

Mar 20, 2014 at 10:03PM EDT

Granted, it flies and destroys a barren planet instead.

I wish for a wish.

Mar 21, 2014 at 06:00PM EDT

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