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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 28, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted, you are now an self-centered African-American Musician with an overblown ego that proclaims it’s the Second Coming. We can all guess who you’ve become.

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I wish I had KYM friends to play with on Steam.

Apr 09, 2014 at 06:49PM EDT
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Granted, your stuck on a mountain with no food after your airplane crashed and your the only survivor.
I wish for a copy of thunderlords-noisy songs for noisy kids

Apr 10, 2014 at 08:21AM EDT

Granted, but it will not work and you can never fix it

I wish for a ton of chocolate for myself and it tastes very good to me

Apr 11, 2014 at 05:16PM EDT
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Granted, you eat chocolate until you slip into a diabetic coma, also there was a mysterious hair of questionable origin on that one piece.

I wish to become the King of Space!

Apr 11, 2014 at 05:27PM EDT
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Granted, your face is completely Mosaic’d, so no one will ever believe you if you told them.

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I wish my recent shitpost didn’t screw up my karma.

Apr 14, 2014 at 02:09AM EDT
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Granted, your shitpost slightly screwed up your karma.

I wish I was a professional hacker.

Apr 14, 2014 at 02:50AM EDT
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Granted. You hax the wrong person and you wind up in jail as prison meat. If you make it out alive, the court mandates you to never touch a computer again.

I wish for sleep.

Apr 14, 2014 at 04:03AM EDT
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Granted, it’s 8 feet tall, made of solid granite, and at some undisclosed time in the future will fall over and crush your legs.

I wish for enchiladas.

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:08PM EDT
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Granted, but it’s soggy and made in some guy’s bathtub

I wish I had a new computer.

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:32PM EDT
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Granted, but turns out your crush is dating your enemy.
I wish I had better eyesight.

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:35PM EDT
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Granted, you now have 360 degree Rabbit Vision, which breaks your Oculus vision, degrades your FPS skills, and gives you extreme motion sickness. Awesome.

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I wish I could’ve asked out that girl I always hung out with in High School. Maybe I wouldn’t be Forever Alone right now.

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:44PM EDT
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Granted, but she dumps you five days later.
(Such fast reply.)
I wish I could un-see some things.

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:47PM EDT
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DJKing wrote:

Granted, you now have 360 degree Rabbit Vision, which breaks your Oculus vision, degrades your FPS skills, and gives you extreme motion sickness. Awesome.

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I wish I could’ve asked out that girl I always hung out with in High School. Maybe I wouldn’t be Forever Alone right now.

Granted, but the girl you ask out rejects you immediately

I wish any anime character I think of would be real and be nice to me and never hate me or kill others that like me

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:47PM EDT
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Simpsonsfan1011 wrote:

Granted, but the girl you ask out rejects you immediately

I wish any anime character I think of would be real and be nice to me and never hate me or kill others that like me

Granted, but the anime character is always deformed and hideous. ;3
I wish Miley Cyrus could stop fucking everything up.

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:50PM EDT
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Granted but Miley stops fucking thing up but Justin Bieber takes her place and starts world war 3

I wish my last wish did not get corrupted

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:53PM EDT
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Granted, the pizza is not so aggressive, but still aggressive to the point where jimmy’s dad is still decapitated.

I wish to seek the holy grail.

Last edited Apr 14, 2014 at 11:38PM EDT
Apr 14, 2014 at 11:36PM EDT
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Granted, you get your arm chopped off looking for it. T’is but a flesh wound.

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I wish I could meet my internet friends someday. When I’m rich. Or a complete failure.

Apr 15, 2014 at 12:26AM EDT
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Granted it is only playable on Xbox one

I wish for unlimited wishes that can never be corrupted and I know how to use them perfectly

Apr 15, 2014 at 04:13PM EDT
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Granted, you’re an incompetent, chaste, scrawny wimp who relies on his girls to do the hard work. Spoiler Alert: No girl wins in this series.

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I wish I could delete a post after it being posted for 30 minutes.

Apr 15, 2014 at 08:25PM EDT
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Granted, but it costs an unreal amount of money, and it goes towards Obama Care ;P

I wish consoles would stop having exclusives. I want them for the PC master race.

Apr 15, 2014 at 11:59PM EDT
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Granted, but they will take forever to be released and they are expensive.

I wish for a yacht.

Apr 16, 2014 at 12:56AM EDT
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Granted, but its a toy.

I wish my DAMN EYELASH WILL STOP GETTING IN MY EYE.

Apr 16, 2014 at 01:35AM EDT
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Wish granted, you are now ghost, so you are now can see ghosts.
(About DJKing’s rabbit sight. If that true, then RandomMan how the fuck can write?)
I wish I would know what I wanted to wish.

Last edited Apr 16, 2014 at 06:57AM EDT
Apr 16, 2014 at 06:50AM EDT
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Granted, but it is corrupted!

I wish for the perfect sandwich.

Last edited Apr 16, 2014 at 07:39AM EDT
Apr 16, 2014 at 07:38AM EDT
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Granted, you get a really bad sunburn that covers your whole body.

I wish that I was more excited for volume 2 of RWBY coming out.

Apr 16, 2014 at 09:33AM EDT
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Granted, but you mumbled, and it interpreted the word as “Fish”

You get fishing gear, with bait and tackle.

I wish for a crystal ball.

Apr 16, 2014 at 09:54AM EDT
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Wish granted, however a random sunray hit your crystal ball and the reflected ray, incinerated you.

I wish I could stop wishing about wishes about wishes.

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:11AM EDT
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Granted, but it only shows alternate/incorrect versions of what will most likely happen.

I wish I could be in my favourite anime.

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:11AM EDT
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Granted, you’re constantly, violently, shoved out of the way any time you get near the main character.

I wish for peppermints.

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:14AM EDT
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Granted, you being sprayed with the new pepper spray, peppermint spray.
(Since Kybuey and you not noticed my post-I’m a ninja- I repeat it again)
I wish I could stop wishing whises about wishes.

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:19AM EDT
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Granted, but you could not make another wish again

I wish Panty and Stocking got a second season and it was really good and no character gets killed off,leaves, or becomes evil or good

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:33AM EDT
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Granted, now you have a dancing Midget, however dancing only for $5M.
(Harold L. “Bacon” Kori, I keep him, forever ever after.)
I wish nothing.

Apr 16, 2014 at 03:33PM EDT
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