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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Aug 01, 2014 at 02:05PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
1582 posts from 183 users

Granted, you get arrested for possession of illegal substances.

I wish I had QA testers for my game. . . Maybe I should start asking around.

May 14, 2014 at 01:21AM EDT
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Granted, but you continually forget to ask around and the only QA testers you have sound like 12-Year-Olds “Debating” Playstation or Xbox.

I wish I. COULD. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!!1!1!

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May 14, 2014 at 12:39PM EDT
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Granted, but you ate swedish people dressed as fish.

I wish for a bird named Harold

May 14, 2014 at 02:56PM EDT
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Granted, but your mom is crying, since you didn’t wish for Blu-Ray

I wish for a Tomoko body pillow

May 14, 2014 at 04:05PM EDT
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Granted, but your made out of an old broken arcade cabinet

I wish Tupac came back to life.

May 14, 2014 at 04:33PM EDT
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Granted, but he requires sacrifices after he returns. The only sacrifices that will be allowed are ones of little babies and children. In addition, you must sell your soul to him and give your brain to him and get him world domination. You could’ve stopped it, kiddo.
I wish for a dramatic corruption like above.

May 14, 2014 at 04:37PM EDT
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granted, its very boring corruption that causes people to sleep when they read your post.

I wish for Strangerhood season to be real

May 14, 2014 at 04:50PM EDT
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Granted, but I don’t know what that is so all the characters are replaces with cats wearing funny hats

I wish that Shrek was real and not a rapist

May 14, 2014 at 04:53PM EDT
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Granted; he’s a tweaker and a pedophile.
I wish that Shrek was fake and FUCKNUGGETS.

May 14, 2014 at 04:57PM EDT
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Granted, but you get jumped by pre-schoolers

I wish for a talking monkey side-kick who doesn’t have AIDS and is not retarded and isn’t violent.

May 14, 2014 at 07:03PM EDT
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Granted, but he dies shortly after you get him. It was the saddest moment of your life.

I wish for my lifelong dream of becoming a mod to come to fruition.

May 14, 2014 at 07:13PM EDT
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Granted, but you stub your toe and overreact by committing mass genocide you monster

I wish I had ice cream

May 14, 2014 at 07:18PM EDT
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Granted, but once you take your first bite out of it, you receive news that someone who was just starting to eat a sandwich assassinated Santa Claus. Everyone looks towards you. Guess where you are now? Prison. Watch your corn-hole, pal.
I wish for CAPTAIN FAGGOT WHERE ARE YOU?

May 14, 2014 at 08:22PM EDT
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Granted, everyday most of your stuff is stolen simply because people didn’t know it was yours.

I wish for another soda.

May 14, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT
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Granted, but it’s Japanese and you don’t know how to open it

I wish I was the very best like no one ever was

May 14, 2014 at 08:41PM EDT
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Granted, Hirokazu Tanaka sues you under the claim of copyright infringement.
I wish everything was green and submarine

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May 15, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT
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Granted, so much transformer threads are made that the moderators forbid any discussion of it afterwards
I wish for an eyeball mask

May 15, 2014 at 06:50PM EDT
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Granted, but I really wanna post this picture And the mask looks dumb

I wish that I had a funnier GIF

May 15, 2014 at 06:52PM EDT
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Granted, you never get an appropriate chance to use it, which greatly diminishes the comedic value.

I wish for chicken fried steak.

May 15, 2014 at 06:57PM EDT
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Granted, but it was cooked by a mentally handicapped monkey who barely knows how to move without flailing his arms around, so you ended uo with a raw steak with some chicken taped to it with some monkey piss on the steak for added flavour.

May 15, 2014 at 07:06PM EDT
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Granted, but you drop on a 12 year old who is off his pills

I wish Willy Wonka came to my house

May 15, 2014 at 07:21PM EDT
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Granted, but it’s a paradise for pedos. The island is full of sexually promiscuous 6-year olds who want you so hard. The cops stormed the island and you were arrested for child abduction and possible rape. You were shanked in your sleep while in prision.

I wish I had a device that made things edgier on a scale to “Spongebob” to “OW THE EDGE

May 15, 2014 at 07:38PM EDT
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Granted, but you are Forever Alone.

Derpy McHerplyFlerp: Granted, everyone keeps bothering you about borrowing it and you never get to use is on what you want.

I wish for coffee.

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May 15, 2014 at 07:38PM EDT
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Granted, but your coffee was made by a porn star, who likes his coffee how he likes women.

Full of semen.

I wish for a combustible lemon

May 15, 2014 at 07:50PM EDT
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Granted, it goes missing and you figure out the person who took was GARY FUCKING OAKS!

I wish mai waifu was real

May 15, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT
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Granted, she tries to kill you for food
I wish I owned pretty much every console that exists

May 15, 2014 at 08:05PM EDT
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Granted, but only the Virtual Boy works. Happy gaming!
I wish that I knew how to tell people how I feel about them.

May 15, 2014 at 08:07PM EDT
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Granted, but you can only do this while rubbing your crotch.

I wish Morgan Freeman was immortal and narrated my life

May 15, 2014 at 08:21PM EDT
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Granted, but he has cerebral palsy and crippling depression and only acts sassy when on heroin which is only making him die faster.

I wish my dick has helium inside it so I can fuck people up

May 15, 2014 at 08:37PM EDT
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Granted, it ends up exploding painfully 5 seconds later after your wish was granted
I wish i was not broke at the moment

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May 15, 2014 at 09:17PM EDT
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Granted, you decided to cosplay as Gundam and ended up wasting 1,000,000$ that could’ve fed forty families.

I wish new Dante exploded into original Dante

May 15, 2014 at 09:38PM EDT
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