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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 22, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
1526 posts from 180 users

Granted, but now you start punching babies to express shock

I wish that senpai would notice me…

Jun 01, 2014 at 10:53PM EDT

Granted, but he kills you for saying Senpai for the millionth fucking time.
I wish that the name Senpai be outlawed.

Jun 02, 2014 at 01:07AM EDT

Granted, no one can be named senpai, but the honorific still exists and becomes even more overused

Jun 02, 2014 at 01:22AM EDT

Granted. However, your life force has drained as a result for wishing more wishes.
I wish I had a lot of money so I can buy more toys.

Jun 02, 2014 at 10:21AM EDT

Granted but you got to buy so much toys that you become famous somehow ,famous enough to have you assasinated

I wish to know how it got burnt

Jun 02, 2014 at 10:50AM EDT

@Flamemario12 Granted, they’re all made with lead-based paints, brittle plastics, small parts, defective electronics, and all sorts of toy building no-nos. Try not to kill yourself.

@MrOcelot Granted, you tried to microwave it, a novice move for cooking bacon. you didn’t deserve it from the start.

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I wish for a Spiritual Successor to Auto Modellista. No, Drift City does not count.

Last edited Jun 02, 2014 at 10:55AM EDT
Jun 02, 2014 at 10:52AM EDT

Granted, but all copies are destroyed by EA, because it is the best game ever made. You have the last copy left. EA is hunting you down. You don’t have much time left. The copy is for X-Box One but you only have a Wii U in your safe house. It was all in vain.

I wish I could stop wishing wishes and do something productive with my life

Jun 02, 2014 at 12:58PM EDT

Granted, your new occupation is now “Genie”. Have fun with your new job!

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I wish for a 32-bit version of Watch Dogs.

Jun 02, 2014 at 01:01PM EDT

Granted, the next gen consoles can’t handle “bits” and they explode. Current gen owners brag about how their consoles aren’t killing them which causes the Fire Nation to attack since they all have next gen consoles. This causes what is now known as “The Great Console Wars”

I wish Ed Edd n Eddy came back

Jun 02, 2014 at 01:05PM EDT

Granted, φραντεδ βυτ γου δον’τ θνδερστανδ ςηατ λανγθαγε ιτ ισ ιν

I wish I had the best taco

Jun 02, 2014 at 01:25PM EDT

Granted, but you spill it and it ruins your shirt, which happens to be your favorite.
I wish for nuclear detonators.

Jun 02, 2014 at 02:16PM EDT

Granted, but I made that joke in this forum before so you get executed for copyright

I wish the next Persona 5 trailer would come out already

Jun 02, 2014 at 05:37PM EDT

Granted. The game is delayed for several months.

I wish i had the skills/supplies to make a pokemon B2/W2 ROM hack.

Jun 02, 2014 at 10:54PM EDT

Granted, it’s a Creepypasta. Quite the valiant use of your skills.

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I wish for a life. . . just like my Japanese animes!

Jun 02, 2014 at 11:24PM EDT


I wish they would stop playing me like a damn fiddle!

Jun 02, 2014 at 11:26PM EDT

granted now they played you like a basoon
I wish to be Nicholas cage

Jun 02, 2014 at 11:50PM EDT

Granted, but you are not able to play Half-Life 3.
I wish things would go as expected.

Jun 03, 2014 at 01:39AM EDT

Granted, but goats are like mushrooms.
I wish that if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.

Jun 03, 2014 at 01:40AM EDT

Granted, but the new laws of physics make the universe unstable and it implodes.
I wish celery tasted like chocolate.

Jun 03, 2014 at 05:11AM EDT

Granted but they taste like 5 year old chocolate
I wish for toasters from australia to invade antartica and a platypus to sucker punch hitler in the throat

Jun 03, 2014 at 07:28AM EDT

Granted, but you aren’t able to make stupid wishes anymore

I wish Elliot Rodger came back as a righteous pursuer of justice!

Jun 03, 2014 at 12:56PM EDT

Granted, you get internal bleeding instead

I wish Half Life 3 was an overpriced mobile game with awful microtransactions

Jun 03, 2014 at 06:26PM EDT

Granted, her corpse will appear on your doorstep whenever you eat something with more than 150 calories thar isn’t berry related.

I wish someone would post a picture of a nice ass in this fourm.

Jun 03, 2014 at 07:41PM EDT

Granted, le 9gag army takes over. and everyone gets cancer
I wish to be the. very best like everyone ever was

Jun 03, 2014 at 08:15PM EDT

Granted, but you lose your individuality and lose your way.

I wish someone would post a link to a really bad fanfiction. REALLY BAD! I want to read one.

Jun 03, 2014 at 08:29PM EDT

Granted. A fanfic tale recollecting the events of the love affair between OP and dicks, filled with wish fulfillment, Mary Sues, Nice Guys™, Neckbeards, hyper-unrealistic anatomy, and tons and tons of glopping! Too bad it’s written in an unknown language that no one understands!

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I wish I had art skills like Studio SHAFT.

Jun 03, 2014 at 10:25PM EDT

Granted, but you only draw little girls at weird angles

I wish Hoenn was never confirmed.

Jun 03, 2014 at 10:38PM EDT

Granted, half life 3 was confirmed instead
I wish for hollywood to make a good videogame movie and videgame companies to make good movie games

Jun 03, 2014 at 10:44PM EDT

Granted, but they get negative reviews anyway, causing them to stop being made

I wish Armin would stop being such a little bitch

Jun 03, 2014 at 10:48PM EDT

Granted, Armin becomes He-Armin, and proceeds to slay all the Titans using his godlike strength, tactical brilliance, and dashing good looks! There is nowhere for the show to go, thus bringing an abrupt end to it all. . .

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My B-Day’s coming up, I want cake.

Jun 04, 2014 at 12:57PM EDT

granted, but it is infested with xenomorphs, the flood, and necromorphs

I wish for my very own gundam

Jun 04, 2014 at 04:22PM EDT

Granted. It’s tiny, weak, and can’t take a hit.

I wish for fishnet stockings that never rip.

Jun 04, 2014 at 05:54PM EDT

Granted, but they can never come off your skin

I wish for infinite amounts of incorruptible wishes

Last edited Jun 04, 2014 at 10:07PM EDT
Jun 04, 2014 at 09:39PM EDT

Granted, but you get crushed under an avalanche of paint brushes and colored pencils.

I wish for my waifu to become real.

Last edited Jun 04, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT
Jun 04, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT

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