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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 28, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted. You get a sign that says “Something Sweet”

I wish I was steamed, and served on a side of melted butter.

Dec 02, 2013 at 03:29PM EST
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You are transported to a sauna where a massive orgy with dominatrix food fetishists is going on…but there’s no sexy women. Only senior obese men

I wish I could be bothered to get up and cook dinner right now. Getting hungry

Dec 03, 2013 at 01:00AM EST
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Granted, but now you literally can’t stop cooking, and everything you make is absolute tripe.
I wish for perfectly made key lime pies to start raining from the sky, and even more intensely in developing nations.

Dec 03, 2013 at 03:25PM EST

Granted. It kills you.
I wish for an exact clone of myself (no evil clone)

Dec 03, 2013 at 06:24PM EST
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The Die Hard battery has a ton of sequels with uncreative names.
I wish that everyone on DA was required to be older than 13.

Dec 06, 2013 at 07:22PM EST

Granted, but someone pulls out a mirror and you get hit instead.

I wish for the power of teleportation.

Dec 06, 2013 at 07:49PM EST
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Granted; you can only teleport a short distance and it takes more effort than actual walking.

I wish for ice cream.

Dec 06, 2013 at 09:23PM EST
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I wish for Chris-chan to grow some bualls.

Dec 08, 2013 at 03:32PM EST

You get a Nintendo 3DS, but the charger inserter breaks, and it costs $750 dollars to replace, so you only had two days of gameplay on the 3DS. You didn’t pay for warrenty.

I wish I had my own yacht that is unable to sink.

Last edited Dec 08, 2013 at 07:40PM EST
Dec 08, 2013 at 07:39PM EST
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Granted, you get hugged by a grizzly bear.

I wish I had my own video game series.

Last edited Dec 08, 2013 at 09:31PM EST
Dec 08, 2013 at 09:31PM EST
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Granted, it’s a failure, causing unsold copies to be buried.

I wish the KYM wiki was actually constructive.

Dec 08, 2013 at 09:38PM EST
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Granted, but you’re forced to spend that $20 at a Thrift Shop

I wish for snow.

Dec 09, 2013 at 07:29AM EST
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Granted, you one-pump-chump; everything that can go bad sexually does, except for pregnancy.

I wish for a roll of duct tape.

Dec 11, 2013 at 01:28PM EST
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I appears hundreds of feet above you in the sky, and it drops down on your head and breaks your skull.

I wish I could travel with The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Dec 11, 2013 at 03:03PM EST
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Granted. Genderbent and isn’t a time lord.
I want to be the universe without having to explode or deal with everyone’s problems.

Dec 11, 2013 at 04:53PM EST
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted; you go insane from loneliness.

I wish u mom com home and make teh spagheti

Granted. She goes but gets lost in the way and cooks teh spaghetti to some user else.

I want to be an amazing film director.

Dec 11, 2013 at 06:13PM EST
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Granted. All your films open against highly anticipated, big budget blockbusters; yours make no money and you are constantly robbed of the accolades you rightfully deserve.



Also hipsters hate them.

I wish for a new belt.

Dec 11, 2013 at 07:36PM EST
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted. All your films open against highly anticipated, big budget blockbusters; yours make no money and you are constantly robbed of the accolades you rightfully deserve.



Also hipsters hate them.

I wish for a new belt.

Granted. You are now in the ring with Silva

…you need to beat him to get it.

I wish for Half Life Episode 3

Dec 11, 2013 at 08:00PM EST
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Granted. It has no wheels.

I wish for Dark Souls 2.

Dec 11, 2013 at 08:57PM EST
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Granted. It’s made by WildgameStudios and Published by EA with pisstons of scams and freemium
I wish for Gabe Newell’s genius.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:07PM EST
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yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Granted; you go insane from loneliness.

I wish u mom com home and make teh spagheti

>go insane from the loneliness
>is the universe
>litterally billions of galaxies, stars, nebulas, suns, and other galactic formations around me

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:09PM EST
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Granted. You get Gabe Newell’s superb game making skills, but your company gets bought out by EA.
I wish for my jar of strawberry jelly to open right now.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:16PM EST
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A Furry wrote:

Granted. You get Gabe Newell’s superb game making skills, but your company gets bought out by EA.
I wish for my jar of strawberry jelly to open right now.

What if I just deny it because fuck EA?
It opens, but it’s filled with my semen.
I wish for EA to die.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:19PM EST
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Granted. EA dies but their legacy keeps until the end of the days. Now all the games has microtransactions.

I wish for more Kill la Kill episodes.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:28PM EST
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Granted. They all suck ass.
I want everything EA has done to instantly vanish from the world. EVERYTHING. Even their legacy.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:31PM EST
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Granted…but then there’s this one guy who loves them a bit too much left.

I wish for him to die a painful death.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:35PM EST
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Granted, but now you carry the last legacy of EA.

I wish we can stop talking about EA.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:39PM EST
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Granted, we are now talking about [insert video game company here]


I wish for an infinite supply of bacon.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:50PM EST
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Granted, the bacon is old, rotten, smelly, out of date, covered in demon shit, and is made of kebab
I wish we can get back on topic of EA.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:52PM EST
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Sadly, granted. Now EA is our favorite videogame company and we all die

I wish bananas.

Dec 11, 2013 at 09:55PM EST
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Granted.
EA EA EA MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT DEAD SPACE DEAD SPACE NEED FOR SPEED NEED FOR SPEED EA EA EA MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT DEAD SPACE DEAD SPACE NEED FOR SPEED NEED FOR SPEED EA EA EA MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT DEAD SPACE DEAD SPACE NEED FOR SPEED NEED FOR SPEED EA EA EA MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT DEAD SPACE DEAD SPACE NEED FOR SPEED NEED FOR SPEED
Happy now?
ninja’ed
Granted, its rotten.


I wish pc fags would stop blabbering about PCs being better than consoles. inb4 downvotes

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Dec 11, 2013 at 09:56PM EST
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Granted. PC fags become the new master race.

I wish Super Robo Jesus confirmed.

Dec 11, 2013 at 10:06PM EST
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