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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Jul 03, 2014 at 12:19AM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted, you can now manipulate your skeleton.
I wish I had more RAM for my pc

Jan 27, 2014 at 11:51PM EST
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Granted,you have pancakes that tastes like asparagus
I wish for waffles(yes,I mean carrots)

Jan 28, 2014 at 09:49AM EST
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Look behind the waffle.

I wish for TIME AND SPACE

Last edited Jan 28, 2014 at 08:38PM EST
Jan 28, 2014 at 08:37PM EST
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granted but you suffocate to death

I wish the English language language had a gender-neutral pronoun

Jan 29, 2014 at 11:06AM EST

Granted, but the pizza is now aggressive.

I wish to be the leader of my own civilization.

Jan 29, 2014 at 07:15PM EST
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Gravity Man wrote:

Granted- too much hot sauce.
I wish Justin Bieber would be deported.

He was sent back, then he broke the Canadian Laws. Where to deport him next?
I wish I’ve never met TARDISES

Jan 29, 2014 at 09:05PM EST
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Granted, instead of meeting TARDISES you’re sold to, and ultimately murdered by Somali pirates.

I wish for whiskey.

Jan 30, 2014 at 12:12PM EST
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Granted, but after whiskey, you must challenge a russian in vodka drinking competition.
I wish senpai notice me soon.

Jan 30, 2014 at 01:06PM EST
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Granted. Senpai is dating your rival and there for thinks you’re a crazy asshole.

I wish for a Fender Stratocaster.

Jan 30, 2014 at 06:02PM EST
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Granted; your eating schedule is now off track.
I wish for the old Youtube.

Feb 02, 2014 at 09:03AM EST
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Granted,the old Youtube will make your computer slow
I wish for lulz

Feb 02, 2014 at 10:08AM EST
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You get an overused phrase.

I wish for pokebank to be released.

Feb 02, 2014 at 02:15PM EST
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Granted, but wherever country you live in doesn’t get it.

I wish for my writers block to just go away.

Feb 03, 2014 at 03:28AM EST
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Granted. You write horrible stories.
I wish I had the ability to become a zangoose temporarily.

Feb 03, 2014 at 01:56PM EST
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Granted, but the T-bone steak became aggressive and beheaded your waiter. Wait a second-

. . .

I wish I could go back in time and become the first member of every web site I’ve ever visited, thus possibly gaining a memetic status for it.

Last edited Feb 03, 2014 at 10:47PM EST
Feb 03, 2014 at 10:23PM EST
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Granted. However, you go eternally blind, never able to see your status or your prestige and go deep into madness.

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I wish I was Lord Protector of Michigan.

Feb 04, 2014 at 04:24PM EST
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Whoops! I seem to have corrupted a wish without making one of my own, and have thus broken my own rule…

Sorry about that.


@Chickenhound the Cruel:

Granted. You are now Lord Protector of Michigan. Your goal: protect it from one of the most powerful man-made objects in existence:

Good luck.

I wish I could rule multi-galactic empire.

Feb 04, 2014 at 11:22PM EST
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Granted, but they’re moldy.
I wish i had lucid dreams more often.

Feb 05, 2014 at 02:46PM EST

Granted, but you’re always wearing very tacky pants.

I wish I knew that earlier.

Feb 10, 2014 at 09:28AM EST
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Granted, but now you feel ugly.

I wish Falcon’s Fury at Busch Gardens would be open in time for February Vacation.

Feb 10, 2014 at 11:38AM EST

Granted, but you didn’t have any to begin with.

I wish it was your turn. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

Feb 26, 2014 at 12:59PM EST
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Granted, but Serbia takes over the entire world.

I wish Poland could into space.

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 03:21PM EST
Feb 26, 2014 at 03:20PM EST
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Granted, but they’re on this awkward television show on Animal Planet.

I wish I had an average, normal, and blank sheet of paper.

Feb 27, 2014 at 10:07AM EST
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Granted, but they’re stale instead.

I wish I had some Chocolate Covered Strawberries right now.

Feb 28, 2014 at 11:19AM EST

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