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Would You Rather?

Last posted Jan 15, 2014 at 10:40PM EST. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
202 conversations with 67 participants

@Digoxin

What’s with the painful choices?

Sadism


I’ll go with the Oscar. Hardly anybody cares about either but I think people care about the oscars more

Toilet seat up or toilet seat down?

Nov 29, 2013 at 06:39AM EST
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Down. I don’t truly care either way, but it’s better to go to the bathroom and not find the seat up after someone’s just done their business.

Start an argument with an SJW on Tumblr, or browse through /b/ for one hour straight?

Nov 29, 2013 at 08:25PM EST
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Browse /b/. SJWs are immeasurably more obnoxious than 4chan could ever hope to be.

Nov 29, 2013 at 09:24PM EST
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YNG did not offer a choice so I will make one for him:

Would you rather be awesome or awesome?

We’ll that’s a tough choice there YNG, The Grey. But I think I’ll go with awesome.


Would you rather spend he rest of your life eating only plan salads with no mayo OR the rest of your life eating only turducken soaked in grease

Nov 29, 2013 at 09:42PM EST
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I’ll go with the salads.

Would you rather listen to the entire discography of Justin Bieber or watch every episode of Jersey Shore?

Nov 29, 2013 at 11:12PM EST
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I’d watch every episode of JS. At least I can laugh at how dramatic and ridiculous the show is.

Would you rather fight an angry, drunken (but not impaired) Andre the Giant (if he was still alive) or run through Harlem in blackface?

Last edited Nov 30, 2013 at 04:38AM EST
Nov 30, 2013 at 04:38AM EST
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Harlem. You didn’t specify which Harlem so I’m running across a street called Harlem Avenue that’s in my neighborhood.

Would you rather have a SNES or Sega Genesis?

Nov 30, 2013 at 10:37AM EST
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SNES. I already have like 2 Sega genesis’s…

Would you rather be crushed by a ton of feathers or a ton of elephants?

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:03PM EST
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WutHaveIDone wrote:

Down. I don’t truly care either way, but it’s better to go to the bathroom and not find the seat up after someone’s just done their business.

Start an argument with an SJW on Tumblr, or browse through /b/ for one hour straight?

Mind if I ask what an SJW is?

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:08PM EST
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A ton of feathers. They would just spread out and fall around me.

Would you rather be forced to walk around naked with all of your family members for an hour or be forced to wear clothes non stop for a week?

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:09PM EST
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Wear Clothes.

Would you rather be forced to browse 9gag for 2 hours straight everyday, or the bad part of DeviantArt for 2 hours everyday.

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:44PM EST
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Ninja’d! Probably browse 9gag. I’ll lose faith in humanity at a far slower pace there than Deviantart.
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Would you rather be Spiderman for a month or Batman for a week?

Last edited Dec 01, 2013 at 07:48PM EST
Dec 01, 2013 at 07:45PM EST
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Batman.

Would you rather go to Hell for eternity or Heaven for eternity? Assuming they exist.

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:51PM EST
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Jakku: The Natural Born Nerd wrote:

Mind if I ask what an SJW is?

“Social Justice Warrior.”

Dec 01, 2013 at 07:52PM EST
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randomly bombards in Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?

Dec 01, 2013 at 08:33PM EST
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@Lori S – You didn’t answer the prior question, but I’ll answer yours.

Eat a stick of butter. I would get hurt really badly if I snorted salt, but the butter would just make me a bit sick.

Would you rather eat a snail, or listen to this song on repeat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCyp614J20A

Dec 01, 2013 at 09:21PM EST
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hand me the fucking snail

will you rather have an lvl 1 lucardo or lvl 100 magikarp

Dec 01, 2013 at 09:56PM EST
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LVL 100 MAGIKARP!!!!!!1!!1!111

Would you rather have an Xbox One or a Wii U?

Dec 01, 2013 at 10:09PM EST
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Xbox One. I could just sell it and get a few hundred bucks.

Would you rather be scolded by your school principal in front of your parents, or be forced to apologize to a teacher in the middle of a class (full with 30 students)?

Dec 01, 2013 at 10:56PM EST
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I’d go for the latter--it isn’t as humilating as the first one.

Would you rather be forced to play Just Dance 2 every day for 6 hours straight for one year(you can still eat and go to the bathroom, though), or become a character on Family Guy?

Dec 01, 2013 at 11:32PM EST
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Family Guy. At least then I can hide my passion of just dance 2 for a few more years Have some free time.

Would you rather literally do nothing a hour every day for a year or be forced to play any Kinect game of your choice for two hours everyday for three years.

Dec 01, 2013 at 11:49PM EST
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Do nothing for one hour. If I couldn’t do anything, I literally wouldn’t be able to think about or comprehend myself doing nothing.

Would you rather stick your penis into a beehive for 30 seconds or an anthill for 30 seconds? Assuming you’re allergic to neither one.

Dec 01, 2013 at 11:55PM EST
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Ants. Assuming it’s a regular anthill, not fireants or army ants, etc, they won’t actually do anything. They should just run around acting confused.

Bees on the other hand will immediately think “fuck this dick” and shove their asses on it

….wait, what the hell did I just write?


Would you rather drink sewer water or rotten milk

Dec 02, 2013 at 12:04AM EST
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WutHaveIDone wrote:

Do nothing for one hour. If I couldn’t do anything, I literally wouldn’t be able to think about or comprehend myself doing nothing.

Would you rather stick your penis into a beehive for 30 seconds or an anthill for 30 seconds? Assuming you’re allergic to neither one.

Give them both the D.

“Would you rather drink sewer water or rotten milk?”
Rotten milk; at least I know what I am drinking.

Would you fight a Bear or a steroid injected Colonel Sanders in mortal combat?

Last edited Dec 02, 2013 at 12:25AM EST
Dec 02, 2013 at 12:17AM EST
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Colonel Sanders since he’s dead.

Would you rather be Jar Jar Bink’s spouse (even if you’re male) for a year & gain $100, or become a billionaire for the rest of your life?

Dec 02, 2013 at 12:31AM EST
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Billionaire for the rest of your life.

Would you rather record and produce a one hit wonder or star in only one film?

Dec 02, 2013 at 12:37AM EST
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Star in one film. More people would remember me.

Would you rather bathe in hot wax (150 degrees F.) for 10 minutes naked, or play dodgeball (with basketballs) against 20 of the best NFL players (with you naked & alone) for 30 minutes?

Last edited Dec 02, 2013 at 01:01AM EST
Dec 02, 2013 at 01:01AM EST
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Dodgeball, definately.
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Would you rather swap bodies with your favorite actor or your favorite animal?

Dec 02, 2013 at 12:57PM EST
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Favourite animal. #sloth4life

Would you rather be able to run at 100 miles per hour, Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

Dec 02, 2013 at 06:00PM EST
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Fly. I could scare the shit out of people by flying above them. Besides, now I can climb buildings, and never fall!

Would you rather never have any sexual contact in your life (sex, beating the meat, etc.) but be horny all the time, or live in a a mansion with unlimited wishes & money, but never get to leave the solar system (and no, wishes cannot undue this)?

Dec 02, 2013 at 06:13PM EST
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Live in a a mansion with unlimited wishes & money, but never get to leave the solar system… I have unlimited wishes, right? I’ll just wish up some new earths!

Would you rather Eat a pinecone? Or poop a pinecone?

Just remember, the spikes on a pinecone…

Dec 02, 2013 at 06:21PM EST
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I rather eat the pine cone thank you very much.

Would you rather walk alone in a random forest with Slenderman hunting you down or have Freddy Krueger haunting you in your dreams?

Dec 02, 2013 at 06:28PM EST
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Slenderman probably. You At least have a better chance of escaping.
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Would you rather gain the ability to travel to the world of a Disney (or Pixar) movie, or would you rather be able to travel to the world of a Dreamworks movie?

Dec 02, 2013 at 07:21PM EST
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Paul Walker, at least the guy actually exists unlike Brain.

Would you rather spend the day with Tomoko from Watamote or spend the rest of your life Bella Swan.

Dec 03, 2013 at 05:12AM EST
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Tomoko. She’s hot.

Would you rather spend $10 a month to use YouTube, or be paid $10 a month to use Vimeo? You can only use the one site, and cannot visit the other during that time.

Dec 03, 2013 at 07:19PM EST
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Be paid $10 a month to use Vimeo.

I know it’s not youtube, but it’s still acceptable?

Assuming you are a 10 year old boy, would you rather spend the day with the pope or Michael Jackson?

Dec 04, 2013 at 05:31PM EST
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Michael Jackson because he’s dead. Besides, there have been dozens of popes (I don’t know which one would be the worst).

Would you rather get pantsed in front of your high school crush while in a large crowd (100+ people) or have to wear a diaper for 15 minutes while running around in a movie theatre parking lot (in broad daylight)?

Last edited Dec 04, 2013 at 07:25PM EST
Dec 04, 2013 at 07:25PM EST
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I’ll take the pantsing. People forget that quicker.


Would you rather run through a bull stampede or drive down the wrong side of the highway?

Dec 05, 2013 at 01:40AM EST
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F*ck da police.


Live in a world inhabited by Nintendo characters or inhabited by every other video game character?

Dec 05, 2013 at 03:30AM EST
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That .gif looped surprisingly well…

Every other Video Game Character. Dunno why, just do.

Would you rather meet your great grandparents (Pre 1800) or great grandchildren (Post 2200)?

Dec 05, 2013 at 05:07AM EST
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Rukario McFly wrote:

That .gif looped surprisingly well…

Every other Video Game Character. Dunno why, just do.

Would you rather meet your great grandparents (Pre 1800) or great grandchildren (Post 2200)?

Great grandchildren. I love the future.

Would you rather stay in the Sahara Desert for an hour wearing all black and a winter coat that you cannot take off, or stay in the Arctic Tundra for an hour wearing nothing but a t-shirt and boxer shorts?

Dec 06, 2013 at 04:30PM EST
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arctic because polar bears have like fur

will you rather dry hump a moving motorcycle or teabag a trap door spider

Dec 06, 2013 at 06:16PM EST
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Teabag the trapdoor spider. They aren’t deadly and it would be for a second.

Would you rather hold your breath underwater in horchata sauce (like this ) or spend an entire day with 10 psychopathic killers from ADX Florence, but you get to choose?

Last edited Dec 06, 2013 at 07:42PM EST
Dec 06, 2013 at 07:42PM EST
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Horchata sauce.

Would you rather be a mod or be the best clone ever.

Dec 14, 2013 at 10:12AM EST

Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Be a mod.

Would you rather get Dave’s brain in a can or suck dicks for a living?

Get bra1n 1n a can.

Would you rather get h1t by a Nokia 3310 or a Falcon Punch?

Dec 16, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
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Dakota. Been to Carolina.
Would you rather go back in time to the inquisition, with no money or anything…
OR
Go back to the dinosaur era with an AK-47 and a pistol. You’ll go back in 3 days.

Dec 17, 2013 at 11:52PM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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