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Would You Rather?

Last posted Jan 15, 2014 at 10:40PM EST. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
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Dinosaur Era…always wanted to eat dinosaur meat….hunting time! All I need to do is to preserve my ammo.

Would you rather get violated and raped by Barney the purple dinosaur or be forced to eat a bunch of dead babies?

Dec 18, 2013 at 12:15AM EST

Eat the dead babies.

Would you rather get punched by Broly or get cut by Rorona Zoro?

Dec 19, 2013 at 10:36PM EST

I would get punched by Broly please! Broly is amazing. It would be totally worth it.

Would you rather have sex with Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman?

Dec 19, 2013 at 10:44PM EST

Michelle Bachmann. I feel like she’d be more gentle.

Would you rather…

Rule the Internet as its one true master.


Rule a rather large (but bankrupt and damaged) nation.

Dec 19, 2013 at 11:07PM EST

Rule the Internet.

Would you rather be stuck on Reddit for the rest of your life or stuck on Funnyjunk for the rest of your life?

Dec 19, 2013 at 11:29PM EST

Be a dick.

Would you rather suck dicks for a living or cut other people’s balls off for a living?

Dec 20, 2013 at 12:27PM EST

(sigh) I think I’ll choose to cut off other’s balls.

Would you rather see every cupcake as a baby, or every baby as a cupcake?

Dec 20, 2013 at 01:53PM EST

See cupcakes as babies.

Would you rather…

Get a rim job…

Or get a rimjob?

Last edited Dec 20, 2013 at 07:49PM EST
Dec 20, 2013 at 07:47PM EST

My car can only take standard hubcaps so the latter please.

Would you like BBQ sauce or Aoli on your Chicken Nuggets?

Dec 20, 2013 at 08:32PM EST

I hate both of these sauces. I think i’ll go with BBQ.
Seriously.. Way way better than garlic.

Would you rather be able to fly or be elastic?

Last edited Dec 20, 2013 at 09:03PM EST
Dec 20, 2013 at 09:02PM EST

Alex Mercer wrote:

I hate both of these sauces. I think i’ll go with BBQ.
Seriously.. Way way better than garlic.

Would you rather be able to fly or be elastic?

I wanna fly. I mean, who doesn’t?!
K’, would you rather be an Pirate or a Samurai?

Dec 20, 2013 at 09:06PM EST

Samurai, I have a katana anyways….Plus they’re more skilled :)

Would you rather get your balls put in a blender that is turnedon or jump off a cliff and have your balls land on the tip of the Eiffel Tower?

Dec 22, 2013 at 04:38AM EST

Get my balls land on Eiffel Tower. At least it will be intact.

WOULD YOU RATHER ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE or only type in lowercase?

Dec 22, 2013 at 05:18AM EST



Dec 22, 2013 at 03:28PM EST

i think i would rather have my balls smashed by thor’s hammer
would you rather suck OP or read a wall of text?

Dec 22, 2013 at 04:42PM EST

Read a wall of text. It could be one letter of text and still take up a wall.

Would you rather have a troll face as your real face for the rest of your life, or be Christian Weston Chandler for the rest of your life?

Dec 22, 2013 at 07:31PM EST

I’ll be a true troll then.
Would you rather eat only Surströmming for a month, or eat everything with Sriracha?

Dec 23, 2013 at 07:22AM EST

Eat everything with Sriracha.

Would you rather be forced to tell 100 Christian kids that Santa isn’t real or tell 25 Jewish kids that Hitler is still alive?

Last edited Dec 23, 2013 at 07:32AM EST
Dec 23, 2013 at 07:32AM EST

Tough one. Have to go with the christians.

Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Dec 23, 2013 at 08:07PM EST

Hiccups all the way

Would you rather fight a ghost with your bare fist or fight a shark with a spork?

Dec 31, 2013 at 07:56PM EST

I’ll fight the ghost. Pick a fight with a shark and you’re screwed. At least you could escape if you’re losing to the ghost.

Would you rather visit the world of Earthbound/Mother, or would you rather visit the Mushroom Kingdom?

Dec 31, 2013 at 09:38PM EST

Mushroom Kingdom.
Would you rather passionately kiss your biggest enemy or your father?

Dec 31, 2013 at 09:41PM EST


Would you rather have a speach impediment or take a shit at everyone you meet?

Dec 31, 2013 at 09:47PM EST

Speech impediment.

would you rather watch Batman & Robin or watch Superman IV?

Last edited Jan 01, 2014 at 07:41AM EST
Jan 01, 2014 at 07:40AM EST

Probably go with Batman and Robin, it’s “funny” bad IMO.

Would you rather replace Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings and go destroy the One Ring, or replace Luke Skywalker in Star Wars?

Jan 01, 2014 at 12:06PM EST

Both of them have a good storyline, I guess replacing i’m replacing Frodo Baggins.

Would you rather get a faggot or become a faggot?

Jan 01, 2014 at 12:45PM EST

Get a faggot?

Would you rather always feel extremely hot or extremely cold?

Jan 01, 2014 at 03:05PM EST

Extremely cold.

Would you rather be Aquaman or Beast?

Jan 01, 2014 at 03:12PM EST

Sneeze fire

Would you rather read Twilight or read 50 shades of grey?

Last edited Jan 02, 2014 at 12:30PM EST
Jan 02, 2014 at 12:28PM EST

50 charging cannibals, easy enough if i got a shotgun and smg

Would you rather scrub people’s balls for a living or clean the whole empire state building with only a toothbrush as a living?

Jan 02, 2014 at 11:26PM EST

Empire state building because I would scrub with a toothbrush and get paid for it.

Zombie Apocalypse or Alien Invasion?

Jan 05, 2014 at 01:54PM EST

Zombies cause realistically speaking if aliens ever invade the earth then humanity is fucked.

Would you rather stop an eldritch abomination from devouring all of reality by sacrificing all life on earth, expect yours or do you join the cosmic horror and become it’s eternal servant as it devours the earth?

Jan 05, 2014 at 02:46PM EST

Earth dies either way so I might as well not let its death go in vane, I choose to stop the eldritch abomination.

Would you rather live forever but can still take bodily harm and die from wounds or would you rather be invincible but still age?

Jan 05, 2014 at 07:37PM EST

I’d go for Yveltal. I’m pretty sure that Yveltal(s) can fly, so that’s good.

Would you rather be an Enderman or become any Touhou character of your choice?

Jan 05, 2014 at 09:06PM EST

I’d become a Marisa and Master Spark my enemies in their face.
Would you rather learn a Pokemon move or learn a DoTA skill?

Jan 05, 2014 at 09:50PM EST

Never played DoTA so I’d rather learn Shadow Force to pull pranks and easily escape trouble!

Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island or lost in a jungle, both options also come with being stranded/lost with any KYM user of your choice.

Jan 06, 2014 at 10:22PM EST

I’d be lost in a jungle.

Would you rather lose the ability to smell or lose the ability to taste?

Jan 07, 2014 at 12:06AM EST

Lose the ability to taste.

Would you rather twerk for ten hours or take 1,000 selfies in a row.

Jan 07, 2014 at 12:24AM EST

1000 selfies would be over a lot faster depending on how fast you take the pictures, so let’s go with that.

Would you rather have to eat at Red Robin for lunch every day for the rest of your life


Would you rather have to eat at Cracker Barrel for supper for the rest of your life?

Jan 07, 2014 at 12:07PM EST

Red Robin. Yum? Maybe.

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Go through LAX’s metal detection as a hardcore medieval knight RP’er
Volunteer as one of Microsoft’s demonstrative actors showing off yet another gimmicky, buggy, poorly thought iteration of the o̶v̶e̶r̶h̶y̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶b̶c̶a̶m̶ Kinect?

Jan 07, 2014 at 10:37PM EST

Volunteer at Microsoft. They’ll credit me, right?

Would you rather refer to yourself in third person all the time or never say your name again?

Jan 08, 2014 at 10:15AM EST

Never say my name again. I can just write it down for people or wear a “Hello, my name is X” sticker all the time!
Would you rather watch the entire Doctor Who Series (From the first episode to the new ones) nonstop, or would you rather watch the entire Simpsons series nonstop?

Jan 08, 2014 at 12:15PM EST

I pick Doctor Who.

Would you rather be locked up with The Joker in a cell or would you rather be stranded on a planet inhabited by insane Daleks?

Jan 08, 2014 at 01:34PM EST

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