Q: can you divide by zero?
Q: can you divide by zero?
A:Only if you know the coooode
Q:How many cats in a pear tree?
A: just enough.
Q: What is the best thing ever?
WHAT IS LOOVEE?
Q: Release date for aforementioned game?
Q: why me?
A: cuz your 12 yr old and what is this?
Q: How did you answer so fast?
A: because im not a 12 year old.
Q: what is 1 divided by zero equal/equal to?
Q:Why is this cat so fat?
A: because it eats too much food.
Q: what is this? W
A: A reversed M.
Q: I COUGHED!! WHAT DO I DO PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR?!?!?!?
A; YOU MUST DIE. ( and no its not. its a dead one of these M)
Q: what is the cake?
A: A lie.
Q: How Do I get to it?
A: by eating ze cake.
Q: when is it my time?
A: After you read this in my voice.
Q: This is not a question. Answer it Regardless.
Q: Why cant the new Touhou game come out already?
A: What is this game of which you speak?
Q: What is this game of which you speak?
See what I did there?
Q: Where are the cows?
A: Inside their stomachs.
Q: You recently joined?
Q: how do i divide by zero?
A: OH SHI-
Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A: i dont know how to answer that
Q: THE GAME?
A: Depends. Are you Buddhist, Christian, or Hindu?
Q: Why is it called asteroids when it’s in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids when it’s in your ass?
Q: WHAT IS LOVE?
The cake. Too bad you’re nerds and you don’t get love, or cake, since it’s A LIE!!!!
What’s with the badgers?
A: They have squaids.
Q: What is this?
A: a dead one of these: M
Q: is the cake a lie?
A:No its not,it was in the freezing since christmas.
Q:What is the meaning of life?
A: 42. Easy.
Q: Where did the wheel come from?
A: From the repair garage.
Q: Where did the wheel go?
A: It crossed the road with the chicken.
Q: Why is Snufkin better than the Moomintroll?
A: because it sounds gayer then the Moomintroll
Q: Caterpillars? In My Vagina?
A: Because Gowadera is on T.V.
Q. What is she saying?
A:How now brown cow?
A:no I am full.
Q: why would you shoot a hole in your wall?
A: it egged me on
B: how now brown cow?
A: Cow Brown Now How!
Q: WHAT IS A MAN!?
A: The term man is derived from Old English man, meaning “person”. The Old English form was usually not gender-specific, except when it meant “soldier” or similar. It could also be used in specifically feminine contexts; for example, English woman is derived from Old English wifman meaning “female person”. Old English used a different word, wer, to mean “man”.
The Old English form is derived from Proto-Germanic mannaz, “person”, which is also the etonym of German Mann “man, husband” and man “one” (pronoun), Old Norse maðr, and Gothic manna. According to Tacitus, the mythological progenitor of the Germanic tribes was called Mannus. The Germanic form is in turn derived from the Proto-Indo-European root *manu-s “man, person”, which is also the root of the Indian name Manu, mythological progenitor of the Hindus. Linguists suspect this in turn is connected with a different PIE root, *men-, meaning “to think”, which is also the source of English mean, German Minne (“love”), and the Latin words from which English has borrowed mental, mind and remember.
Q:How much moar should i lurk?
A: Waaaay moar
Q: why did she sell sea shells by the sea shore
A: She hated them.
Q: How did she get the sea shells that she sells by the sea shore?
A:She never did, the shells gave her teh CANCER
Q:How is GOD?
A: He’s fine. Thanks for asking.
Q: You down with OPP?
Q:Can you break these cuffs?
Q:Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE?!?!?!???
A&Q:WAT DO YOU WANT?
A: I want 599 U.S. dollars.
Q: Why can’t we have Hotel Luigi?
A: Because the voices in your head said “No.”
Q: Why did I find my best friend’s shoe in the toilet this morning?
A:Because he was drunk, broke in, and thought is was effing funny to put a shoe in your toilet.
Q:What is my middle name?