Q: How is babby formed?
A: “…It always starts the same: with a boy and a girl and a
huh and a game.” ~Lady Gaga
Q: Do people die if they are killed?
A: No, because they did a barrel roll.
Q: When did Slippy lose his hormones?
A: But nobody dies in Bleach.
Q: Is this a stupid qiestion?
EDIT: inb4 Real Genius
A: (to Real Genious) when he went to Africa
A: (to Blah) if the boot fits
Q: how many fingers do you have on one hand?
A: depends if im masturbating
Q:Do you know?
A: That is a stupid question. Everyone says “five” and then the asker says “Ha, ur is N00B, 4 fingerz, 1 thumb, dumbazz.”
Q: Am I a bad person to say Bo-BoBo is the only manga I read?
@ average joe
Q: is there a god?
A: Right here
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
B: What would happen if Adam Savage decided to be serious?
A: we would change his name to Adam Goofy
Q:How many cents are in a dollar?
No Q or A here but I just have to say, I am amazed someone other tham me knows that stick joke.
A: No sense at all.
Q: Why does Duke Nukem chew bubblegum?
Q: Because he’s all out of ass
A: Can you masturbate free-handed?
A:only if the hooker is really ugly
Q:Do you liek mudkipS?
A: I LIKE CAKE!
Q: What would happen if Father Jack didn’t want any drink?
A: Maybe CandleJack will give him the ropes coz tha
A: then he wouldnt have any drink
Q: who likes pancakes?
A: waffles FTW
Q: ?won tahW
Q: “It’s good that the sprinklers came on, or else you would have had a good fire.” “What kind of fire is a good fire.”
I wonder, what kind of fire is a good fire. Bonus points if you know what book that’s from.
A: any fire spelled with f’s, y’s, and a’s. dunno tha book.
Q: Am I evil?
Q: Why are Sauron and Skynet dating?
1. I love that page
2. I love that site
A: You see, sometimes, a man has strange feelings for other men, instead of women. It’s not bad, just different.
Q: Why didn’t I use my umbrella?
A: Because you’re not Rihanna.
Q: What would the letters in XD mean if they weren’t an emoticon?
A: Pokèmon eXtra Dimension:Gale of Darkness.
Q:Why am I asking this question?
A. because you feel that if you make enough friends on the internet you can prove your parents wrong about you having no friends and being alone in your basement on the computer and playing superman 64 for days and days at a time.
Q. it can be buzzkill tiem now?
A: You are hoping desperately that somebody holds the key to enlightenment that will open the door to knowledge and, thus, produce answers to the questions which linger at the back of your subconsciousness.
edit: Oh Redspear…dived in before me…
A: Only if you’ve done your homework!
Q: Is it just me, or does Shoop da Whoop have subtle rascist connotations to which I have only just become aware of?
A. it’s just you
A: Again with the racism: KKKool-aid!
Q: What is in my pocket?
A: a wocket
Q: why am i so bald?
A: Because you do not know who you are.
Q: IS 2+2=?
Q. remember me?
A: Yeah, you’re that black dude from Metroid Fission.
Q: What does GlaDoS think when she realizes she can’t eat cake?
A: “Dammit. Maybe pie next time…”
Q: What do you think people try to accomplish with site raids? They obviously don’t do anything but waste time. Seriously, people these days…
A: They try for lulz. But in this case it wasnt even lulzy. In any perspective. They all just BAWWWWW
Q: What happens when Touhou and HL2 collide?
A. Sheer awesomeness.
Q. How does the mind work?
A: Kind of like a bunch of clocks stacked on top of each other.
Q: Where do you live?
A. Modesto, California.
Q. Why is AT&T’s pricing structure so screwy?
A. Because they ran out of nails.
Q. If I eat batteries, can I TASER someone with my farts?
Q. What is the square root of a negative integer?
A. pickle monster
Q. should i sleep now?
A:Sleep is for women and children.
Q:If you were a pastry,what would you be?
A: A donut.
Q: Should I start writing my history essay?
A. Depends. If it’s later than 2:00 a.m., yes.
Q. Why do people use Internet Explorer?
Wow you guys are fast!
Q. If you are traveling faster than the speed of light, would tachyons be observable?
A: space racoon
q: what the heck is that thing in tristans avvy
A: IM THE PRETTY PRINCE OF PARTIES. YOURE A YUMMY PIECE OF PASTRY. SO DELIGHTFULLY FLAKY
Q: Are cheerios donut seeds?
A: Your mother.
Q: Should everyone slow down on replying to this thread?
A: NO WAI
Q: OK I DONT KNOW.SHOULD WE?
Q. Will Google take over the world?