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Yes, it's me! The ever-so-famous Money craving crab you all know and love!
Now, are you just gonna stand there or ask me questions, because there's a standing fee.

What is the fastest way to awaken the Great Old Ones without waiting for the stars to be right?

Use the legendary alarm clock!
But that's too expensive, so I'm not doing it.

Who is your favourite employee?

Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

What's the secrete recipe for the Krabby patty? No, I'm not plankton
Adjusts mustache

Do you think Squidward smells?

Can i have a raise Mr. Krabs?

What's your opinion about lobsters and other crustaceans~?

Do you believe in magic, Mr. Crabs?

If I theoretically summed six arch demons, what kind of cheese should I serve them?

Can I see Krabby the Clown, now?

What other reason than having Big Meaty Claws do if not just attracting mates.

If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

Who's employee of the month?

Who's employee of the month?

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli?

Spongebob, of course! He keeps the Krusty krab running!

Wizardry is too expensive! Have you SEEN how much Spellbooks and wands cost?

You wanna know how I'm feeling?

Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!

First, start of with an It's, then put on a called, then the, then fucking, secret, recipe, for, a, then top it off with Reason. Viola! You got a Krabby patty!

Very much.

No..

Do you smell a smelly smell? A smelly smell that smells smelly?

There's a reason the Krusty Krab is a lobster trap.

I tried to spawn gold when I was ten years old. Sadly, it failed and I spawned a golden retriever. It exists.

Why don't you diversify and expand your operations by incorporating and launching franchises to reach new customer bases in new, untapped markets that would generate increased revenue while minimizing overhead?

May I adjust the thermostat? It's freezing in here!

Shhhhhhhh! Don't say that! Mr. Krabs is deathly afraid of "investment". It makes him cry.

What's your favorite meme?

I think they like Swiss cheese, but I can't confirm that.

What's your relationship with Pearl and was she adopted?

Are you a robot?

What's your opinion on squeaky boots?

They're for holding me money!
And they're also good fighting tools, but I rarely use me claws for that matter.

Do you remember these lyrics?

Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Bi?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Ba?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bi Ba?

Maybe this will shed some light here.

We…
Uh….
Pass?

I decided to give Squidward a chance this month.

No..

Oh, well, um… you're… you're beautiful.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

A smelly smell smell…
ANCHOVIES!!!!

How do you feel about the current Spongebob?