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How Big is Your Porn Collection? [Maybe NSFW]

Last posted Feb 26, 2014 at 12:19AM EST. Added Feb 22, 2014 at 10:26PM EST
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Some time ago I noticed I had about 15.7 GB worth of porn and thought, “do I really need that much porn?” So I started deleting and editing down some of it, and was able to bring it down to around 13.4 GB. Then I thought, “how big is everyone else’s porn collection?” So how big is it?

Feb 22, 2014 at 10:26PM EST
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only a few megabytes for the image folder.
instead i link to porn B)

Feb 22, 2014 at 10:35PM EST
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An outstanding amount of 0 GB.

I watch it I won’t deny, I just watch it directly off the interwebz instead of downloading it. Don’t know why I would download any.

Funny, you have about as much porn as I do music. That’s kind of overkill, because I have thousands of songs.

Feb 22, 2014 at 10:37PM EST
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Same with Sam. 0 KB of porn

It’s just too risky keeping it on your HDD.

Instead I use my head. I can visually retain most of the porn I’ve seen and use that to create my own porn in my mind. Nobody will ever find my porn collection. It’s locked away in my brain.

If I need more inspiration, I can easily go through a booru site, see some new things added and wipe my browser history later

Feb 22, 2014 at 10:51PM EST
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With websites like xvideos, pornhub, hentaigasm, etc. what’s the point?

Feb 22, 2014 at 11:20PM EST
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I tend to delete everything and start over a lot because I get tired of scrolling past the same stuff. Right now I’m back up to 1GB.

Feb 22, 2014 at 11:25PM EST
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I had around 6 GB, then I deleted it, then I got up to 4 GB again, then I deleted it, now I think I have about 20 pics on my HD and a flash drive somewhere that has about 3ish GB on it, but I know it’s encrypted and I’m not completely sure what the password is, so if I can figure out which one it is I’ll probably delete it. Now I have 4 DVDs (~2GB each) that I just bought. I don’t really need to worry about hiding those as much.

Oh, and if you’re wondering why I have an encrypted flashdrive, its so I wouldn’t accidentally plug it into a school computer or loose it and someone find my porn. lol. Saves much embarrassment. lol

Last edited Feb 23, 2014 at 12:32AM EST
Feb 23, 2014 at 12:31AM EST
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OH MAN! I just realized I have a really funny story about porn, but I’m not sure if I should tell it or not…

Feb 23, 2014 at 12:41AM EST
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I watch it on the internet. I don’t need to download pony porn.

Feb 23, 2014 at 12:48AM EST
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I might have 20-30 other files not in this folder. Not to mention a rather big game I haven’t hidden it it yet.

Last edited Feb 23, 2014 at 12:56AM EST
Feb 23, 2014 at 12:55AM EST
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>not enough time for porn.

Lol. I seem too have the opposite problem where I spend too much time on porn. lol.

Edit: I decided I’m going to tell you guys 1 of 2 stories I have about porn. This one’s a gem!

>be like 10
>mom is asleep while I get on the internet
>I remember this one DBZ video game I’d seen online
>try searching for “dragon ball z”
>not be a good speller

Are you cringing yet?

>definitely don’t find a DBZ site
>“18+ to enter” button
>click it
>PORN!
>MORE PORN!
>THE POP-UP PORN ADS HAPPEN!!!!
>THE POP-UPS HAPPEN FASTER THAN I CAN CLOSE THEM!!!!1!
>close the browser
>POP-UPS KEEP HAPPENING!!!
>disconnect the modem b/c that’s the only thing I could think of
>3 or 4 more pop-up, then they stop
>check to see that mom is still asleep on the couch 3 feet away.
>plug back in the modem
>repeat the whole process
>unplug the modem
>close everything out and shut down the computer
>mom wakes up right as I finish re-plugging in the modem
>she never finds out (I think. I don’t even think she knew to check the history then.)

Dogged a bullet there. Pretty scarred for life, but I regret nothing. lol. I gotta say, there was this one ad that always had me intrigued.

So this guy had a girl on his shoulders and his dick was extended all the way up his chest into her vagina. I had never seen porn, and this had me thoroughly confused at the time. Obviously I didn’t know about photoshop at the time. I laugh on it every time I think about it. lol.

Last edited Feb 23, 2014 at 02:49AM EST
Feb 23, 2014 at 02:31AM EST
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…1.5+ GB
N-n-n-now don’t look at me like that senpai! They’re mostly visual novel CGs so they’re hugging up too much space as intended and I use them for references when it comes to female figures. Th-that’s all! Really!

Feb 23, 2014 at 03:12AM EST
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No porn what so ever, I would never download any porn even if it’s a really good porn that I probably won’t find it again. The risk of having in your HDD is just too big. And I never watch it on my PC, only on me phone with private browsing and clear cache, history, cookies etc afterwards, everytime.

Feb 23, 2014 at 04:47AM EST
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Surprisingly, not that much.

Like, one folder with two doujins and videos I save from xhamster. Two hentai games. But, other than that, that’s it.

Feb 23, 2014 at 05:53AM EST
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Two Hentai Games, one silly porno I made while I was bored.

Thats about it.

Feb 23, 2014 at 06:19AM EST
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About one picture.

I just use the internet.

Feb 23, 2014 at 08:38AM EST
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Dac wrote:

With websites like xvideos, pornhub, hentaigasm, etc. what’s the point?

Yeah Hentaigasm, high five! I mean…

Feb 23, 2014 at 11:31AM EST
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I only have 3 GB. That’s from like 10 videos+3,600 pictures. Looking at it now, 3,600 pictures seems kind of excessive.

Feb 23, 2014 at 11:43AM EST
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Raine, Everyone's Kouhai~ wrote:

…1.5+ GB
N-n-n-now don’t look at me like that senpai! They’re mostly visual novel CGs so they’re hugging up too much space as intended and I use them for references when it comes to female figures. Th-that’s all! Really!

Oh, now that you mention that, I suppose I do have some porn. I have a couple eroge visual novels on my computer. I do like them for more then just the sex scenes though, that’s why I didn’t think about them. That’s one thing that I can say that hentai has above regular porn, the stories can be good.

Last edited Feb 23, 2014 at 12:40PM EST
Feb 23, 2014 at 12:34PM EST
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Why download it on your computer when you can just look it up on the internet. Hell you don’t have to worry about anyone looking through your files and accidentally finding your porn collection if you do that

Feb 23, 2014 at 10:32PM EST
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Dac wrote:

That’s one thing that I can say that hentai has above regular porn, the stories can be good.

Feb 23, 2014 at 10:47PM EST
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I have a water proof case on my iPhone so I can take porn into the shower.

Feb 23, 2014 at 11:34PM EST
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Who says I save it to my computer?

An internet connection, an account, and a favorited images page is all I need!

Feb 25, 2014 at 05:07PM EST
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You all are going to be wishing you saved your porn when the internet crashes in 2020!!!

*puts on tinfoil hat*

Last edited Feb 25, 2014 at 05:38PM EST
Feb 25, 2014 at 05:36PM EST
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The Cute Master :3 wrote:

You all are going to be wishing you saved your porn when the internet crashes in 2020!!!

*puts on tinfoil hat*

Jakes on you phaggot! I’ll probably have a girlfriend by then, lel.

Feb 25, 2014 at 11:57PM EST
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Dac wrote:

Jakes on you phaggot! I’ll probably have a girlfriend by then, lel.

Cost of the average date: $50 (and going steadily up)

Cost of a 1 TB HD to put porn on: $60 (and rapidly decreasing)

Hahahaha! Good luck!

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 12:20AM EST
Feb 26, 2014 at 12:19AM EST
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