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i wish that my computer was faster

I remember this from Gamefaqs.
@Kikinak
Sure, but your System32 folder is gone.

I wish Bridget was in Guilty Gear 2: Overture.

@Real genious

But how would you play if your system was shattered?

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips.

Ok, but the spaghetti shoots back exploding teacups.

I wish to be the little girl (JK, of course.)

Ok, but you’re Bridget now.

I wish I knew where the hell Matt is.

You do not own a map.

I wish that someone will corrupt this wish.

Sure, you just won £50,000

I wish that the Atari Jaguar had more good games.

Microsoft now placed a lawsuit for Atari as most of their games are plagiarized from most of the Xbox series…

I wish I had a lawyer

@Ice Cream Lover The Atari Jaguar was released in 1993, 8 years before the Xbox.

OK, but your lawyer is a con-artist.

I wish that Justice from Guilty Gear was playable in Guilty Gear Overture.

The game suddenly have glitches and bugs that made the rest of the characters except Justice unplayable…

I wish I were a bird

You are a bird, but you’re only a chicken so you cant fly…..

I wish i had a bottle of coke in my hand RIGHT NOW.

You do! but it has holes it the bottom and is leaking on a small defenceless hamster who is allergic to sugar and caffeine.

I wish I had super lazer eye beams

you have lazer beams, but they hurt like hell, also you lose your arms and legs

i wish i were in a post nuclear war fallout-esque universe

Sure, but you’re in the game Fallout for the PC and you’re controlled by a gamer.

I wish I had cake.

Granted, but it’s a lie. (You know that one was coming)

I wish Heart Gold/Soul Solver were released today.

OK, but it’s incomplete.

I wish the Jaguar CD actually worked.

You do…too bad your family are dead.

I wish I had a big slice of treacle tart…

well your treacle tart is full of ants
i wish noone made bad puns

You secretley like the bad puns.
I wish that my model would come in the mail soon.

but your model is a giant hairy man
i wish for a penguin

You have one, and it crossed the road, and got hit by a car.
I wish I had 271 dollars.

have your 271 dollars, and now you have 271 different types of stds!
i wish i haz a cheeseburger

You get mad cow from the cheeseburger.

I wish Sarah Palin was not in politics.

Ok, but now nobody wants to be in politics.

I wish this wish wouldn’t go wrong.

now Castro is president of the U.S.
i wish for half-life2 episode 3 to come out on my birth-day…

EDIT lol ninja’d

Ok, but it’s incomplete.

I wish Fable III will be good.

Ok, but now you have no life forsake of playing fableIII for seven years straight
i wish i could find a pearl on page ten

Okay, you find it on page ten, but someone bumps another topic and the “pearl” is sent to page 11.

I wish nobody would reply to this topic.

You found it, but you lost it on the way to school

I wish I knew what was on the other side

You try climbing the wall to see the other side, but you fall and break your neck.

I wish I had two front teeth.

@Zebra Guitar
There is no page 11. Just 404. It’s not too hard to do on /mu/, but /b/ would require skillz.

You do, but you have no other teeth.

I wish they would stop making Final Fantasy games already.

they stop, but an even MORE obnoxious anime rpg game is invented
i wish i wish i was a fish

I dont mind having a XIII of FF but as far as the lame Crystal Chronicles goes, i think that could/ should be eliminated.

Yeah… you became the worst fish ever…
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I wish I were IN AMERICA!

You are…in the 1700s. Oh look, you’ve got gangreen in your right leg. Looks like we’re gonna have to lop it off. Sorry, no anisthetic…

I wish Keyboard Cat made it to No1 on the Billboard Top 100.

@icecreamlover :
OAH NOES!! thats a pretty bad fish!

and now that keyboard cat is in the billboard top 100 lady gaga played a cover of it
i wish i was old enough to have loved ska back when ska was the shiznit

You are old enough! But you get sent to Korea and die in the Korean war :(

I wish I was an only child.

You are an only child. But you are the only child in the whole world.

I wish I could wear my shoes on my hands

You can, but now your hands are feet and your feet are bombs. You have 10 seconds left ’til the ’splosions.

I wish for the destruction of society on a large scale.

Everyone turned into a zombie

I wish I can understand every language in the world :3

Sure, but everyone’s throats have been ripped out.

I wish i were a real boy…

kay, but brian peppers would be all over your shit in a dark basement with NO WAY OUT

i wish i didnt have friction burns on my D***

You haven’t! ..because it fell off.

I wish I was a millionaire

Hope you like Monopoly money LoboDemon.

I wish I had a pizza! Freakin’ hungry…

too bad its made out of snakes

i wish i was dead

try to corrupt that