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Ruin/Corrupt a wish

Last posted Dec 17, 2009 at 01:11PM EST. Added Dec 02, 2009 at 08:28PM EST
142 conversations with 32 participants

you are, but no one cares.
i wish the touhou anime episode 2 would come out already

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:28PM EST

Well they bring you back to life so they can try out the most painful prostate exam imaginable.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Edit: Dammit. I’m too slow.

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:29PM EST

@ animecello

It stops right before the secret gets reavealed

I wish I had a pony

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:39PM EST

But he’s in a wheelchair.

I wish for unlimited wishes… again.

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:40PM EST

Here’s your My Little Pony. Broken plastic, with lead paint…to be exact.

I wish for a pen!

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:42PM EST

Unlimited wishes, only allowed about cats.

Goddamn I’m slow. New here, so, I’ll get used to it…I guess.

Dec 04, 2009 at 04:43PM EST

Here you go, but there’s a hole in it and the animals have escaped.
I wish I had a car.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:08PM EST

Bad news: It’s a Hummer. Don’t mind those environment hippies to the side of the road.

I wish for some salt and vinegar chips.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:11PM EST

its not a toy, and brock lesner kills you with it, and then sodomizes your body

i wish i had never seen /b/

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:18PM EST

Wrong, you’re in Soviet Russia, /b/ sees you.

I wish for the goddamn Batman!

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:20PM EST

You never saw it because you’re BLIND!!!!

I wish I could fly like a bird.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:20PM EST

You can fly. Sadly, you can fly like a penguin.

I wish for a trophy, engraved with the awesome smiley.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:23PM EST

Ok, you get them in the testicle festival.

I wish for a Nice Boat.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:37PM EST

Actually, we’re friends, but I’m the cool one.
I even sent him here once.
No porn, honest!
I did show him offended, though.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:52PM EST

He was stupid enough to click it again, I saw him.
You’ve been Kwalty’d! It’s more fun with sound. Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean!

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:53PM EST

it does not really affect me anyhow, its easy too get un kwaltied or whatever

we are hostile friends, i constantly dunk his head in the toilet everyday

nothing wrong their.

blah blah blah

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:57PM EST

I remember the time I made a batch file that opens 240 copies of another batch file that says “Scott Fails”.

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:58PM EST

that was fun

and then steven learned how too fly out of my window

Dec 04, 2009 at 05:58PM EST


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I wish, I wish, upon a star, that I could be, as cool as you are.

Dec 04, 2009 at 08:33PM EST

Greanted,. you are now freezing your ass off because your “cool”

I wish I had a beautiful wife

Dec 05, 2009 at 03:16PM EST

Granted. You have a ton of wisdom about boring stuff.

I wish those days, could, come back once more

Dec 05, 2009 at 05:40PM EST

They do, but you’re paralyzed the whole time.

I wish there was a way to make gold.

Dec 05, 2009 at 05:56PM EST

Ok, but the price of gold just down down to .10 per pound

I wish for Mr.Rogers to be alive again.

Dec 05, 2009 at 06:49PM EST

He is, and you’re gonna get [edit]Loved tenderly[/edit]

I wish for the price of gold to go way up.

Dec 05, 2009 at 06:51PM EST

Fine, but you have none.

I wish for all the money in the world.

Dec 05, 2009 at 06:53PM EST

Gotcha, but I gave you 800 glasses of orange juice and I’m not poofing out of existence, so YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL.

I wish I never watched anything that was made by Uwe Boll.

Dec 05, 2009 at 09:56PM EST

Sure, but now he makes all your favorite books into movies.

I wish that this paintchat would load goddam it.

Dec 05, 2009 at 10:18PM EST

Sure, but now you get BSOD’d.

I wish Touhou 13 was out.

Dec 05, 2009 at 11:07PM EST

Yeah, but the music sucks, and it’s all men… without silly hats.

I wish that I could name my guitar Guitaahhhh~

Dec 06, 2009 at 12:58PM EST

Granted, but you are teased because of it.

I wish I could fly!

Dec 06, 2009 at 01:41PM EST

OK, but you never joined the site.

I wish Dragon’s Lair was actually playable.

Dec 06, 2009 at 05:05PM EST

OK, but now you have diabetes.

I wish I could win THE GAME.

Dec 06, 2009 at 05:20PM EST

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