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KYM FMK

Last posted Mar 09, 2014 at 05:49AM EDT. Added Feb 26, 2014 at 01:37AM EST
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Kill BSoD
Fuck RandomMan
Marry HolyCrapItsBob

Feb 26, 2014 at 02:15AM EST
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Kill bob
Marry Randomman
Fuck bsod

Feb 26, 2014 at 02:16AM EST
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Fuck BSoD, Marry Bob, then kill myself.

Because how can I live with myself having made those choices in life?

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 04:35AM EST
Feb 26, 2014 at 04:34AM EST
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Marry BSOD because fangirl logic. (Forum Game Rivals. And by Fangirl Logic: Rivals = Secret Lovers)
Fuck RandomMan because those dragon dildos aren’t going to use themselves.
And kill Bob because it’s actually impossible to kill Bob. So nothing happens except me getting looked at disappointingly.

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 05:03AM EST
Feb 26, 2014 at 05:02AM EST
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Fuck RandomMan because I wanna jack that rabbit.
Marry Blue Screen because I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
Kill Bob because I don’t want Blue or RandomMan to die.


Everyone feel free to post your own FMK

Feb 26, 2014 at 11:20AM EST
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I’d marry BSOD.

Then I’d fuck BSOD.

Then I’d kill BSOD.

Then I’d fuck BSOD.

Then I’d get into a crazy polygamist marriage/sex arrangement with RandomMan and Bob worthy of a sitcom.

Then I’d probably kill them too, because its actually a horror-drama.

Last edited Feb 26, 2014 at 01:47PM EST
Feb 26, 2014 at 01:43PM EST
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Kill SRJ, because he already deadpool’d for our sins. Obviously killing him doesn’t effect him.
Marry the goat (for infinite vidya game playing).
Fuck This Cheeto, because vorarephilia.

Feb 26, 2014 at 02:07PM EST
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Kill the Cheeto and devour its corpse.
Marry Super Robot Jesus for instant deification
Fuck the Goat for obvious reasons.

Feb 26, 2014 at 02:30PM EST
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I’m with badsitrep

Kill the cheeto because it looks tasty.
Marry SJR because he’d be the perfect husband
Fuck the goat because I hear it’s really good in bed, plus we can play video games later.

Feb 26, 2014 at 10:49PM EST
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I think I would marry Goat, ‘cus i’m not really in the mood to fuck play games with a goat.
Kill Cheeto, because CHEETO DUST IS SO DAMN GOOD TASTING
And fuck Robo-jesus, because robotic asses are awesome asses.

Feb 26, 2014 at 10:54PM EST

@Coffehaus

You plan on marrying the goat and not get laid/play video games? Good luck with that.


@Bob

I want to sekz everyone. You want to kill everyone. We truly are the perfect mod counterparts to each other


@New selection

Marry Brad. He’ll sweep me off my feet and tell me about advice animals.
Fuck James. Programmers need lovin’ too.
Kill Don. Sorry Don, you’re the last on the list.

Feb 26, 2014 at 11:44PM EST
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@BSoD

I never said I wouldn’t have sex with them, I’ve just gotta put my priorities first.

Feb 27, 2014 at 12:29AM EST
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

@BSoD

I never said I wouldn’t have sex with them, I’ve just gotta put my priorities first.

Oh, I see. Necrophilia is it. To each his own.

Feb 27, 2014 at 01:25AM EST
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Kill Dom for promoting advice animals that need to die, fuck Brad, because that motherfucker is rad, and marry James, because i dun frikkin kno lol

Mar 01, 2014 at 10:18PM EST

If we’re still doing it, here…

Kill Bob

Fuck Bsod

Marry RandomMan (you know if I was a girl. Hee hee, imagine that, Marcia McFly)

Mar 05, 2014 at 05:50AM EST
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Rukario McFly wrote:

If we’re still doing it, here…

Kill Bob

Fuck Bsod

Marry RandomMan (you know if I was a girl. Hee hee, imagine that, Marcia McFly)

Let google do the imagining for me.

And it’s rather hot.

Mar 05, 2014 at 06:35AM EST
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