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Know Your Maymays General III: KYM Thread Simulator 3 CONFIRM3D

Last posted Jul 16, 2014 at 01:26PM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2014 at 05:27AM EDT
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@BSOD

I…

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…guys I….I feel like a humongous dick now…

I’m sorry Neon, I just…ever since you posted your last simulator thread, we’ve had so many others since then.
Dozens upon dozens of…okay maybe not dozens maybe 1 or 2 failed threads. But still I was just kind of losing my patience seeing thread simulator threads pop up, get filled with shitposts and go nowhere because we didn’t have aweome TS creators like you there at the time and Alex was getting tired of having to make them all.

First of all, i have never intended to simulate a thread especially designed for a thread simulator. All i intended to do so far was always real threads. The very first one was for the MLP entry, next one was the thread has already been derailed NSFW pony general, exc, exc, exc..
If it comes to shitpost to just to be in a thread simulator, it is painful make a simulator.. This was my first and last try. It just doesn’t suit me at all..
I never said that i were getting tired to make them.. I just mentioned that i am not sure about the 4th thread simulator of NSFW pony general. Because i didn’t find it to worth for another simulator. Because thats how i work.

U R TEH oroginal Threat Simulatorororor

U WOT M9001 I SWEAR ON M MUM I KILL U WHILE I 360NOSCOPE 3 CAMPERS WHIEL THER IS A CHICK ON MI KNEE WHIT OVER 9999999 THOUSAND SWAG POWER 1VS! FAGETNOOB YOU AND ME xXxXx_ThReAdSiMuLaToRmAsTeR_xXxXx

Last edited Mar 12, 2014 at 04:28AM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 04:25AM EDT
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U WOT M9001 I SWEAR ON M MUM I KILL U WHILE I 360NOSCOPE 3 CAMPERS WHIEL THER IS A CHICK ON MI KNEE WHIT OVER 9999999 THOUSAND SWAG POWER 1VS! FAGETNOOB YOU AND ME xXxXx_ThReAdSiMuLaToRmAsTeR_xXxXx

It’s like everything I say fucks up more and makes it worse. You know what that means?

Time for Alcohol!

See you in the morning

Mar 12, 2014 at 04:52AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) posted:

[insert BSoD’s apology post here]

Thanks for the kind words. I really needed that. I was about to do something really stupid with a sharp object. Apology accepted.


Anyways, this is to everyone: I’m kinda stumped on what the intro to this Thread Sim should be based on. Thread Sim 2 was based on the Megaman 2 intro, so I’ll preferably need something relating to the number 3, although it doesnt have to be.

Half-Life? The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (tv series)? The Sims 3? An epic 3D compilation of posts from the previous thread sims resulting in a giant 3D text displaying the name “KYM Thread Sim v3.0” bursting through profile pics of the users posting in this thread? Just anything, really.

I want real KYM community input here. What would YOU want to see before the sim starts?

Mar 12, 2014 at 06:00AM EDT
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Neon wrote:

What would YOU want to see before the sim starts?

BSoD’s apology.

Mar 12, 2014 at 06:30AM EDT
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Alright, KYM. Let’s do this.

Instructions:
1: Download image.
2: Draw a KYM-themed robot master in one of the squares in any drawing application you like.
3: Upload the edited image here for the next person so they can continue the cycle.
4: ???
5: Profit.

Mar 12, 2014 at 07:16AM EDT
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Rare Real Life Footage of a Wild Know Your Meme Member:

What a wonderful mighty majestic creature.


What would YOU want to see before the sim starts?

Participants Heads pasted on Star Trek the Next Generation characters before entering Warp Speed. Spaceballs heads before going Ludicrous Speed.

Last edited Mar 12, 2014 at 09:13AM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 08:52AM EDT
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Ruthless Reaper wrote:

Important question:

With what program do you make the robot voices?

“Speakonia”, search it up.

Mar 12, 2014 at 12:17PM EDT

This is starting to turn into “KYM mods having angry rants about shitpost threads while everyone else is having stupid fun SIMULATOR”.

Mar 12, 2014 at 12:21PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

So… you want the people around you to expect absolute shit from you? Ouch, man. Just ouch.

Yeah, it’s better to have people think you’re shit from the get-go rather than crushing their hopes when you fail.

Mar 12, 2014 at 12:27PM EDT

Mandl Brought wrote:

“Speakonia”, search it up.

Y’know, I haven’t been using Speakonia for my thread sims, but I might this time just to get a clean recording of Microsoft Sam doing the roflcopter sound (soisoisoi) and some extra voices.

Thanks for the heads up!

EDIT: Also a heads up for you, try not to make 3 posts in a row like that. It’s kinda a way to get more karma and mods don’t like that. Just sum up everything into one post. You can use the blockquote HTML code if you want to quote multiple people at once.

Last edited Mar 12, 2014 at 12:38PM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 12:34PM EDT
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Is this picture of my cat doing a thing a meme?
Is this cliche phrase a meme?
Is my ex wife a meme?
Is my life a meme?
Is breathing a meme?
Is mayonnaise a meme?
Is snow a meme?
Is the word “Shnyiggitydoodleflufer” a meme?
Is anything a meme?
Are tube socks memes?
Is this picture of my genitals a meme?

Mar 12, 2014 at 05:04PM EDT
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This is starting to turn into “KYM mods having angry rants about shitpost threads while everyone else is having stupid fun SIMULATOR”.

And yet it still retains far more quality this way. Hahaha.


Yeah, it’s better to have people think you’re shit from the get-go rather than crushing their hopes when you fail.

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

So, you’re telling me that parents should be perfectly fine with the idea of their children growing up to be homeless? That none of us should ever hope for anything in anyone? That we should all be happy with people just barely getting by on the bare minimum?

Alright, fine. You want me to think you’re a terrible user, then you’re a terrible user. Just remember, opinions are never an easy thing to change.


Oh right, we have a rule against multiposting. Normally, we’ll give several warnings before any action is taken. But hey, you’ve convinced me. Since I’m apparently supposed to think you’re garbage, you only get one warning. Consider this it.

Edit: Fixed this post up a bit.

Edit 2: Fixed even more so. Damn, I need to take some time to revise my posts.

Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 12:28AM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 05:17PM EDT
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Neon wrote.

It’s kinda a way to get more karma and mods don’t like that.

What people think KYM mods are


What they really are


What they think of us


What I think of them

Last edited Mar 12, 2014 at 05:28PM EDT
Mar 12, 2014 at 05:25PM EDT
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Gravity Man wrote:

Alright, KYM. Let’s do this.

Instructions:
1: Download image.
2: Draw a KYM-themed robot master in one of the squares in any drawing application you like.
3: Upload the edited image here for the next person so they can continue the cycle.
4: ???
5: Profit.

Mar 12, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

U WOT M9001 I SWEAR ON M MUM I KILL U WHILE I 360NOSCOPE 3 CAMPERS WHIEL THER IS A CHICK ON MI KNEE WHIT OVER 9999999 THOUSAND SWAG POWER 1VS! FAGETNOOB YOU AND ME xXxXx_ThReAdSiMuLaToRmAsTeR_xXxXx

It’s like everything I say fucks up more and makes it worse. You know what that means?

Time for Alcohol!

See you in the morning

Don’t be suprised if you wake up with no pants on.

Mar 12, 2014 at 08:29PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Don’t be suprised if you wake up with no pants on.

Mar 12, 2014 at 08:41PM EDT
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@Randomman

Oh, don’t worry about that. I sleep naked so I always wake up pantless anyway.

But despite the tremendous hangover, I feel like much less of an asshole. Good thing booze will always be my friend even if I manage to ruin all my other friendships. I think there was an MLP episode about that.

Anyway, this

Mar 12, 2014 at 11:38PM EDT
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Coffeehaus wrote:

Yeah, it’s better to have people think you’re shit from the get-go rather than crushing their hopes when you fail.

I bet your coffee tastes like awful bitter boiled leather.
Granted, most coffee tastes like that to me. You’re still a terrible person, though.

Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 12:48AM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 12:46AM EDT
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Mr.Stalker wrote:

Some one should Put Lez on that stage Select

Okay, here’s a shitty edit I did.
(Sorry it’s smaller than the first ones)

Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 01:13AM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 01:01AM EDT
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Finally Auditions for the next episode of the Ann Hiro show.

)

Mar 13, 2014 at 01:24AM EDT
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

This is starting to turn into “KYM mods having angry rants about shitpost threads while everyone else is having stupid fun SIMULATOR”.

And yet it still retains far more quality this way. Hahaha.


Yeah, it’s better to have people think you’re shit from the get-go rather than crushing their hopes when you fail.

………………………………………………………………………………………………..

So, you’re telling me that parents should be perfectly fine with the idea of their children growing up to be homeless? That none of us should ever hope for anything in anyone? That we should all be happy with people just barely getting by on the bare minimum?

Alright, fine. You want me to think you’re a terrible user, then you’re a terrible user. Just remember, opinions are never an easy thing to change.


Oh right, we have a rule against multiposting. Normally, we’ll give several warnings before any action is taken. But hey, you’ve convinced me. Since I’m apparently supposed to think you’re garbage, you only get one warning. Consider this it.

Edit: Fixed this post up a bit.

Edit 2: Fixed even more so. Damn, I need to take some time to revise my posts.

Well, you shouldn’t deprecate yourself over it. Just think that you’re a normal individual unless proven otherwise. It can cause bad things to happen if you think you’re space lord of the universe when in reality you’re nothing.

Mar 13, 2014 at 01:49AM EDT

Mandl Brought wrote:

Well, you shouldn’t deprecate yourself over it. Just think that you’re a normal individual unless proven otherwise. It can cause bad things to happen if you think you’re space lord of the universe when in reality you’re nothing.

Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 02:06AM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 01:58AM EDT
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Muffinlicious #1 Drpepperfan Fan wrote:

Okay, here’s a shitty edit I did.
(Sorry it’s smaller than the first ones)

by Gen. Grievous (uses my laptop, in some college)

Mar 13, 2014 at 03:16AM EDT
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BECAUSE THIS IS MY LAST KYM THREAD SIMULATOR AND I WANT IT TO BE THE BEST IT CAN POSSIBLY BE, YOU CAN WIN REWARDS TO MAKE THE VIDEO BETTER AND HAVE SOME OTHER STUFF RELEASED AT THE SAME TIME AS THE VIDEO! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MAKE GOOD POSTS ON THIS THREAD! AMAZING!

FOR A LIST OF PRIZES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER WHATSOEVER, CLICK HERE!

Any questions, comments, and suggestions for prizes, etc can go in this thread.

Mar 13, 2014 at 10:57AM EDT
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>Browser is ready, Internet is slow, Lag is heavy
>Load a trending thread already, Pics of arm spaghetti
>He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
>To swim in forum krama but he keeps on forgetting
>That gold members see him as a stranger now
>He keeps typing but the post won’t come out
>He’s back lurkin now
>He can’t say it, why, how
>Day’s later, The thread’s locked, The show’s over now
>And back in reality
>Oh – The sun is down now
>Oh – He’s got to sleep now, hasn’t posted in mouths, wow
>He’s inactive but he won’t
>Deactivate at anytime, Nope, He won’t stand it
>He knows, tfw no gf bro
>Don’t care, Conversationalist title yo
>He knows that, But in his home
>He’s so stagnant, He knows
>When he wakes up, Hugging his “Waifu”
>That’s when it’s back to scratch again, doh
>This whole post, he better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him

>You better lose yourself in the Thread-Sim, the moment
>You start posting, you own it, you better never let it go
>You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
>Cause this is the last KYM Thread Simulator, Yo.

Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 01:36PM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 01:14PM EDT
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Bionic Kraken wrote:

…s-sorry, I couldn’t resist. Please don’t hurt me ;n;

Mar 13, 2014 at 01:14PM EDT
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This is just a shitpost thread, so…

I have an idea, and it just may be a good one…

At the start of the simulator, this (completed) image is shown.
Shitpost man is highlighted and selected,
and the famous “boss intro” music plays with Shitpost Man in the middle of the screen,
à la Mega Man 2.

I could draw the few frames required to make this work, or we could just let the idea die.
Whatcha think?

Mar 13, 2014 at 09:59PM EDT
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BSoD said:

@Muffin
He should have a megaman style name. Like Lezman.


@Gravity Man
Huh… Seems like a cool idea.
Last edited Mar 13, 2014 at 10:58PM EDT
Mar 13, 2014 at 10:57PM EDT
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everybody posting in this thread are chimpanzees mashing buttons on a keyboard and forming sentences by chance

Mar 13, 2014 at 11:10PM EDT

crusty wrote:

everybody posting in this thread are chimpanzees mashing buttons on a keyboard and forming sentences by chance

Yet we’re still smarter then the people on MTV.

Mar 13, 2014 at 11:14PM EDT
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CrowTheMagician wrote:

Yet we’re still smarter then the people on MTV.

Mar 13, 2014 at 11:20PM EDT
Skeletor-sm

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