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Hurt/Heal: Another Revival of this Stupid Game

Last posted Apr 02, 2014 at 02:38AM EDT. Added Mar 17, 2014 at 07:01PM EDT
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Anyways, this is a classic from a while ago. Some have experienced these, others have not.
The rules of the game:
1. You can hurt one character and heal another for one HP each every 2 hours.
2. Each character starts with 15 HP
3. When 10 characters are left, it switches to sudden death, where you can only hurt.

Anyways, here’s our delightful cast of characters, Some new, Some Fan Favorites returning once again. Who will win? Who will inevitably lose? It’s up to you to decide!

Moot: 15
Doomguy: 15
Gene: 15
Deadpool: 15
Dio Brando: 15
Rob Ford: 15
Barack Obama: 15
Phoenix Wright: 15
Chuck Norris: 15
ManBearPig: 15
Carlos: 15
Kenshiro: 15
Ash Ketchum: 15
Nicolas Cage: 15
Nappa: 15
Creeper: 15
Steven Armstrong: 15
Funny Valentine: 15
Joseph Stalin: 15
Broseph Stalin: 15
Gigga Nigga: 15
Luigi: 15
Cranky Kong: 15
The King of all Cosmos: 15
Chad Kroeger: 15

And with that, we’re off!

Mar 17, 2014 at 07:01PM EDT
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Heal Luigi, because he’s awesome.
Hurt moot, because he has more health and is not Luigi.

Mar 17, 2014 at 07:17PM EDT
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Hurt Moot for creating the world’s biggest cesspool of idiots, and heal Nicolas Cage for his funny movies.

Mar 17, 2014 at 07:25PM EDT

There can only be one…

heal Broseph Stalin

hurt Joseph Stalin

Mar 17, 2014 at 07:43PM EDT
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I could imagine when Hurt/Heal began, Falcon was standing in front of the contestants and explaining the rules to them.

Anyways, I will heal Obama, and hurt Chuck Norris.

Mar 17, 2014 at 08:20PM EDT
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Heal Gigga Nigga
Hurt Chuck Norris

(Glad to see this again)
(Unlike the Ban the user above you thread)

Mar 17, 2014 at 10:07PM EDT
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Heal Steven Armstrong even though he won’t die because:

Hurt Moot just because everyone else is and I have no clue who he is and don’t care to look him up.

Mar 17, 2014 at 10:29PM EDT
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Ruthless Reaper wrote:

Heal Steven Armstrong even though he won’t die because:

Hurt Moot just because everyone else is and I have no clue who he is and don’t care to look him up.

Moot is the creator of 4chan.

Mar 17, 2014 at 10:34PM EDT
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Heal Phoenix Wright. The original champion will rise again!
Hurt Chuck Norris

Last edited Mar 18, 2014 at 02:04AM EDT
Mar 18, 2014 at 02:03AM EDT
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Heal Nicolas Cage
Hurt Steven Armstrong

even though most of my attacks will do nothing against him.

Mar 18, 2014 at 02:23AM EDT
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Heal Nicolas Cage
Hurt Deadpool

It’s impossible to beat Nick Cage since everyone on the list is Nicolas Cage

Mar 18, 2014 at 02:55AM EDT
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Heal Doomguy because he’s a berserker packin’ MAN AND A HALF

Hurt moot. He must atone for his sin of creating THAT website.

Mar 18, 2014 at 05:01AM EDT
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Heal Phoenix
Hurt Armstrong

Nicolas Cage: 21
Phoenix Wright: 20
Broseph Stalin: 17
Dio Brando: 17
Barack Obama: 17
Kenshiro: 17
Doomguy: 16
Gene: 15
Rob Ford: 15
ManBearPig: 15
Nappa: 15
Funny Valentine: 15
Cranky Kong: 15
The King of all Cosmos: 15
Chad Kroeger: 15
Luigi: 15
Gigga Nigga: 15
Steven Armstrong: 14
Deadpool: 14
Creeper: 14
Ash Ketchum: 14
Joseph Stalin: 13
Moot: 12
Carlos: 11
Chuck Norris: 8

Looks like Cage is in the lead.

Mar 18, 2014 at 05:25AM EDT
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Heal Nicolas Cage
Hurt Deadpool

Of course Nicolas Cage is in the lead, Nicolas Cage is everyone.

Mar 18, 2014 at 06:02AM EDT
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Heal Cranky Kong

Hurt The King of all Cosmos

Mar 18, 2014 at 06:44AM EDT
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We might as well repeat the feat of the very first H&H then.

NORRIS IS GOING DOWN.

Doomguy, tired of that damn meme, switches to his Super Shotgun and fires one blast at Chuck Norris.

(heal Doomguy, hurt Chuck Norris)

Mar 18, 2014 at 10:47AM EDT
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Phoenix Wright keeps Pestering the Witness! The Hold It Spam has put the witness on edge! Chuck is sweating madly!

Heal Phoenix Wright
Hurt Chuck Norris

Mar 18, 2014 at 11:46AM EDT
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Heal Dio
Hurt Norris
(Fun Fact: This is Deadpool’s third time in this game. He didn’t win either prior time.)
(Also go in for the kill on Chuck. Repeat History.)

Last edited Mar 18, 2014 at 12:56PM EDT
Mar 18, 2014 at 12:56PM EDT
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Heal Phoenix Wright by producing DECISIVE EVIDENCE

KILL CHUCK NORRIS WITH A GUILTY VERDICT

Last edited Mar 18, 2014 at 01:49PM EDT
Mar 18, 2014 at 01:47PM EDT
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Heal Joseph Stalin.
Hurt Broseph Stalin.
There is only one Stalin, those complaining will be sent to Siberia.
Glory to Soviet Union.

Mar 18, 2014 at 02:06PM EDT

Heal Luigi for obvious reasons.
Hurt Valentine, since I have no idea who he (or she?) is.

Mar 18, 2014 at 04:37PM EDT
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