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"John", the interactive imperative interesting adventure

Last posted May 11, 2014 at 04:37AM EDT. Added Apr 06, 2014 at 06:54PM EDT
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You know what? This isn’t working. Let’s just call him…

Apr 07, 2014 at 05:07PM EDT

RAGE at this clearly undemocratic given name, rage with the fury of a thousand shlongs, then make that your new name.

Last edited Apr 07, 2014 at 05:12PM EDT
Apr 07, 2014 at 05:11PM EDT


talk about bob behind his back

Apr 07, 2014 at 05:14PM EDT

Lil B wrote:


talk about bob behind his back

Bob is a smelly fart breath who pees out wiener juice on his poop.

Apr 07, 2014 at 05:21PM EDT

yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Use Teamwork.


And then ask why you’re quoting a line from Soniic Heroes.

Apr 08, 2014 at 05:36AM EDT

yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Use Teamwork

DJ Sir-Soundwave SRJ’s Soilder wrote:

>Use Bob

Why not both? Use Teamwork Bob!

Last edited Apr 08, 2014 at 09:09AM EDT
Apr 08, 2014 at 09:07AM EDT

In the next room, the dimensions have returned to normal, and there is a convenient ledge that requires a boost to reach.

Apr 08, 2014 at 09:11PM EDT

yelling_into_the_void wrote:

John, climb on Bob’s shoulders.

John drew Bob’s shoulders tucked in, so Bob’s head will have to do.

Last edited Apr 08, 2014 at 09:30PM EDT
Apr 08, 2014 at 09:30PM EDT

Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Fuse together.

Oh wait, John and Bob do not have arms, and therefore cannot preform the fusion dance. Sorry.

Apr 09, 2014 at 02:09PM EDT

Using Teamwork Bob, John managed to get to the door.
Now to see the next room…

Wait, what?
What demented architect made this?
Also, why is it so pixel-y?
More importantly, where is the exit?

Last edited Apr 16, 2014 at 11:04PM EDT
Apr 16, 2014 at 11:02PM EDT

Fall through another blue hole which lands you in an alternate universe with an alternate John.

Apr 19, 2014 at 03:03AM EDT

While John has a fun time writing a puppet show while falling at terminal velocity, Bob decides to head back into the door that he came from.

Bob is starting to see a pattern with the room layouts, as in there isn’t one. Inside the new room is a small window, and a red button.

Last edited Apr 29, 2014 at 07:52PM EDT
Apr 29, 2014 at 07:43PM EDT

Bob decides to push the beckoning red button.

A cat seemingly materializes on the window. Unless this is some push-button-receive-cat device, Bob isn’t sure of the implications of this.

Last edited Apr 29, 2014 at 08:04PM EDT
Apr 29, 2014 at 08:02PM EDT

Bob pushes the button until he can button no more.

This seems to be a Schrodinger’s cat experiment. But what purpose does it serve?
Bob supposes that some things have no real meaning, and are just shiny blinky lights on the Christmas tree of life.

Last edited Apr 29, 2014 at 09:28PM EDT
Apr 29, 2014 at 09:27PM EDT

As Bob looks away, he notices that the room around him fades slowly into a new one. This one has a window, looking out to a fractal.
… Sheesh, what’s with this place and fractals? Is the designer of this place named after a fractal or something?!

Apr 29, 2014 at 10:23PM EDT

Bob has a rather silly idea: Why not compare the digits of Pi to the number of replicas in the fractal?

This is going to take a while.

Apr 30, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT


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