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Last posted May 03, 2014 at 09:57PM EDT. Added May 03, 2014 at 06:10PM EDT
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Here are my random stuff.

Series #1:
Button Mash: Hello? Pizza delivery for uh…I.C. Wiener? Oh, crud. I always thought at this point in my life I’d be the one making the crank calls.
(static)
Walden: Why won’t this darn fax machine work?!
(Fax machine rumbles and transforms into a giant robot)
Fax Machine: Feed me paper!
(static)
Button Mash: Oh, no I spilt my milk!
Wubbzy: You’ve killed us all!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (drowns in milk)
(static)
Widget: Somebody, help me! I’m being robbed!
Button Mash: I’ll save you! Pie powers, activate! (turns into a pie)
(static)
Button Mash: Oh, my gosh! They killed Jenny!
Suitcase: You monsters!
(static)
Buggy: Who parked their car on my sandwich?
Button Mash: I did.
Buggy: (grunts angrily and explodes)
(static)
Daizy: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes, I ate her.
Daizy: (cries)
(static)
Wubbzy: I wanna be a pie.
(scene cuts to Wubbzy as a pie)
Widget: Wubbzy, no!
(static)
Buggy: Nice hat.
Guy in Hat: Thanks.
Buggy: I was being sarcastic.
Guy in Hat: Well, I stole your face.
(Buggy’s face is replaced with “(Face stolen by a guy wearing a hat)”, Buggy slaps his head)
(static)
Daizy: Widget, Widget! Look! A turtle!
Turtle: Hello!
(Turtle jumps off of Daizy’s hands falling on the ground, then explodes)
(static)
THE END

Series #2:
Prince Darwin: Widget, I’m ba-MARMITE?! What are you doing?!
Marmite: I’m sleeping with your sister, Darwin.
Prince Darwin: Uh…Yeah….You are.
(static)
Earl: Goodbye, world.
World: Okay, Earl, I’ll see you around where you going- (gunfire) Oh! Oh, no! That’s not what I thought you meant by that at all!
(static)
Salesman: Okay, it’s $500, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold a charge and the reception isn’t very--
Button Mash: Shut up, and take my money!
(static)

Last edited May 03, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT
May 03, 2014 at 06:10PM EDT
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Ugh.
You blatantly ripped off some jokes and what is the point of this thread?

OP, I know you will deliver once. It may not be soon (kind of looks like it), but you will deliver sometime.

Derpy, lock this thread. Also call an ambulance.

Last edited May 03, 2014 at 06:53PM EDT
May 03, 2014 at 06:52PM EDT
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These jokes are very bad.
I didn’t crack a grin even once.

May 03, 2014 at 07:04PM EDT
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OP, I think you were aiming for constructive criticism, but it’s obvious that most of those jokes are not yours.

As such, I don’t think you’re going to get anything resembling anything helpful. Also, I think the rest of the users aren’t going to do anything with it. Locking.

May 03, 2014 at 09:57PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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