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Here are my random stuff.
Button Mash: Hello? Pizza delivery for uh…I.C. Wiener? Oh, crud. I always thought at this point in my life I’d be the one making the crank calls.
Walden: Why won’t this darn fax machine work?!
(Fax machine rumbles and transforms into a giant robot)
Fax Machine: Feed me paper!
Button Mash: Oh, no I spilt my milk!
Wubbzy: You’ve killed us all!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (drowns in milk)
Widget: Somebody, help me! I’m being robbed!
Button Mash: I’ll save you! Pie powers, activate! (turns into a pie)
Button Mash: Oh, my gosh! They killed Jenny!
Suitcase: You monsters!
Buggy: Who parked their car on my sandwich?
Button Mash: I did.
Buggy: (grunts angrily and explodes)
Daizy: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes, I ate her.
Wubbzy: I wanna be a pie.
(scene cuts to Wubbzy as a pie)
Widget: Wubbzy, no!
Buggy: Nice hat.
Guy in Hat: Thanks.
Buggy: I was being sarcastic.
Guy in Hat: Well, I stole your face.
(Buggy’s face is replaced with “(Face stolen by a guy wearing a hat)”, Buggy slaps his head)
Daizy: Widget, Widget! Look! A turtle!
(Turtle jumps off of Daizy’s hands falling on the ground, then explodes)
Prince Darwin: Widget, I’m ba-MARMITE?! What are you doing?!
Marmite: I’m sleeping with your sister, Darwin.
Prince Darwin: Uh…Yeah….You are.
Earl: Goodbye, world.
World: Okay, Earl, I’ll see you around where you going- (gunfire) Oh! Oh, no! That’s not what I thought you meant by that at all!
Salesman: Okay, it’s $500, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold a charge and the reception isn’t very--
Button Mash: Shut up, and take my money!