“Prepare yourself for some blasting.”
“The lights, the flashing…
…my eyes burn in the same way my soul does.”
Pizza delivery for. . . I.C. Wiener? Great.
Do you think I’m sexy?
Shit I’m melting and now butterflies?!
I can see. . . THE UNIVERSE!
Atleast i have chicken.
,,How do I shot web?’’
“My Dog has no nose”
how does it smell?
You can stand under my umbrella anytime!
It’s not a fedora mum. It’s a trilby!
“How could this happen to me? I’ve made my mistakes. I’ve got nowhere to run. The night goes on. As I’m fading away, I’m sick of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me?”
Show me your moves!
WOTS A SELFEE?
I LIEK EET!
That I need a candy bar.
“We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.”
I’ve got a pretty sick poker hand.
(Done in best impression of Luigi) “HEY!”
“OH NO! BOWSER IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THAT!”
Ze joy of revenge!
I looks like a guy raising his arms so he must be saying.
“PRAISE THE SUN!”
Even if I take a photo looking as cool as this, JJ will still not think that highly of me.
I came here to f*ck bitches.
I came here to eat bitches.
Traveled though time to take a selfe.
What do you mean I won’t be in another episode?
I’ll have you know, i’m a high-ranking member of the moe brigade.
“Uh… What are you doing?”
Show me your dance moves!
410 blaze it faggots
HERETIC, TIME TO GET SPOOPED
“What is it? I don’t know you, and you don’t know me. Things are better that way.”
Wait, thats something Gordon Freeman would say..I don’t know a single Adrian’ quote mate, sorry.
Oh my.. So bouncy and round..
“War. War never changes.”
I am a test tube of seaweed. Your argument is invalid.
‘’F*ck you Mom, you told me that i can’t be a king in the late 19th century that owns a IPad. NOW GUESS WHAT?’’
“I HAVE COAXED YOU INTO A SNAFU!”
“And then there’s this dickhead”
“It’s time that we finished this Ryu!”
I have the right to bear arms.
Hey, nice to meet ’ya!
“Get a load of this!”
Prepare to die!