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Exactly what it says on the tin. Go nuts.

Half Life: Episode Three actually finished development back in 2009. The reason it still has not yet been released is because Valve is still trying to dig it out from under Gabe Newell's fat.

That's mean.

A fat joke a day, keeps Half-Life 3 away.

>Notices the sheer number of Gabe Newell fat jokes on the internet
>Decides to get in on the game by making a Gaben joke thead
>Gets nothing but hate comments

For the record, I love Valve and have nothing but respect for Gabe Newell; I was just poking fun and had no intentions of sounding mean.

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Hate comments?

Oh, I think you misunderstood. I just thought it was a bad joke.

GABE NEWELL, HE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT

DAT WHEN HE JUMP FO JOY

………………HE GOT STUCK

…………okay thank you

That wasn't even a joke.

Rumor has it that Mt. Everest is actually Gabe Newell under a pile of stones and snow, while Gabe's son took over his job at Valve.

inb4 Worth the weight.

Gabe is so fat, He gets stuck when noclipping trough open doors.

You fools! You're just delaying Half Life 3 longer! you gotta do this:
Gaben is THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN THIN
There, now there's only 500 million years til it's released.

A fat joke the day keeps the HL3 away.