Location: KYM HQ in New York City near Times Square.
Hi, my name is chowzburgerz and I am the host of the brand new season of KYM's Hurt/Heal. In a minute, 15 teams of two characters (some new and some old) will be traveling by taxis to the starting line of the competition where they will embark on a worldwide race around the world.
The 15 taxis arrive. The teams are:
Zoro and Sanji – Two pirates from the Straw Hat Crew in One Piece.
Raven and Starfire – Two friends (a demon and an alien) who partner up in the Teen Titans.
Dante and Vergil – Twin brothers and demon hunters from the Devil May Cry series (not the reboot).
Sasuke and Sakura – Two teenage ninjas who are often shipped in numerous fan arts and fictions of Naruto.
Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian – Two former rogue CTU agents who often take down numerous terrorists with Jack providing the brawn with his fighting style and Chloe providing the brains with her expert hacking as displayed in 24.
Michael DeSanta and Trevor Phillips – Two bank robbers who love producing rampage in Los Santos in GTA V.
Kamina and Yoko Littner – A couple of revolutionary fighters from Gurren Lagann.
Anna and Elsa – Two princesses (one of which has ice powers) from Frozen.
Celestia and Luna – Two alicorn princesses who rule Equestria from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Goku and Gohan – A Saiyan father/son duo who protect Earth in Dragon Ball Z.
Ryuko Matoi and Satsuki Kiryuin – Sisters who use strands of clothing to protect the world in Kill La Kill.
Heinrich Himmler and Hermann Fegelein – Two Nazi officers who love pissing off Hitler in Downfall.
Joel and Ellie – Survivors of the zombie apocalypse from The Last of Us.
Batman and Superman – Two iconic superheroes from the DC Universe and are competing to promote the upcoming film, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.
Super Robo Jesus and Goat-Tan – Two iconic mascots of Know Your Meme.
Welcome to the brand new season of Hurt/Heal. All of you are set for your adventure to outlast the other competitors. Each team will start with 15 HP. Throughout the journey, you will gain HPs and lose them. Every two hours, a random KYMer will have one team will gain 1 HP and another lose 1 HP. If your HP goes down to 0, you're out.
When we get down to 8 teams, we will enter into a sudden death semifinal where every hour, a KYMer will take 1 HP away from one team and may not heal another.
Here's the new rule: when we get down to 3 teams, we will enter the Finish Line mode where every hour, a KYMer will add 1 HP to one team and cannot hurt another. When one of these three teams reaches a certain goal HP, they will win the contest. The certain goal HP won't be determined until we get down to three teams.
Alright, those were the rules, are you ready. On your mark, get set, go!!!