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ITT: Act as you would on /b/. Besides all the gore and porn. I'll start

Would you lick your waifu's butthole?

Go suck a dick you faggots.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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lol becomin jpnse

Sage goes in ALL fields fgts.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Sage. Wouldn't be /b/ without nasty shit and gore and loli threads.

Stalin is better than hitler

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Project Freelancer, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Convenient, and I have over 23,439 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire UNSC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across UNSC space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UNSC Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Nice Photoshoping BTW

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Guyz we should laek find a brony and skull fuck them HARD!
Maek themz scream and shit. So I got dis other plan to leak
dox them bitches hard and jack theaz shit from theaz accounts

Aww yeah this gon be gud. When weez done, bitch gon be rekt 4
daez. Dis shitz gon be dank as fuuck

Would you lick your waifu’s butthole?

This is /b/ not /a/ you fucking weeaboo retarded shit. Get out.

">>>/out/":http://boards.4chan.org/out/

Picture of my dick
Rate me /b/.

(ID: Heaven)
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Rolling!

hey /b/, i'm totally gonna beat the shit out of some guy i know next week, should i do it?

OP IS THE KING OF THE FAGGOTS

This is now a Chocolate Milk Thread

>Porn

This thread is now a Gore Thread.
Do your worst /b/

Oh, is the little plebfaggot mad? Go back to /v/ you cancerous dick sucker.

Niggers tongue my anus

>be me
>be 14
>be first day of high school
>nervousasfuck.mov
>go to class
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everbody walk the dinosaur
>teacher bursts into treats
>10/10 checking me out
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>runs out class
>bumps it shrek
>offended the mighty ogrelord
>he's angry
>"it's all ogre now laddeh"
>prepareyouranus.jpeg
>he pulls down his trousers
>suddenly, sonic appears
>shrek just shat himself
>sonic runs over to shrek with his bare cock
>he tackles him and thrusts his mighty phallus into shrek's ass
>"gotta go fast!"
>sonic roars, before shrek's anal crevice is destroyed with his powerful sperm
>sonic flys out the window
>crys a little
>sonic is love, sonic is life
>go home
>see mom
>she made my favorite soup
>shewantstheD.avi.exe.mov.jpeg.png
>mfw

Go back to your own board, /pol/ack.

OP IS A FAGGOT AND I LOVE HIM!

Osama bin Laden is my hero.

Hello fellow /b/ rothers. Everyone remembers that faggy cancerous website called Know Your Meme? Recently, some shitposter got banned and the community splitted splitted in two parts:
The ones who miss the legacy of this shitposter.
The ones who dont.
So we will do the following: create a fake account, change your name to "Justice4Huarez" , change your avatar to this:

then start uploading nasty gore NSFW images to the MLP gallery over and over again until the gallery 404's

INB4 new fags ruin this.

>soundsgoodman.png

Alright /b/, I'm gonna an hero.
Whoever rolls a 76 decides how.

Just hurry it up. Nobody wants you on this planet you colossal cock-mongoling, nipple twisting, dog-fucking faggot. Now go castrate yourself you pathetic little shit.

(Insert gore here)

>be 9 year old me
>love Shrek and have all the merchandise
>Dad sends me to bed and calls me a faggot
>A warmth moves towards me, its Shrek
>Spaghetti falls out of his pockets

Childhood experiences thread

>be me
>be in gym class
>free day
>sits on bleachers with friend doing nothing
>coach says to play basketball
>fuck that
>teacher sends girl to get us off the bleachers
>bitch stands there talking for 30 minutes straight
>tell her to fuck off
>she goes back to the coach
>friend takes out pencils
>"if we sharpen them we can stab her!"
>tells him he's a giant dumbass
>makes pencil knives anyway
>bitch comes back
>i yell "I'll cut you!"
>she runs back to the coach
>weresofucked.jpeg
>coach walks over to us
>she looks really mad
>tells us we shouldn't be damaging the bleachers with pencils
>wat
>get scott free after threatening little girl
>mfw

Your turn /b/

apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'heat is die'

'no'

and you??????

7/10

Whats the point of a /b/ simulator when we can just go on /b/?

because over here is much safer for work, in /B/ Tits and Vaginas and dicks are singing their national anthems

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

WINRAR

I'm 12 and what is this?

Fucking summerfags