>be working at internship for non-profit BUSINESS studying homosexual butterflies at tax payer expense
>A man wearing an offensive ensemble of a Trilby, italian tuxedo and a ron paul shirt waltzes in smiling at the otherkin females
>I am instantly triggered
>“Hello Xir, how are you doing today?” I try my hardest
>He looks at me and grins “Its another fine day in America”
>grrrr, this is CALIFORNIA which is rightfully mexico, but i keep my cool
>“So how was driving down here on our ROADS” gotcha :)
>“Roads? haha who needs roads, the free market hooked me up with a hovercraft.”
>My dawkins he is trying to oppress me!
>“look at this, my special snowflake” he pulls out a gu-g-g-gun!
>“.50 cal elephant dropper right here, made in the USA baby”
>“s-sir theres no firearms allowed..”
>“You can’t tell i 3-d printed this up? you are threatening my rights and robbing me by telling me a porkbarrel like studying faggot butterflies is worth my hard earned money”
>“But since the free market allows morality to prosper, i won’t drop your degenerate ass with a plastic round for robbing my heritage”
>I am trembling, trying to read the liberal rulebook for answers to his lies
>but who needs facts
>“DIE YOU CIS SCUM OH HELP ME OBAMA!
>he smiles and puts down his chic-fil-A sandwich
>I try to call the police, but since the 9-11 service was restricted to POC, and had to apologize to the poor oppressed Indian man taking my call
>He takes out a jar with a butterfly in it.
>it completely absorbs my child-like liberal attention
>”see this, the free market allowed me to breed the most heterosexual alpha male butterfly in God’s realm."
>He opens the jar and the butterfly flaps over and rapes all the beautiful lesbian butterflies we have been force training since the Clinton era.
>all that progress ruined with a single blast of butterfly semen.
>im dryheaving. my soul is ruined by this white oppressor
>he lets a round go before he leaves and thanks god for everything.
>Butterfly cum everywhere
