And then, I summon Kisume!
Adam West is hit in the head and takes 7331 damage! (Lolwut?)
Adam West fainted.
DYNAMIC ENTRY FROM THE DEAD!
Sneak attack on RG! Steals nickel.
RG casts disable on TehBishop!
TehBishop was disabled.
RG passes out Opal and Ruby rings to his team!
I squish RG’s team!
RG casts Life2 on Mellow! Mellow fainted!
Something is happening…
Tristan is evolving!
Tristan evolved to Tristan!
Tristan uses Fair advantage!
Tristan joined Mellow’s party!
Tristan used headbutt on RG!
RG is stunned!
I’m immune to negative status effects.
RG doublecasts Silence and Blind on Tristan!
animecello casts Cello!
Epic music begins to play and everyone dies. The end.
Thank God I had Reflect.
The spell is reflected off RG’s party and back at the caster!
RG doublecasts Annul and Disable on animecello!
Pic Related: It’s my alligator and I
My magic is too powerful.
I SEND IN THE ROFLCOPTER!!!
Tristan uses reversal!
Tristan uses Phoenix Down on RG!
Tristan eats apart of RG!
Tristan gained RG’s abilitys!
RG loses all abilitys!
Mellow uses Double Gravity Bind on RG!
Wouldn’t using an inverted Phoenix Down on someone with reverse reverse the inversion effect?
I’m still alive!
I’m already immune to negative status effects.
RG triplecasts Life2 on Mellow, Dispel on Tristan, and Reflectga on his own party.
Mellow’s undead self fainted, and Tristan loses all positive effects he thought he had.
RG’s party’s reflect shields got stronger!
OH NOES! A LION!
Big Heavy Kirby gets into the roflcopter without permission…
RG, I’m at a loss of words. And spells. I’m fleeing.
The natural order is changed and big heavy Kirby turns to glue. The black knight from monty python and the holy grail drops from the heavens and unsheathes his sword.
RG casts Holy on the Black Knight! BK is weak to Holy! 9999 damage!
Big Heavy Kirby turned into badass Glue Monster!
RG casts Waterja!
Justin joins as Sepheroth!
Sepheroth casts Meteor.
deals 1,000,000 damage to all apoosing enemy’s
RG summons KOTR!
Sephy takes 3478 damage from KOTR.
shepy summons Jenova-DEATH
i know my FF7 stuffs.
I’m immune to fire.
Jenova-DEATH casts Ice3
That doesn’t even make sense. Jenova DEATH doesn’t have Ice3.
RG casts Flare II on Justin!
Jenova-DEATH transforms into Jenova-SYNTHISIS!
RG casts Destroy!
All enemies faint!
RG used an elixir.
Jenova-SYNTHISIS casts Ultima! COUNTDOWN TIMER:5
I already kicked your ass.
RG casts Meteor on Justin’s corpse!
you only killed my summon. Sephy use X4 Slash on RG
Destroy kills ALL enemies. EVERYTHING.
“Revives evrything” RED LEADER STANDING BY.
RG casts Annul on Red Leader.
RG summons Anima again! Anima doublecasts Ultima; 199,998 damage!
WHAT DO YOU DO NOOW
RG should post a picture of his character(s)
EDIT: It says Real Genius on that potato guy.
Barret enters the battle feild! Barret uses Limit Breaker!: Big Shot on Anima! caused 322423 damage!
Black Knight’s HP is reduced to 6 He continues to shamelessly re-enact Monty Python Skits, he then accumulates $7 off of his performance and jumps on the nearest bus heading to Toronto. “Try and catch me now!”
Ignoring Sephy’s dead ass.
Final Fantasy 7 is overrated.
RG casts Anti-FF7 Lv. 16!
Anyone who mentions FF7 positively takes infinite damage!
Panzer Unit 004 enters the battlefield!
Panzer unit calls on Panzer tanks!
Panzer Tank IV uses Panzergranate causing 378432 damage to everyone in a 50 meter radius!
RG uses Thundaja!
Panzer IV-1 Is Immbilized and takes 1,999 damage! electronics disabled!
Tristan uses Well Written Story!
RG has lost spells!
Tristan uses Plot Hole!
RG has lost ability “Immune”!
Tristan uses Wordsmith Wrath!
RG has switched class to “Bard”!
RG uses bad movie adaptation!
RG gets spells back.
RG uses easy plot device device!
RG is immune again!
RG switches class to Freelancer! RG promotes to Reporter!
+3 speed! +6 Camera accuracy! +9001 annoy enemies!
RG uses “Peerless Wind God”
RG uses Rapid Fire on his corpse!
I still have my freelancer abilities, and that makes me awesome!
Tristan, how do you feel about your epic failure? Do you think you have enough honor to ever fight again? Was it important for you to win? Why did you lose?