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Another Roleplay Thread: The Epic Sequel
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Dec 20, 2014 at 05:15PM EST.
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"So CIA, i was wondering why someone would shoot a man before trowing him out of a plane"
Spirit Coyote
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"Yarharhar, me name be Foxy the Pirate Fox!"
James Blunt wrote:
"So CIA, i was wondering why someone would shoot a man before trowing him out of a plane"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the CIA, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on big guy mercenaries, and I have over 300 confirmed flight plans. I am trained in pistol warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire CIA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my own plane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am changing the flight plan i filed with the agency and erasing your name off the list right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic big thing you call your guy. You’re fucking dead, big guy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my handgun and plane. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CIA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, big guy.
"Sam, stop….Sam…just stop…stop…..Sam"
Roarshack wrote:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the CIA, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on big guy mercenaries, and I have over 300 confirmed flight plans. I am trained in pistol warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire CIA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my own plane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am changing the flight plan i filed with the agency and erasing your name off the list right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic big thing you call your guy. You’re fucking dead, big guy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my handgun and plane. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CIA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, big guy.
"for you"
James Blunt wrote:
"for you"
"Alright then big guy."
throws you out the plane
"HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!"
Sir Soundwave
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"You are all under arrest for violating the laws against the Senate!"
Sir Soundwave wrote:
"You are all under arrest for violating the laws against the Senate!"
"No! This can't be happening" CIA thought, "I'm in charge here!"
Sir Soundwave
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Roarshack wrote:
"No! This can't be happening" CIA thought, "I'm in charge here!"
"I have no imformation on this 'CIA' of yours but I have three questions for you
ONE: who the hell are you?
TWO: what are you trying to accomplish here-'
Hey guys, I'm Rob Harris. I'm gonna get my parachute lines tangled and fall to my death while skysurfing! See you in an hour. [Jumps out of plane]
Um, excuse me, you're only supposed to roleplay as your avatar, Jesus Christ guys.
0.9999...=1 wrote:
Um, excuse me, you're only supposed to roleplay as your avatar, Jesus Christ guys.
i am new at this pls no bully ;(
Roarshack wrote:
i am new at this pls no bully ;(
Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you. I'm actually quite a fun and pleasant guy.
No, really! Just watch me whimsically play with this delightful childlike toy:
Alright, so I was having a bit of a bad day…
0.9999...=1 wrote:
Um, excuse me, you're only supposed to roleplay as your avatar, Jesus Christ guys.
"GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE"
This is bandit one-two, preparing to shoot down a flight that has violated our borders.
Well Enclave just protecting another American citizen in need.
:33 < no one cared about ac until she put on the shipping goggles!
Kekkats
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And everyone here died. The end.
I sense the great pestilence inside all of you.
Don't worry I'm a doctor and my cure is most effective when it comes to the disease.
Sir Soundwave
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"I may not be as wise as Alpha Trion"
[Fires upon the combatants in the Thread]
Meanwhile, a short distance from this event…
Celestia, I wonder… what's the chess equivalent of the Hart Trophy?
With a fighter jet, giant robot, crazy witch doctor, and a furry robot all fucking around on the plane, it soon crashed into vault filled with cartoon horses
"So my friends in Langley are going to be sending another plane, and the flight plan on that plane, lists me, my men, Dr.Pavel here, but only one of you!"
Darkrai was eating popcorn in the background because, honestly, why not?
Sir Soundwave
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Roarshack wrote:
With a fighter jet, giant robot, crazy witch doctor, and a furry robot all fucking around on the plane, it soon crashed into vault filled with cartoon horses
"So my friends in Langley are going to be sending another plane, and the flight plan on that plane, lists me, my men, Dr.Pavel here, but only one of you!"
Screw this plane I'm out.
A Vertibird flies by and picks me up
Don't worry I'll send renforcements!
NottaWotta
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High Pitch Beeping Noise
"What the hell, a new type of Romanov?"
Begins shooting at transformer
Sir Soundwave
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"I'M UNDER FIRE!"
[Returns fire against Sam Gideon]