I'm not sure what the hell is going on lately
When I sleep in my own room, and I wake up, I smell like butter…really really delicious butter
w….what?
I just checked the fridge, all I have is Margarine (I still can't believe that shit is not butter)
I don't have any popcorn because that shit is harmful to my digestive track
so why is it that I smell and feel like someone's lathered hot oily butter all over my body while I'm asleep?
Is my room haunted by a ghost with a butter fetish?
Do I sleepwalk to the convenience store to buy tubs of butter???
I DON'T KNOW, wtf
so I go to the nearest pharmacy, trying to explain to the dude there my problem…the dude and the people around me start giving me weird looks… they have no idea what I'm talking about
So I start getting nervous, and I start having the shakes
Then spaghetti falls out of my pockets…
spaghetti fucking EVERYWHERE all over the floor
The pharmacy dude gives me such an angry look, probably because he expects me to clean it up.
Everyone else standing around me is giggling and shit
So I start scrambling the spaghetti back in my pocket
Shit was so embarassing, what a goddamn mess :(
