"Again SRJ began to teach beside the sea. And a very large crowd gathered about him so that he got into a boat and sat in it on the sea; and the whole crowd was beside the sea on the land. And he taught them many things in parables, and in his teaching he said to them: "Listen! A user logged on to post. And as he posted, some posts fell along the path, and the trolls came and devoured it. Other posts fell on fast boards, where it had much traffic, and immediately responses sprang up; but since it had no depth of content, when the sun rose it was buried, and since it had no root it auto-locked. Other posts fell among controversies and the shitstorm grew up and choked it, and it yielded no memes. And other posts fell into good soil and brought forth upvotes, growing up and increasing and yielding thirtyfold and sixtyfold and a hundredfold." And he said, "He who has ears to hear, let him hear." And when he was alone, those who were about him with the twelve asked him concerning the parables. And he said to them, "To you has been given the secret of the kingdom of memes, but for those outside everything is in parables; so that they may indeed see but not perceive, and may indeed hear but not understand; lest they should turn again, and be forgiven." And he said to them, "Do you not understand this parable? How then will you understand all the parables? The poster post the word. And these are the ones along the forums, where the word is posted; when they hear, Deadpool immediately comes and takes away the word which is posted in them. And these in like manner are the ones posted upon foolish boards, who, when they hear the word, immediately receive it with joy; and they have no root in themselves, but endure for a while; then, when criticism or downvotes arises on account of the word, immediately they fall away. And others are the ones posted among controversies; they are those who hear the word, but the cares of the world, and the delight in social justice, and the desire for other things, enter in and choke the word, and it proves unfruitful. But those that were posted upon the good threads are the ones who hear the word and accept it and bear upvotes, thirtyfold and sixtyfold and a hundredfold." -Mark chapter 4; verses 1-20
