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Your last request- The execution thread

Last posted Mar 03, 2015 at 02:30AM EST. Added Mar 01, 2015 at 02:02AM EST
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So you're being held at gunpoint, the criminal holding you there is getting surrounded as we speak and he's slightly psychotic. The criminal pulls back the hammer of his gun and asks you:
"Got any last requests?"
So basically, what would your last request be before being shot?

I would probably recite some long winded speech from a movie or play or videogame so that the police will have time to take him down.

If that's not an option: "That's a pretty sweet gun ya got there bro. Mind if I take a looksy?

"I challenge you to a duel. Blades at sundown." I'll gamble that if he specced into guns, he may have a disadvantage with melee weapons. If my calculations are correct, I may have watched just enough anime to have gained just enough katana skills to beat him.

"Kill me"
He wouldn't be able to kill me because he would have to kill me before he kills me but he can't kill me before killing me because I would be dead and you can't kill dead people because people that is dead can't die while being dead. He wouldn't be able to kill me because he wouldn't be able to kill me after killing me.

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