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Okay, here’s how it goes:

someone starts with, “Fortunately…” and states something good, and someone counters it with “Unfortunately…” and knocks someone’s fortune on its ass. Also, try not to continue on the same Fortunately or soon people will start flaming, try and move on when a topic dies. THIS MEANS YOU ANN HIRO.

I’ll start

Fortunately babby is safe.

I don’t get it.

Unfortunately you contracted AIDS.

Fortunately crime rates are down.

Since when do women wear condoms?

This may be knowing too much but… women CAN wear condoms. I don’t really wanna post pics on KYM but here’s a Wikipedia article about them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom

Thanks Jostin, the day isn’t complete until I’m utterly disturbed.

(joking)

….. anny way……
UNFORTUNATELY-the condom broke and now I’m pregnant!
FORTUNATELY- we’re prepared

UNFORTUNATELY – It was your sister’s.

FORTUNATELY – I won the lottery.

UNFORTUNATELY- The holocaust happened.

FORTUNATELY – I was german.

UNFORTUNATELY, your parents believed a little too much in “keeping the master race pure” and you were born with 5 kinds of developmental disabilities.

FORTUNATELY, you had fun at camp!

UNFORTUNATELY, it was a death camp.

FORTUNATELY, I passed my chemistry test. :D

UNFORTUNATELY, You failed everything else

FORTUNATELY, I’m on a short vacation tomorrow

UNFORTUNATLEY- Its on JET-BLUE
FORTUNATLEY- IT’S FRIDAY!

UNFORTUNATELY – They are covered with snot

FORTUNATELY – My family has won 1,50 euro with a lotery

UNFORTUNATELY – It was a purebred Stabyhoun.
FORTUNATELY – You own 5 of them.

UNFORTUNATELY – They are not housetrained.

FORTUNATELY – It is not your house.

UNFORTUNATELY- I was poisoned instead

FORTUNATELY- I have the vaccine! :D

UNFORTUNATELY – You’re a boy

FORTUNATELY – I am ze Übermeeeensch!!!

UNFORTUNATELY- I don’t, but don’t tell your parents, kids!

FORTUNATELY- ROBOBABBY IS GO!!!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY- It had an accident in the cargo department.

FORTUNATELY- It can be replaced.

UNFORTUANATELY- It costs money.

FORTUNATELY-

Unfortunately---The nickel belonged to a horny Internet predator.

Fortunately-----I left him my Mother-in laws number!

(btw…original idea TehBishop…TY4fun)

Peace&Respect All

Unfortunately- You gave the wrong adress.

Fortunately- He hit your annoying next door neighbor.

UNFORTUNATELY- It’s not a real license.

FORTUNATELY- The Judge doesn’t know that.

UNFORTUNATELY – The jury is racist to all non-black people.

FORTUNATELY – You have your Guy Fawkes mask with you.

UNFORTUNATELY- They just don’t make ’em like they use to.

FORTUNATELY-

UNFORTUNATELY- This looked shopped.

FORTUNATELY- I have a real one.

UNFORTUNATELY – It doesn’t want to come out of it’s cage.

FORTUNATELY – Everything went better than expected.

UNFORTUNATELY – You lost it.
FORTUNATELY – I just won the game. (But you lost.)

UNFORTUNATELY – I accidentally the game by zero.
FORTUNATELY – That’s a three-meme combo, triples GET.

UNFORTUNATELY – Your karma went down.

FORTUNATELY – It was by me.

UNFORTUNATELY – You got a 0 because you’re dumb.
FORTUNATELY – I will help you with your homework.

UNFORTUNATELY- He sabotaged you.

FORTUNATELY- I got an A on mine!

UNFORTUNATELY – It was a mistake and you actually got an F.

FORTUNATELY – I was the teacher who pointed out the mistake.

UNFORTUNATELY – I have that teacher
FORTUNATELY – I AM that teacher