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Fortunatley Unfortunately

Last posted Mar 25, 2010 at 05:43PM EDT. Added Feb 18, 2010 at 06:46PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – That teacher got shot by one of their rape victims

FORTUNATELY – I was not the shooter, and I have ice cream

Feb 21, 2010 at 12:57PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – It is poison flavored

FORTUNATELY – I have the antidote.

Feb 21, 2010 at 03:57PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – You ate recalled PEANUT BUTTER, which is deadly

FORTUNATELY – I decided to have a turkey sandwich that day

Feb 21, 2010 at 08:04PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – All the Turkeys went extinct.

FORTUNATELY – Chickens had massive increase in population!

Feb 21, 2010 at 09:54PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – My “girlfriend” is fatally allergic to chickens, ate a chicken sandwich by accident, and died.

FORTUNATELY – My “girlfriend” was in 3rd grade

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:00PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – Pedobear stole her from you
FORTUNATELY – Pedobear will eventually be done “using” her

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:30PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY, Pedobear will eat her after.

FORTUNATELY, you can now start dating in your age group.

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:47PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – You are.

FORTUNATELY – I have absolutely nothing to say.

Feb 22, 2010 at 01:36AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY: because of my “cucumber” in your mouth.

FORTUNATELY: You can take the cucumber out and make a salad…

Feb 22, 2010 at 10:07AM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – I hate salads.

FOURTUNATELY – I have the flu so I can’t taste anything.

Feb 22, 2010 at 10:21AM EST
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UNJORTUNATELY- You also have Kluver-Bucy Syndrome

JORTUNATELY- You’re 4chan approved!

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Feb 22, 2010 at 12:53PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY: 4chan rips on people’s spelling mistakes like, “UNJORTUNATELY.”

FORTUNATELY: OP is a fag

Feb 22, 2010 at 12:54PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – It´s Billy Mays

FORTUNATELY – I forgive you :)

Feb 22, 2010 at 02:41PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – My name is better

FORTUNATELY – It´s not your fault

Feb 22, 2010 at 02:45PM EST
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unfortunately – That is not your real name

fortunately – It’s my real name :D

Feb 22, 2010 at 02:46PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – I can´t habeeb it

FORTUNATELYTWINKIE HOUSE!!!

Feb 22, 2010 at 02:49PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – I am now the most recent poster

FORTUNATELY – I just drank some juice, and it was delicious

Feb 22, 2010 at 04:23PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – This thread has already gone through ice cream

FORTUNATELY – I still love you :D

Feb 22, 2010 at 04:52PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – I tired that, IDK WHAT’S GOING ONE

FORTUNATELY – I am no longer doped up

Feb 22, 2010 at 04:58PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – You’ve had an allergic reaction

FORTUNATELY – I know where your allergy shot is

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:04PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY- You’re not immune to this.

FORTUNATELY- You have Tic-tacs.

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:06PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – The store is out of Tic-Tac’s

FORTUNATELY – I have a pack right here

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:10PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – There is only one left, and that guy over there asked first

FORTUNATELY – You asked politely

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:13PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY- He tried to kill me for it.

FORTUNATELY- I gave him an overnight sleep with the fishes.

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:16PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – The cops have a witness

FORTUNATELY – That witness is me

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:17PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The bribe was fake, and the snitch, snitched

FORTUNATELY – I can bail you out of jail

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:20PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The hamburger is the new sex position

FORTUNATELY – I am a trap

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:22PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY- It’s in front of the prisoners.

FORTUNATELY- A riot happened before it was scheduled.

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:27PM EST
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UNFORTUNATELY – The guard doesn’t care

FORTUNATELY – Superman came to save me!

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:28PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – You are still in jail

FORTUNATELY – You are super strong and can break free

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:31PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – He knows how to use a gun

FORTUNATELY – So does that guy standing over there

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:34PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY – The lazer is out of batteries

FORTUNATELY – I have some spares

Feb 22, 2010 at 05:37PM EST
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