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ITT: SMART jokes.

Last posted Feb 26, 2010 at 11:06PM EST. Added Feb 26, 2010 at 05:14PM EST
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rules:
if someone doesnt get it, explain it. dont be a jerk.

MINE:
what did iron say to silver when they saw plutonium?
PU!

Feb 26, 2010 at 05:14PM EST
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Dude 1: Hey, take a bite of this snapple!

Dude 2: Don’t mind if I do. bite Ow! It’s metal!

Dude 1: It’s an apple infused with tin.

Dude 2: ….

(Those of you who know your Periodic Tale should be laughing by now.)

Feb 26, 2010 at 05:19PM EST
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@jack

Ha.

Feb 26, 2010 at 05:26PM EST

i c wat u did thar – old XKCD joke is old.

Last edited Aug 24, 2010 at 02:45AM EDT
Feb 26, 2010 at 05:30PM EST
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What did one physics professor say to another about the multi-dimensional string theory?

“I bet Michio Kaku had to pull some strings to get that one through!”

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Feb 26, 2010 at 05:59PM EST
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(Wiped off, due to rule breaking by sweatie-killer, edited by sweatie-killer.)

Last edited Feb 26, 2010 at 09:06PM EST
Feb 26, 2010 at 06:05PM EST

This joke is old…:

2 hydrogen atom were walking down the street
One fell down, so the other one asked him “Are you alright?”.
The first atom replied “I think I lost an electron”. the other atom doubted “Are you sure?”
The first atom replied back “I’m positive”

Feb 26, 2010 at 06:17PM EST
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@norsehorse89

Sorry did not know.

I will not do it again.

Last edited Feb 26, 2010 at 09:05PM EST
Feb 26, 2010 at 08:54PM EST
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