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There are no women on the internet.

Last posted Mar 16, 2010 at 01:16PM EDT. Added Mar 12, 2010 at 01:41PM EST
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About a month ago Average Joe wrote:

“There are no women on the internet. That said, there are no men, either. Technically, there are no biological entities on the internet. Just pulses of electricity, represented by 1’s and 0’s. We men and women are using the internet, and are represented by accounts. There are no masculine or feminine accounts, for there are also made of data, a.k.a representations of pulses of electricity via 1’s and 0’s. Even if a portion of an account is a representation of gender via text and/or photo, that portion of the account itself is data, a.k.a more 1’s and 0’s. It’s like wearing a mask; the plastic is what you mean for others to see you as, but the plastic is not a part of you. That is, the plastic is not you, the plastic is itself (plastic). Likewise, you are not the plastic, you are yourself.

None the less, there is room for the existance of traps, and the same goes for women. By the way, even if there were no women using the internet, as a rule, then by default we could assume that no user could be a women, and therefore, we would know that anyone claiming to be a women is lying. So, it’s either both traps and women, or neither."

In short: Joe proved your wrong, WITH SCIENCE!!!

Mar 12, 2010 at 01:47PM EST
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@ Zombie. No internet, she’s just on Word :P

Last edited Mar 12, 2010 at 01:49PM EST
Mar 12, 2010 at 01:49PM EST
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hmm… How to prove I’m a woman. :/ This is hard, I’m going back to the kitchen.

Mar 12, 2010 at 02:45PM EST
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lol, thanks Dave. Cats are rich in protein and magnesium! i think

Mar 12, 2010 at 03:36PM EST
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Cuuuute :3

Posting it on 4chan

Last edited Mar 12, 2010 at 05:10PM EST
Mar 12, 2010 at 05:10PM EST
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gdafsuhfsug! no!! you’s better not! >:(!!

Mar 12, 2010 at 05:13PM EST
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I still wouldn’t risk posting my pic on 4chan. They might make me cry! ;___;

Mar 12, 2010 at 05:23PM EST
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God-damn you Half-Japanese girls
do it to me everytime

Oh the redhead said you shred the cello
and I’m jello, baby.

lol, I suddenly got El Scorcho in my head when I saw ur pic. XD

Mar 12, 2010 at 05:24PM EST
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@HackerOnHacker

Seeing as Dave wants everyone to post their boobs (that is not a mistake, either, everyone) it probably is, yes.

Mar 12, 2010 at 11:10PM EST
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The only way to prove if your a girl:

TITS OR GTFO.

Last edited Mar 13, 2010 at 12:16AM EST
Mar 13, 2010 at 12:15AM EST
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I remember in high school I had another double D friend and she challenged me to the ultimate “BEWB BATTLE!”
It never went through though…

high five

but even if there are pictures, we could have just pulled them off the internet somewhere. Not even pictures are trustworthy.

Last edited Mar 13, 2010 at 01:03AM EST
Mar 13, 2010 at 01:03AM EST
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I ain’t postin mah double D’s

I can’t help but think this is the most heterosexual thread since The Official Nickleback Sucks Thread.

That has to mean something.

Mar 13, 2010 at 02:36AM EST
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I would like to point out that, since I previously could not defend myself, I did not create this thread to see tits.

However, it was a ploy of reverse-psychology.

Mar 15, 2010 at 01:38PM EDT
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Mar 16, 2010 at 11:35AM EDT
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