Ride a Go-Cart through the Store. Hit Shopping Carts to get points. Aim for fully-loaded Shopping Carts to gain Bonus Points.
(unsure what the number for now is but ill just guess) 42. Do a barrel roll
91. Cosplay as John Rambo and sneak around in the Gardening Section of the Store, pretending to look for some NVA General.
Number 8675309- Explain that you don’t have enough money on you write now. Then pull out a piece of parchment and a knife and ask if you could make a Blood Pact instead of paying.
98. Stand under the Tanning Lamps for 5 Minutes and then run around screaming “OH MY GOD THE TANNING LAMPS GAVE ME CANCER!!!!”
Turn on NASCAR, look dis-interested.
Turn on NASCAR, see a car accident. Scream “F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!” At the Top of your Lungs.
head to a computer, try to go on KYM, when you cant scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
90. Run around the Electronics Section screaming random Gibbrish about how Apple is an “Evil Empire.”
900. Offer DVDs that you Pirated off of Limewire for free in the DVDs Section in full view of the counter where you can buy DVDs.
9000. Go to the Cell Phone and scream gibberish about how Cell Phones give you Brain Tumors.
1. Find someone walking around the store
2. Start walking in front of them.
3. Turn around and start walking backwards, looking the person straight in the eyes. Continue this until they get uncomfortable and leave.
4. Repeat with another person.
Throw a pie at the manager.
Go to the zoo (aka-Walmart) flip off the monkeys (aka-Manager of the zoo)
Dress like an Eskimo and hide in the freezers in the frozen food section. Bonus points if you can build an igloo out of frozen dinners.
Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart”.
When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men’s carts when they aren’t looking.
Make sure somebody’s in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say “AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!” Until someone asks if you’re alright. When they do, get up and say, “Yes, I’m fine, why?” And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
ID: 2349 1
Order a pizza from the cashier
ID: 2349 2
Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
Log onto one of the computers. Concentrate on the screen. when somebody walks by, jump back, scream, and hide under the shelf/table/etc. with your hands over your ears. When somebody checks to see if you are okay, say “It was the face again, man. It was the face!”
Cosplay as M. Bison in the section where they sell the Tapes.
Use a Box of Sidewalk Chalk on the Floor Tiles.
#9999. (Critical Hit!)
“Test” one of the Hunting Rifles inside the Store.
Try to rape little girls.
73. Ride a bike throughout the store while holding a rake like a lance, screaming, “I AM KING ARTHUR”
74. March through the aisles waving a blood-stained sword in the air, shouting “Liberty, Freedom, and Enfranchisement!”
Find the Nerf swords, then have an all out battle in the toy section
Who hasn’t done that?
i have, its on teh internets
Start a Communist revolution, only to be kicked out by two Chinese officers.
haha that video is part of a Meme i submitted awhile ago lol
Actually you can get kicked out for bringing a camera in walmart, for some reason you arent allowed to bring video cameras in
Take pictures of people while they are not looking with flash on. When they turn around, awkwardly look away.
Stuff socks down your pants and walk throughout the store casually.
Pretend to have “Mother %
*&&ing Tourette’s syndrome, God $&@^ it!!! @&^$!!!”
Then calmly walk through the store being super polite.
Dress as the Thief Class from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and walk through the store whistling and glancing over at the Cash Register, then glance at the Security Guard nervously. Repeat as needed.
Say “I’ll be bach” and drive a truck through the front door of WalMart.
Works every time.
I was part of a troupe that did that, we all dressed as TF2 characters and caused chaos… Didn’t get kick out though.
Bring a rubber hose, duct tape, and bottles of baby oil to the counter. Tell them it’s game night.
Brag about your new Ferrari
Run around with a Nerf Sword screamng “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!”
Shout “LEEROY JENKINS!”
69. you figure it out
Start a workers union.
set all the radios to mexican talk show stations
90. Create a mariachi band composed of Mirical whip jars in celebration of of Cinco De mayo
91. Cosplay as Colin and try to buy Merchandise at 75% of what it Normally Costs.
92. Cosplay as Mokou and run around lighting things on fire screaming about how you’re “fireproof.”
Do this in WalMart:
1. Go to little girls clothing section.
2. stick under wear on head
3. run around store
4.throw shit at security
5.run out door, and back in on other side of Wal-mart
steal a shopping cart
Did this today… so epic lol
Run around Walmart in a Military Uniform screaming “FOR THE EMPEROR!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs.
Go in, ask for manager, when manager comes, say fuck you.
If the Manager is female say, “Want to here a Joke?” and as soon as she asks what the joke is say “Women’s rights.” It’ll get you kicked out. And slapped, hard. And you may have a small to large sized angry mob chasing you as an added bonus!
^Vlad, I am dissapoint
46. Run around the Store attempting to Gag and bind people with Underwear and Socks.
Attempt a robbery! You’ll get kicked out for sure.
Also, 100 post get.