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100+ ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Last posted Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT. Added May 02, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT
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Ride a Go-Cart through the Store. Hit Shopping Carts to get points. Aim for fully-loaded Shopping Carts to gain Bonus Points.

May 03, 2010 at 02:37PM EDT

(unsure what the number for now is but ill just guess) 42. Do a barrel roll

May 03, 2010 at 05:37PM EDT

91. Cosplay as John Rambo and sneak around in the Gardening Section of the Store, pretending to look for some NVA General.

Last edited May 07, 2010 at 06:25PM EDT
May 03, 2010 at 05:41PM EDT

Number 8675309- Explain that you don’t have enough money on you write now. Then pull out a piece of parchment and a knife and ask if you could make a Blood Pact instead of paying.

May 03, 2010 at 05:45PM EDT

98. Stand under the Tanning Lamps for 5 Minutes and then run around screaming “OH MY GOD THE TANNING LAMPS GAVE ME CANCER!!!!”

May 03, 2010 at 05:47PM EDT

Turn on NASCAR, look dis-interested.

May 03, 2010 at 05:50PM EDT

Turn on NASCAR, see a car accident. Scream “F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!” At the Top of your Lungs.

May 03, 2010 at 05:51PM EDT

head to a computer, try to go on KYM, when you cant scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

May 03, 2010 at 05:52PM EDT

90. Run around the Electronics Section screaming random Gibbrish about how Apple is an “Evil Empire.”

900. Offer DVDs that you Pirated off of Limewire for free in the DVDs Section in full view of the counter where you can buy DVDs.

9000. Go to the Cell Phone and scream gibberish about how Cell Phones give you Brain Tumors.

Last edited May 04, 2010 at 12:57PM EDT
May 03, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT

1. Find someone walking around the store
2. Start walking in front of them.
3. Turn around and start walking backwards, looking the person straight in the eyes. Continue this until they get uncomfortable and leave.
4. Repeat with another person.

May 03, 2010 at 07:03PM EDT

Go to the zoo (aka-Walmart) flip off the monkeys (aka-Manager of the zoo)

May 03, 2010 at 07:19PM EDT

Dress like an Eskimo and hide in the freezers in the frozen food section. Bonus points if you can build an igloo out of frozen dinners.

May 04, 2010 at 08:39AM EDT

ID: 9023489237689
Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart”.
ID: -4
When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
ID: 218
Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men’s carts when they aren’t looking.
ID: 9203
Make sure somebody’s in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say “AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!” Until someone asks if you’re alright. When they do, get up and say, “Yes, I’m fine, why?” And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.

ID: 2349 1
Order a pizza from the cashier
ID: 2349 2
Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred

Last edited May 04, 2010 at 11:30AM EDT
May 04, 2010 at 11:15AM EDT

Log onto one of the computers. Concentrate on the screen. when somebody walks by, jump back, scream, and hide under the shelf/table/etc. with your hands over your ears. When somebody checks to see if you are okay, say “It was the face again, man. It was the face!”

May 04, 2010 at 11:51AM EDT

Cosplay as M. Bison in the section where they sell the Tapes.

Use a Box of Sidewalk Chalk on the Floor Tiles.

#9999. (Critical Hit!)
“Test” one of the Hunting Rifles inside the Store.

Last edited May 05, 2010 at 01:26PM EDT
May 04, 2010 at 12:57PM EDT

73. Ride a bike throughout the store while holding a rake like a lance, screaming, “I AM KING ARTHUR

May 04, 2010 at 02:36PM EDT

74. March through the aisles waving a blood-stained sword in the air, shouting “Liberty, Freedom, and Enfranchisement!”

May 04, 2010 at 03:53PM EDT

Find the Nerf swords, then have an all out battle in the toy section

May 04, 2010 at 05:35PM EDT

Start a Communist revolution, only to be kicked out by two Chinese officers.

May 04, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT

haha that video is part of a Meme i submitted awhile ago lol

Actually you can get kicked out for bringing a camera in walmart, for some reason you arent allowed to bring video cameras in

May 04, 2010 at 10:17PM EDT

Take pictures of people while they are not looking with flash on. When they turn around, awkwardly look away.

May 04, 2010 at 10:23PM EDT

Pretend to have “Mother %*&&ing Tourette’s syndrome, God $&@^ it!!! @&^$!!!”

Then calmly walk through the store being super polite.

May 05, 2010 at 09:04AM EDT

Dress as the Thief Class from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and walk through the store whistling and glancing over at the Cash Register, then glance at the Security Guard nervously. Repeat as needed.

Last edited May 05, 2010 at 01:26PM EDT
May 05, 2010 at 01:25PM EDT

Say “I’ll be bach” and drive a truck through the front door of WalMart.
Works every time.

May 05, 2010 at 02:08PM EDT

I was part of a troupe that did that, we all dressed as TF2 characters and caused chaos… Didn’t get kick out though.

May 05, 2010 at 04:51PM EDT

Bring a rubber hose, duct tape, and bottles of baby oil to the counter. Tell them it’s game night.

May 05, 2010 at 05:30PM EDT

Run around with a Nerf Sword screamng “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!”

May 06, 2010 at 12:55PM EDT

Start a workers union.

May 06, 2010 at 05:44PM EDT

set all the radios to mexican talk show stations

Last edited May 06, 2010 at 06:02PM EDT
May 06, 2010 at 06:01PM EDT

91. Cosplay as Colin and try to buy Merchandise at 75% of what it Normally Costs.

92. Cosplay as Mokou and run around lighting things on fire screaming about how you’re “fireproof.”

May 07, 2010 at 05:34PM EDT

Do this in WalMart:

Last edited May 07, 2010 at 08:52PM EDT
May 07, 2010 at 05:38PM EDT

1. Go to little girls clothing section.
2. stick under wear on head
3. run around store
4.throw shit at security out door, and back in on other side of Wal-mart

May 07, 2010 at 05:48PM EDT

steal a shopping cart
Did this today… so epic lol

May 07, 2010 at 06:22PM EDT

Run around Walmart in a Military Uniform screaming “FOR THE EMPEROR!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs.

May 07, 2010 at 06:27PM EDT

Go in, ask for manager, when manager comes, say fuck you.

May 07, 2010 at 08:47PM EDT

If the Manager is female say, “Want to here a Joke?” and as soon as she asks what the joke is say “Women’s rights.” It’ll get you kicked out. And slapped, hard. And you may have a small to large sized angry mob chasing you as an added bonus!

May 07, 2010 at 09:20PM EDT

46. Run around the Store attempting to Gag and bind people with Underwear and Socks.

Last edited May 08, 2010 at 01:03PM EDT
May 08, 2010 at 12:37PM EDT

Attempt a robbery! You’ll get kicked out for sure.

Also, 100 post get.

May 08, 2010 at 03:15PM EDT

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