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100+ ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Last posted Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT. Added May 02, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT
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dress up as a navi and run around saying to random people i see you

May 19, 2010 at 04:55PM EDT
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Oromon- I hope you mean Nazi. Navi doesn’t say hi. Navi says “Hey! Listen!” over 9000 times.

Have a dance off in the deli.

Last edited May 19, 2010 at 05:05PM EDT
May 19, 2010 at 05:04PM EDT
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Or maybe he meanas a netnavi

May 20, 2010 at 10:58AM EDT

Steal all the 360, PS3, and Wii games, and replace them with copies of this:

May 20, 2010 at 01:59PM EDT
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1.http://203.157.19.120/ictfile/homes/rachi/avatar-neytiri-wallpapers_3_1680x1050.jpg
i meant the na’vi from avatar

May 20, 2010 at 03:07PM EDT
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200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out

May 21, 2010 at 11:17AM EDT
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…what?

May 21, 2010 at 11:23AM EDT

Attempt at Translating Zack’s post.
Before
200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out


After

1)Go to Furniture Section
2)Sleep on a Couch
3) When told to leave, tell them that if you (as in yourself) stand on the floor, gnomes will take your shoes
4) Get an oar and paddle your way out of the store while screaming “the voices are after me”
that is sure to get you kicked out


And that’s what my interpretation is.

Last edited May 23, 2010 at 10:39PM EDT
May 23, 2010 at 10:35PM EDT

213. Don’t care about how many of these have been done and just come up with a Number off the top of your head.

Last edited May 25, 2010 at 01:34PM EDT
May 25, 2010 at 01:33PM EDT
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1337. Go to the electronics section and start screaming. Once someone comes up to you and starts asking what is wrong, say “I can hear screaming…. from the phones. THE PHONES” And start destroying any phone or cellular device whilst doing some other electronic device collateral damage. If this doesn’t get you kicked, I don’t know what will.

May 26, 2010 at 12:30PM EDT
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1338. wear nothing but clothes that are black, then buy 15 Justin beiber CDs.

May 27, 2010 at 01:49AM EDT

5311. Wear a huge raincoat. Go in Walmart asking everyone in there: “Hey, where do you keep the little children?”

An alternative would be going in and finding parents, asking them: “Hey, how much for the child?”

May 27, 2010 at 02:00AM EDT
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#9000!!!!!!!!!!! chase someone with a crowbar

Last edited May 28, 2010 at 06:07PM EDT
May 28, 2010 at 06:07PM EDT
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Do nothing for 7 hours straight watching a wall.

May 28, 2010 at 06:20PM EDT

1942. Make everything you say into a David Caruso One-Liner.

May 28, 2010 at 06:54PM EDT
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Run around Screaming CANDLEJACK IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIV

Jun 02, 2010 at 03:29AM EDT
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3.14. Go around reciting Pi.

Jun 02, 2010 at 09:53PM EDT




Jun 12, 2010 at 07:53AM EDT

Get one of those big nerf chain guns and go running screaming
NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!”
While shooting every single person with darts…
Even employees.
:3

Jun 12, 2010 at 07:58AM EDT
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Have two people cosplay as Pokemon, two people cosplay as trainers, and have a random pokemon battle, with much running around and knocking down merchandise.

Jun 12, 2010 at 08:53AM EDT
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Do This:

Jun 21, 2010 at 10:56AM EDT

Buy a Vuvuzela

Jun 21, 2010 at 03:19PM EDT

1. Buy a vuvuzela.
2. Get a South African.
3. ?
4. Get kicked out of Walmart.
5. PROFIT!!!

Jun 21, 2010 at 03:26PM EDT
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147. Cosplay as Chen and run around honking Bike Horns.

Jun 21, 2010 at 05:55PM EDT
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189. sit on people

190.

Last edited Jun 21, 2010 at 06:59PM EDT
Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT
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