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Last posted Sep 20, 2009 at 07:51PM EDT. Added Sep 19, 2009 at 12:45PM EDT
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In comparison (I used all search engines).

63.2% of the internet is positive towards teh KYM

74.3% of the internet is negative towards ED

52.9% of the internet is positive towards 4chan

70% of the internet is positve towards Something Awful

54.9% of the internet is negative towards YTMND

100% of the internet likes Captain Blubber

Do you know who else has 100% approval?

Charlize Theron.

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:29PM EDT

Well dammit, it’s always changing.

The numbers are the numbers I got when I searched.

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:34PM EDT

The fine print:
“Note: these results are provided ‘as is’ and are not reliable”

Want some unreliable stats? Here you go! Hooray!

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:42PM EDT

Dammit, I’ve been duped.

So I went to Omegle to find the truth.

This fellow represents the entire internet.

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:58PM EDT

Captain Blubber has a 100% approval rating
Charlize Theron has a 100% approval rating
THEREFORE, Captain Blubber IS Charlize Theron!

Sep 19, 2009 at 09:15PM EDT
THEREFORE, Captain Blubber IS Charlize Theron!

OMAGAD hotness I want to bang you !”

Sep 19, 2009 at 09:40PM EDT

The internet is 99% positive towards Blah

The internet is 100% negative towards Chris Menning

The internet is 100% positive towards Jamie Dubs

The internet is 100% positive towards Brad Kim

The internet is 96.6% positive towards yatta

The internet is 95.2% positive on dat ass


The internet likes sex.
The internet hates gays.
The internet doesnt care for god.
Popular search for today is porn.

Sep 20, 2009 at 02:06AM EDT

Aw damn. The entire internet hates me based on one result from Bing.

Sep 20, 2009 at 04:40PM EDT

Yep, actually I had a hard time finding anything with an 100% disapproval besides Chris.

Almost nothing had 100% disapproval.

Not jerks.

Not gigli.

Not the amish.

Not gum in your hair.

Not Fred.

Not people who eat babies.

You know what did have 100% disapproval?

Getting stabbed to death.

That’s unfortunate.

Sep 20, 2009 at 04:58PM EDT

I found 99,9% disapproval for scientology !

Almost there.

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:02PM EDT

99.9% positive for positivity

99.8% negative for negativity

50% feel positive about accuracy, while 50% don’t care.

Only 53.3% negative about lies.

Only 47.9% postive for truth while 33.5% don’t care and 18.7% feel negative about truth

The internet feels 100% positive about masochism.

55.6% negative about sadomasochism.

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:32PM EDT

Also, only 53.5% feel negative about bullshit, while 46.5% feel positive about bullshit

The best part: According to Google users (which actually make up the majority of searches) 96.1% don’t care about statistics.

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:36PM EDT

Well, here’s something interesting. What does each site think of each site?

Google thinks 83.3% positively about Google

Google thinks 69.1% positively about Yahoo

Google thinks 61.5% positively about Bing

Yahoo thinks 80.6% positively about Yahoo

Yahoo thinks 100% negatively about Google

Yahoo thinks 88.4% positively about Bing

Bing thinks 51.7% positively about Bing

Bing thinks 50.2% negatively about Google

Bing thinks 46.6% positively about Yahoo

Sep 20, 2009 at 07:01PM EDT


The internet is 50.2% positive about “internet memes”

100% positive about “FAIL

83.2% positive about the “Rickroll”

96.5% positive about “Technoviking”

100% positive about “Caitlin Upton”

50.1% negative about “Chocolate Rain”

100% positive about “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”

84% positive about “Star Wars Kid”

64.6% positive about “O RLY?”

91.4% positive about “I Like Turtles”

85.9% positive about “LOLcats”

99.8% positive about “One Takes”

90.9% positive about “Boom Goes the Dynamite”

100% positive about the “Bush Shoe Throw”

51.2% negative about “Magibon”

61.1% positive about “Lip Dubs”

100% positive about “Disaster Girl”

57% positive about “Anonymous”

66.9% positive about “Boxxy”

85.9% positive about “Numa Numa”

51.9% negative about “Yo Dawg”

100% positive about the “Christian Bale Rant”

100% positive about “Single-Serving Sites”

91% positive about “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

100% positive about “Allison Harvard”

71.3% positive about “Keyboard Cat”

100% positive about “Three Wolf Moon”

94.3% positive about “Weegee”

80% positive about “Bubb Rubb”

And finally, 97.5% positive about “David After Dentist”

Sep 20, 2009 at 07:51PM EDT

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