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Last posted Sep 20, 2009 at 07:51PM EDT. Added Sep 19, 2009 at 12:45PM EDT
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In comparison (I used all search engines).

63.2% of the internet is positive towards teh KYM

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=know+your+meme&st=all

74.3% of the internet is negative towards ED

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=encyclopedia+dramatica&st=all

52.9% of the internet is positive towards 4chan

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=4chan&st=all

70% of the internet is positve towards Something Awful

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=somethingawful&st=all

54.9% of the internet is negative towards YTMND

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=ytmnd&st=all

100% of the internet likes Captain Blubber

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=captain+blubber&st=all

Do you know who else has 100% approval?

Charlize Theron.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=charlize+theron&st=all

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:29PM EDT
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Well dammit, it’s always changing.

The numbers are the numbers I got when I searched.

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:34PM EDT
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The fine print:
“Note: these results are provided ‘as is’ and are not reliable”

Want some unreliable stats? Here you go! Hooray!

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:42PM EDT
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Dammit, I’ve been duped.

So I went to Omegle to find the truth.

This fellow represents the entire internet.

Sep 19, 2009 at 03:58PM EDT
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Captain Blubber has a 100% approval rating
Charlize Theron has a 100% approval rating
THEREFORE, Captain Blubber IS Charlize Theron!

Sep 19, 2009 at 09:15PM EDT
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THEREFORE, Captain Blubber IS Charlize Theron!

OMAGAD hotness I want to bang you !”

Sep 19, 2009 at 09:40PM EDT
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The internet is 99% positive towards Blah
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=blah&st=all

The internet is 100% negative towards Chris Menning
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=chris+menning&st=all

The internet is 100% positive towards Jamie Dubs
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=jamie+dubs&st=all

The internet is 100% positive towards Brad Kim
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=Brad+Kim&st=all

The internet is 96.6% positive towards yatta
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=yatta&st=all

The internet is 95.2% positive on dat ass
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=dat+ass&st=all

Also…

The internet likes sex.
The internet hates gays.
The internet doesnt care for god.
Popular search for today is porn.
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/stats.php

Sep 20, 2009 at 02:06AM EDT
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Aw damn. The entire internet hates me based on one result from Bing.

Sep 20, 2009 at 04:40PM EDT
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Yep, actually I had a hard time finding anything with an 100% disapproval besides Chris.

Almost nothing had 100% disapproval.

Not jerks.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=jerks&st=all

Not gigli.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=gigli&st=all

Not the amish.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=the+amish&st=all

Not gum in your hair.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=gum+in+your+hair&st=all

Not Fred.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=fred+figglehorn&st=all

Not people who eat babies.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=people+who+eat+babies&st=all

You know what did have 100% disapproval?

Getting stabbed to death.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=getting+stabbed+to+death&st=all

That’s unfortunate.

Sep 20, 2009 at 04:58PM EDT
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I found 99,9% disapproval for scientology !
http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=scientology&st=all

Almost there.

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:02PM EDT
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99.9% positive for positivity
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=positivity&st=all

99.8% negative for negativity
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=negativity&st=all

50% feel positive about accuracy, while 50% don’t care.
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=accuracy&st=all

Only 53.3% negative about lies.
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=lies&st=all

Only 47.9% postive for truth while 33.5% don’t care and 18.7% feel negative about truth
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=truth&st=all

The internet feels 100% positive about masochism.
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=masochism&st=all

55.6% negative about sadomasochism.
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=sadomasochism&st=all

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:32PM EDT
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Also, only 53.5% feel negative about bullshit, while 46.5% feel positive about bullshit
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bullshit&st=all

The best part: According to Google users (which actually make up the majority of searches) 96.1% don’t care about statistics.
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=statistics&st=google

Sep 20, 2009 at 05:36PM EDT
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Well, here’s something interesting. What does each site think of each site?

Google thinks 83.3% positively about Google
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=google&st=google

Google thinks 69.1% positively about Yahoo
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=yahoo&st=google

Google thinks 61.5% positively about Bing
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bing&st=google

Yahoo thinks 80.6% positively about Yahoo
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=yahoo&st=yahoo

Yahoo thinks 100% negatively about Google
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=google&st=yahoo

Yahoo thinks 88.4% positively about Bing
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bing&st=yahoo

Bing thinks 51.7% positively about Bing
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bing&st=bing

Bing thinks 50.2% negatively about Google
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=google&st=bing

Bing thinks 46.6% positively about Yahoo
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=yahoo&st=bing

Sep 20, 2009 at 07:01PM EDT
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Also…

The internet is 50.2% positive about “internet memes”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=internet+memes&st=all

100% positive about “FAIL
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=fail&st=all

83.2% positive about the “Rickroll”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=rickroll&st=all

96.5% positive about “Technoviking”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=technoviking&st=all

100% positive about “Caitlin Upton”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=caitlin+upton&st=all

50.1% negative about “Chocolate Rain”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=chocolate+rain&st=all

100% positive about “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=all+your+base+are+belong+to+us&st=all

84% positive about “Star Wars Kid”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=star+wars+kid&st=all

64.6% positive about “O RLY?”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=o+rly&st=all

91.4% positive about “I Like Turtles”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=i+like+turtles&st=all

85.9% positive about “LOLcats”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=lolcats&st=all

99.8% positive about “One Takes”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=one+takes&st=all

90.9% positive about “Boom Goes the Dynamite”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=boom+goes+the+dynamite&st=all

100% positive about the “Bush Shoe Throw”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bush+shoe+throw&st=all

51.2% negative about “Magibon”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=magibon&st=all

61.1% positive about “Lip Dubs”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=lip+dubs&st=all

100% positive about “Disaster Girl”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=disaster+girl&st=all

57% positive about “Anonymous”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=anonymous&st=all

66.9% positive about “Boxxy”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=boxxy&st=all

85.9% positive about “Numa Numa”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=numa+numa&st=all

51.9% negative about “Yo Dawg”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=yo+dawg&st=all

100% positive about the “Christian Bale Rant”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=christian+bale+rant&st=all

100% positive about “Single-Serving Sites”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=single-serving+sites&st=all

91% positive about “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=peanut+butter+jelly+time&st=all

100% positive about “Allison Harvard”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=allison+harvard&st=all

71.3% positive about “Keyboard Cat”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=keyboard+cat&st=all

100% positive about “Three Wolf Moon”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=three+wolf+moon&st=all

94.3% positive about “Weegee”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=weegee&st=all

80% positive about “Bubb Rubb”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=bubb+rubb&st=all

And finally, 97.5% positive about “David After Dentist”
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=david+after+dentist&st=all

Sep 20, 2009 at 07:51PM EDT
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