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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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Okay, but you fail it.

I wish for the pagebreak.

Jul 09, 2010 at 07:40PM EDT

Okay, but nobody cares.

I wish my home computer had a better graphics card.

Last edited Jul 09, 2010 at 08:15PM EDT
Jul 09, 2010 at 08:15PM EDT

When you get it the monitor will break.

I wish that the next poster will live a long happy life.

Jul 09, 2010 at 08:48PM EDT

i spend the majority of it trying to build a machine to keep chris mennings head alive
i wish that i could teach the world to sing

Jul 09, 2010 at 09:02PM EDT

OK, but everyone wants to kill you.
I wish for BZZZZZZZZZZZ to end

Jul 10, 2010 at 12:33AM EDT

You have to listen to this instead.

I wish for a PROMOTION!

Jul 10, 2010 at 12:40AM EDT

i wish i had a .44 revolver, a semi-automatic shotgun, several grenades and a katana to fight the infected.

Jul 10, 2010 at 06:48AM EDT

Alright, but the revolver is rusted useless, the semi auto shotty jams, the ’nades are drilled out and the katana is a ceremonial weapon (useless).

I wish i fish i had a wish.

Jul 10, 2010 at 02:49PM EDT

but then that fish gets a wish.
i wish i could fly

Jul 10, 2010 at 02:53PM EDT

but it burns when ever you shoot web.
i wish i had a pokemon game to pass the time

Jul 10, 2010 at 03:03PM EDT

k but you only battle GARY MOTHERF---ING OAK
I wish I had a starship

Jul 10, 2010 at 03:04PM EDT

ok but it blew up with you in it
i wish i was on a better computer that wont ever mess up on me

Jul 10, 2010 at 03:42PM EDT

Ok, but peripherals no longer work.
I wish that this post was special.

Jul 10, 2010 at 06:12PM EDT

ok but i steal it
i wish i was Geno

Last edited Jul 10, 2010 at 11:16PM EDT
Jul 10, 2010 at 11:16PM EDT

you receive the number 3.17

I wish that I was an hero

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:37PM EDT

Everyone else dies and you get bored so you kill yourself (don’t ask me how).
I wish I could be playing CoD right now.

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:41PM EDT

ok but you dont get a ever get a pagebreak and i will
I wish i could be link

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:45PM EDT

He is pretty cool except for the nudity

I wish for coupons

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:50PM EDT

Trolling becomes an infectious disease instead.

I wish for a sammich

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:52PM EDT

ok but now we have goblins
i wish i was a muscular fish that could breathe out of water

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:53PM EDT

Ok, but you can only breathe in water and space.
I wish I could bump thread.

Jul 19, 2010 at 01:25PM EDT

ok but that makes zachu2uber troll here instead.
I wish i could use Ultima.

Jul 19, 2010 at 01:44PM EDT

Granted, but it now targets only members of your own party.

I wish that TI calculators would have improved at the same rate as PCs.

Jul 19, 2010 at 02:58PM EDT

Your wish is granted, but it only works while you are about 23.5 miles away from the sun. Sorry.

I wish I never accidentally Sunkist.

Jul 19, 2010 at 03:04PM EDT

Granted, but you accidentally your knee.

I wish for an official FF5 English version.

Jul 19, 2010 at 05:08PM EDT

Alright, but it finds you.

I wish I wasn’t so paranoid.

Jul 19, 2010 at 11:08PM EDT

Granted, you are now totally oblivious to your environment.

I wish for stoneless peaches.

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:07PM EDT

Granted, you now also vomit larvae.

I wish Linux was easier to use.

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:24PM EDT

I heard you like Linux so I put Linux in your Linux so you can Linux while you Linux!

I wish I understood what I just said…

Jul 20, 2010 at 02:28PM EDT

Sure thing, but now you won’t understand the following image:

I wish I could like crepes.

Jul 20, 2010 at 03:15PM EDT

All Crepes are now made of Human Flesh.

I wish I could divide by zero!

Last edited Jul 20, 2010 at 03:23PM EDT
Jul 20, 2010 at 03:23PM EDT

but then what’s the logic in that?
i wish i could get pokemon black or white now!

Jul 20, 2010 at 04:03PM EDT

You can, just havent noticed yet.
I Wish for anywhere between $9001-$1,000,000,000 dollars.

Jul 20, 2010 at 09:48PM EDT

You get 1,000,000,000 dollars worth of bird droppings.

I wish I could think of a wish!

Jul 20, 2010 at 09:51PM EDT

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