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Okay, but you fail it.

I wish for the pagebreak.

Okay, but nobody cares.

I wish my home computer had a better graphics card.

When you get it the monitor will break.

I wish that the next poster will live a long happy life.

i spend the majority of it trying to build a machine to keep chris mennings head alive
i wish that i could teach the world to sing

They are led by Yoko Ono
I wish for a ghost friend

Ok, but you die!
I wish for BZZZZZZZZZ

OK, but everyone wants to kill you.
I wish for BZZZZZZZZZZZ to end

You have to listen to this instead.

I wish for a PROMOTION!

Granted, but you're now perma b&.

In Soviet Russia, wish wishes you!

wut

um…k.
i wish i had a .44 revolver, a semi-automatic shotgun, several grenades and a katana to fight the infected.

Alright, but the revolver is rusted useless, the semi auto shotty jams, the 'nades are drilled out and the katana is a ceremonial weapon (useless).

I wish i fish i had a wish.

but then that fish gets a wish.
i wish i could fly

ok but you should of been defeating ganon
i wish i was having a curry

the curry is poisoned.
I wish i knew how to shot web

but it burns when ever you shoot web.
i wish i had a pokemon game to pass the time

k but you only battle GARY MOTHERF---ING OAK
I wish I had a starship

ok but it blew up with you in it
i wish i was on a better computer that wont ever mess up on me

Ok, but peripherals no longer work.
I wish that this post was special.

ok but its special ed
i wish this tread was cool again

granted, buuuuuuuut, nobody posts.

I wish I had more money.

ok but i steal it
i wish i was Geno

You burn yourself with your own magic.

I wish people would understand…

but they dont and you are rejected
i wish for pie

you receive the number 3.17

I wish that I was an hero

ok but you die in the end
i wish i was immortal

Everyone else dies and you get bored so you kill yourself (don't ask me how).
I wish I could be playing CoD right now.

ok but you dont get a ever get a pagebreak and i will
I wish i could be link

He is pretty cool except for the nudity

I wish for coupons

They expired three minutes ago.

I wish people wouldn't feed trolls.

Trolling becomes an infectious disease instead.

I wish for a sammich

ok but now we have goblins
i wish i was a muscular fish that could breathe out of water

Ok, but you can only breathe in water and space.
I wish I could bump thread.

ok but zachu2ube posts on it
i wish this thread will get popular again

ok but that makes zachu2uber troll here instead.
I wish i could use Ultima.

Granted, but it now targets only members of your own party.

I wish that TI calculators would have improved at the same rate as PCs.

Your wish is granted, but it only works while you are about 23.5 miles away from the sun. Sorry.

I wish I never accidentally Sunkist.

Granted, but you accidentally your knee.

I wish for an official FF5 English version.

It happens, but it only runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I never found Windows 7

Alright, but it finds you.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted, you are now totally oblivious to your environment.

I wish for stoneless peaches.

You get Stoned Peaches.

I wish I could crap butterflies!

Granted, you now also vomit larvae.

I wish Linux was easier to use.

I heard you like Linux so I put Linux in your Linux so you can Linux while you Linux!

I wish I understood what I just said…

Sure thing, but now you won't understand the following image:

I wish I could like crepes.

All Crepes are now made of Human Flesh.

I wish I could divide by zero!

but then what's the logic in that?
i wish i could get pokemon black or white now!

All of the Pokemon become racist.

I wish I could DERP.

You can, just havent noticed yet.
I Wish for anywhere between $9001-$1,000,000,000 dollars.

You get 1,000,000,000 dollars worth of bird droppings.

I wish I could think of a wish!