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Hm. Tough one.
Oh wait!
You learn the difference, but you learn it backwards.
I wish I knew what this little black box next to me was.

(First pagebreak ftw!)

You now know but you can never open it.

I wish desu desu desu

Ok,but NOOOOOOO U

I wish I was a woman

used used used

I wish everybody knew what the last digit of pi was.

its 3 repeating
I wish I never killed that man

It’s 7 but they forgot the rest of it.

I wish I had pie

Okay, but he got hit by a train while you were a passenger.

I wish for this sentence.

Wait a sec, that pi one wasn’t really corrupted by Isaac.

That pi one is now so corrupted your brain melts.

I wish I could unseen what cannot be unseen.

Fine, but you can’t see anything else.

I wish for a pumpkin pie.

fine but your in soviet Russia so PIE EAT YOU

I wish 4chan never melted my brain

Okay, but you die from the brain freeze it gives you.

I wish I didn’t have to repeat this wish that I wish for a wish.

ok but you have to I wish I didn’t have to repeat this wish that I wish for a wish for a wish

I wish I never saw lemon party or goatse

granted but now you dont remember anything.

I wish I could undertsand Japanese.

ok but you cant talk
i wish this thread would end

ok but i’ll revive it
i wish i could swim

lol Im not a talkative person anyway :3

granted but you have to shave your entire body

I wish to surpass Frogjedi4’s desu desu desu desu desu

ok but you can only say de
i wish i had a boob nipple gun

granted but the boobs are flat

i wish for moar desu

ok but you get moarguninyourpants
i wish i wish i wasnt a fish

ok but now desu translates to I’m gay

I wish disney was nolonger gay

(I’m a girl)

Granted, they go out of business

I wish everyone in the world had desu eyes

Granted, but now everyone ends all sentences with desu.
I wish Suiseiseki was Portal main character.

Granted. (What? You don’t think that is corrupt?)

I wish the portals were desu colored

no
i wish i wish with all my heart to kill the dragons in the land of heart

granted, but they are now zombies

I wish for a zombocolypse.

Okay, but they aren’t actual zombies, it’s just a disease.

I wish that I got an awesome GET.

Ok but i dunt know what your talkin bout so never mind

I wish I could order from Korea without having to wait 40 years to get a package.

granted. Korea gets nuked the next day. You won’t have to order anything from there again.

I wish we had another KYMbus

Granted, but the bus has no engine and has all flat tires.

I wish the internet could expand throughout the galaxy. Aliens could make interesting trolls/victims.

Ok, but the aliens make the worst virus ever

I wish I was a furry

Ok, you get to burn with the rest of them

I wish I had a flamethrower

You transported to a time when it was legal to use a flame thrower, Vietnam.

I wish Little Kuriboh would update more often…

the new updates make it incompatible with your computer

I wish I could win the game

I dont know what that is, but it sounds like Terrorism.

I wish apon a star..

no u

u

NO FUUUUUU!!

NO U!

U!

I wish to know if making 5 posts a minute like this is what is making KYM crash so much.

Yes, and you get banned.
I wish that more KYMers used Skype.

No, you don’t.

I wish I had the drive to keep writing my stories.
(And after the corruption, OMFG KILL ME NOW!)

You get the drive, but you write the next Twilight.

I wish all sparkly vampires would die a horribly slow and painful steam roller related death.

Wish granted, now we have no culture.

A bagel, in my mouth.

Granted if that bagel is eaten in an outhouse.

I wish for a desu invasion.

ok but its a rock
i wish i could get rid of ramen flavor packs

wish granted, but it needs moar desu

I wish for an unholy wave of desu to wash away all that moral and good in the world! Bahahahaha desu!

Granted if I am ontop.

I wish for more fail posts.

granted, but you will make them

I wish to be in the vanguard of the desu army!

Too late, Sui beat you to it by becoming SuperDesu.

I wish I didn’t have to follow through on my last wish.

Granted, the drive will die down after you write the next twilight though

I wish that all kym understood we desus. No one knows our carefully guarded secrets.

Ok, but then they understand the carefully guarded secrets.